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Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 14:15:45

for example, there's no way I would know what an Ibis is if not for sports

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Can of corn is not actually about cans or corn*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 21:13:01, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

You

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 19:35:49, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

And I regret it every damn day

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

English/Welsh geography*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 19:21:59, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

There are tons of small colleges that I would have never heard of but for the NCAA tournament

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 18:49:50, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

Gonzaga, Iona, Siena, Murray State, etc

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

What a slumpbuster is*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 18:45:10, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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You can’t win with three stars*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 18:34:39, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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Who is and who isn't qualified to be head coach*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 19:22:41, in reply to "You can’t win with three stars*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

That Vontae Davis loves his Grandma*

Posted by IlliniRunner <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniRunner' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 18:34:11, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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*loved *

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 19:22:17, in reply to "That Vontae Davis loves his Grandma*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Knowing the In's and Out's of everything regarding growth plates*

Posted by illinilosch <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinilosch' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 18:19:13, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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All of you losers

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:34:12, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

I blame Ron Zook for getting me interested in Illinois football recruiting

Not much blood on a white sock with a compound tib-fib fracture*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:32:21, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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How the term screwball got its meaning*

Posted by DanSaint <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DanSaint' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:23:58, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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Where the ulnar collateral ligament is located*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:20:24, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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I'm an ancient Egypt fan. So I absolutely know what an Ibis is.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 14:40:37, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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Chicken Little poster child

Ancient Egypt was totally overrated as a 3 seed. positional height deficits all the way around

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 18:15:12, in reply to "I'm an ancient Egypt fan. So I absolutely know what an Ibis is.*"

RUN THE PYRAMID! RUN THE PYRAMID.

so predictable.

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I’d only think of it as a terrible hotel chain *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:15:28, in reply to "I'm an ancient Egypt fan. So I absolutely know what an Ibis is.*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

An Ibis is a common cartouche. Sometimes there's two, which has a whole different meaning*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:49:54, in reply to "I’d only think of it as a terrible hotel chain *"

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Chicken Little poster child

And I think of it as a terrible (sad) short story called The Scarlet Ibis*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 15:16:56, in reply to "I’d only think of it as a terrible hotel chain *"

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Rutgers is in the Big Ten*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CoronaTheirAss' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 13, 2026, 14:36:45, in reply to "Let's list things we probably wouldn't know if not for our sports fandom!"

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