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I am told that there is a story every lawyer knows about the Sidley Austin intern office biter

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 9:17:36

That she would go around the office biting all of her coworkers every day, and had some kind of furry fetish.

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Oh, and she bit her coworkers for a month before management said

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 13:34:04, in reply to "I am told that there is a story every lawyer knows about the Sidley Austin intern office biter"

"Gee, maybe we should ask HR if we should do something about this"

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they liked her aggressiveness*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 20:36:50, in reply to "Oh, and she bit her coworkers for a month before management said"

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"Gee, maybe we should ask HR if we should do something about this"

More specifically, the cut of her jib*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 20:54:09, in reply to "they liked her aggressiveness*"

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"Gee, maybe we should ask HR if we should do something about this"

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Well that answers the obvious question*

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 20:32:03, in reply to "Oh, and she bit her coworkers for a month before management said"

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"Gee, maybe we should ask HR if we should do something about this"

lawyers are notoriously terrible managers of people*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 14:06:07, in reply to "Oh, and she bit her coworkers for a month before management said"

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"Gee, maybe we should ask HR if we should do something about this"

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

I have a good contact at SA and know the entire sordid story. I’m disinclined to reveal everything

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 12:46:35, in reply to "I am told that there is a story every lawyer knows about the Sidley Austin intern office biter"

because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!

That's some biting sarcasm*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 13:07:06, in reply to "I have a good contact at SA and know the entire sordid story. I’m disinclined to reveal everything "

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because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Tooth be told I’d like to know*

Posted by LeatherneckIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LeatherneckIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 13:40:40, in reply to "That's some biting sarcasm*"

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because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TOOTH!

Yup. Above the law wrote a post about it. It’s a good read haha*

Posted by GhostofPokeyStixPast <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GhostofPokeyStixPast' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 12:07:19, in reply to "I am told that there is a story every lawyer knows about the Sidley Austin intern office biter"

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That she would go around the office biting all of her coworkers every day, and had some kind of furry fetish.

for biclops

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 12:18:51, in reply to "Yup. Above the law wrote a post about it. It’s a good read haha*"

https://abovethelaw.com/2025/07/summer-associates-naughty-toddler-impression-gets-her-bounced-from-biglaw/

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

It’s a must read every time I see the link! Also the only summer associate story we had

Was a nepo baby summer associate who ran his car into a water pipe and flooded the parking garage. He still got an offer.

Intrigued*

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 12:04:39, in reply to "I am told that there is a story every lawyer knows about the Sidley Austin intern office biter"

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That she would go around the office biting all of her coworkers every day, and had some kind of furry fetish.

I knew about this.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 11:54:36, in reply to "I am told that there is a story every lawyer knows about the Sidley Austin intern office biter"

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That she would go around the office biting all of her coworkers every day, and had some kind of furry fetish.

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

I knew about this, too. Does that make me a lawyer? *

Posted by ghost_of_clt <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ghost_of_clt' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 13:42:44, in reply to "I knew about this.*"

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That she would go around the office biting all of her coworkers every day, and had some kind of furry fetish.

N U D E S I N B I O

You're a middle-aged American man. That's already like 75% of the way there*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 23, 2026, 13:46:30, in reply to "I knew about this, too. Does that make me a lawyer? *"

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That she would go around the office biting all of her coworkers every day, and had some kind of furry fetish.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

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