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Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 17:51:54

Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

ADPi's get a bad rep*

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 30, 2026, 11:32:19, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

I guess those ATV's steered the cow onto the Quad.

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 30, 2026, 8:58:40, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

Used a loud horn...

(Get it? Steered??

Never mind.)

why was your mom on campus?*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 20:56:39, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

Boom! Roasted!*

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 21:08:59, in reply to "why was your mom on campus?*"

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

I walked a few heifers on the south quad back in the day.

Posted by illini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 20:20:55, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

Not technically a euphemism.

Ima call her Karoline*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 18:33:11, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

Chicken Little poster child

Can he play on the defensive line?*

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 18:01:57, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

Sad lulz*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 30, 2026, 7:12:30, in reply to "Can he play on the defensive line?*"

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

No, but I know a cowboy who can take care of this problem

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 18:14:16, in reply to "Can he play on the defensive line?*"

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

was just coming to post it. here:

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 17:52:19, in reply to "Apparently there was a cow loose on campus today "

https://www.reddit.com/r/UIUC/comments/1szctdc/cow_on_the_loose/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

That was almost a stampede! Imagine telling your roommate you almost got gored after accy 201.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on April 30, 2026, 8:29:27, in reply to "was just coming to post it. here: "

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Ended up hiding in the bushes near Foellinger

Source: the video my kid sent me

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

This is what my kid sent me

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 17:56:33, in reply to "was just coming to post it. here: "

Stealth cow

I'm so ashamed of the lie I'm living
Right on the wrong side of it all

Man he was so close to making it to the Quad*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on April 29, 2026, 18:28:35, in reply to "This is what my kid sent me"

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Stealth cow

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

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