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PGA champ

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 14, 2026, 11:26:22

think i'm completely good with the bryson experience. just go to youtube. unserious stuff

Not sure whether it’s doing a good job of identifying the best player, but it’s a fun

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 16, 2026, 20:35:02, in reply to "PGA champ"

tournament and great leaderboard

Brian Campbell in shambles*

Posted by snipes824 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=snipes824' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 16, 2026, 11:15:38, in reply to "PGA champ"

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think i'm completely good with the bryson experience. just go to youtube. unserious stuff

ooo

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 16, 2026, 15:29:03, in reply to "Brian Campbell in shambles*"

These are Brian Campbell's rankings today (out of 62). Might be the worst round of golf ever played. pic.twitter.com/U96Qgpzrrs
— Ramble (@GolfRamble) May 16, 2026

scores so much higher than i expected. which is great*

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think i'm completely good with the bryson experience. just go to youtube. unserious stuff

Hundred percent. Glad to see this idea that tree removal makes courses worse get exposed*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 12:18:20, in reply to "scores so much higher than i expected. which is great*"

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think i'm completely good with the bryson experience. just go to youtube. unserious stuff

i do think they need to put some easier pins tomorrow though. let some iron players separate

by going for pins instead of just get to the green and 2 putt

the higgo time stuff killed me

all real quotes!

“I was obviously there on time, but late.”

“It's unfortunate that golf has these kind of situations where ... things we get penalized for ... things.”

"One second is tough to define."

I loved that he also didn't have a watch or phone.

Posted by Chicago1995 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chicago1995' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 9:55:42, in reply to "the higgo time stuff killed me"

Admitted he had no idea about the time.

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Yogi Berra reincarnated*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 9:32:47, in reply to "the higgo time stuff killed me"

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It’s crazy he would be tied for the lead had he just gotten to the tee on time. *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:28:54, in reply to "the higgo time stuff killed me"

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

So he doubled on 1, did that include his penalty?

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 9:00:43, in reply to "It’s crazy he would be tied for the lead had he just gotten to the tee on time. *"

Or was he functionally +4 after 1 hole?

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no, doubled with the penalty. so real par, add two for the late penalty*

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Or was he functionally +4 after 1 hole?

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^this *

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 12:22:36, in reply to "no, doubled with the penalty. so real par, add two for the late penalty*"

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Or was he functionally +4 after 1 hole?

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

what is this, My Fair Lady?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:51:08, in reply to "It’s crazy he would be tied for the lead had he just gotten to the tee on time. *"

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Well... With a Little Bit of Luck... *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 9:11:52, in reply to "what is this, My Fair Lady?*"

Had to look that up; I don't trust my knowledge of 1960's musicals set during the Victorian era as much as I once did.

Supposedly only 1 minute late. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:35:33, in reply to "It’s crazy he would be tied for the lead had he just gotten to the tee on time. *"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

"I wouldn't have been late if I knew I was running late"*

Posted by Orangeillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Orangeillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:02:45, in reply to "the higgo time stuff killed me"

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Last year he said he was working on a new ball to control his trajectory

Posted by jdl <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=jdl' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 14, 2026, 13:01:38, in reply to "PGA champ"

At the Masters it was his irons causing him to miss left.

Maybe time to look in the mirror, Bry.

He can just go full time YouTube now.

Remember when the media narrative was that he was some kind of mad scientist genius, until they

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:55:41, in reply to "Last year he said he was working on a new ball to control his trajectory"

got a larger sample size and realized that he's just a dipshit?

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At the Masters it was his irons causing him to miss left.

Maybe time to look in the mirror, Bry.

He can just go full time YouTube now.

any chance they could share their research techniques with tech media?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 9:10:52, in reply to "Remember when the media narrative was that he was some kind of mad scientist genius, until they"

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got a larger sample size and realized that he's just a dipshit?

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At the Masters it was his irons causing him to miss left.

Maybe time to look in the mirror, Bry.

He can just go full time YouTube now.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

His PR team was crushing it for a while but at the end of the day

Posted by CWR10 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=CWR10' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:39:54, in reply to "Last year he said he was working on a new ball to control his trajectory"

He’s always been a socially awkward narcissist

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At the Masters it was his irons causing him to miss left.

Maybe time to look in the mirror, Bry.

He can just go full time YouTube now.

He's too busy building his brand instead of focusing on winning golf tournaments. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:43:02, in reply to "His PR team was crushing it for a while but at the end of the day"

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He’s always been a socially awkward narcissist

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At the Masters it was his irons causing him to miss left.

Maybe time to look in the mirror, Bry.

He can just go full time YouTube now.

"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

You can wear a hoodie in a major? *

Posted by illini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 14, 2026, 12:23:49, in reply to "PGA champ"

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think i'm completely good with the bryson experience. just go to youtube. unserious stuff

Only after you've won your third Major. *

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 15, 2026, 8:29:33, in reply to "You can wear a hoodie in a major? *"

Didn't realize he won his first back in 2020.

What a drag it is, getting old....

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