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In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 11:52:39

Best sandwich:
What was the first concert you attended:
What is the scariest animal:
Apples or oranges:
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph:
What do you think happens when we die:
Favorite action movie:
Window or Aisle:
Favorite smell:
Least favorite smell:
Earliest memory:
Cats or Dogs:
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it:
What number am I thinking of:
Describe the rest of your life in five words:

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Re: In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 22, 2026, 9:34:56, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Double ButterBurger Deluxe
What was the first concert you attended: Chicago/Beach Boys at Poplar Creek
What is the scariest animal: Hippo
Apples or oranges: apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: lots o times
What do you think happens when we die: the world keeps turning
Favorite action movie: the Fugitive
Window or Aisle: Window
Favorite smell: first warm day in spring
Least favorite smell: dog busting it's anal gland
Earliest memory: had to wake up at 230 for an early flight.
Cats or Dogs: dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Irish Tune from County Derry
What number am I thinking of: 77
Describe the rest of your life in five words: enjoy the experience, facilitate enjoyment in others

ooo

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 22, 2026, 8:49:08, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Doner Kebab
What was the first concert you attended: Genesis (Invisible Touch tour)
What is the scariest animal: Greenland Shark
Apples or oranges: Mangos
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes, David Robinson.
What do you think happens when we die: The world goes on without us.
Favorite action movie: Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: Pizza
Least favorite smell: Spoiled Milk
Earliest memory: I remember my dad coming back to India from the US to take me back to my new country at 3 years of age.
Cats or Dogs: Both
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Overture 1812
What number am I thinking of: 42
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Made people smile and laugh.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

000

Posted by AintHatin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=AintHatin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 20:50:06, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Burger from Top Notch
What was the first concert you attended: New Order/PiL/Sugarcubes, Poplar Creek 1989
What is the scariest animal: Rattlesnakes
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes
What do you think happens when we die: something other than complete darkness
Favorite action movie: Die Hard
Window or Aisle: Window
Favorite smell: Lilacs
Least favorite smell: overfilled port a potty
Earliest memory: watching Cisco Kid with my dad
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Feeling Stronger Every Day
What number am I thinking of: 23
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Make the best of it

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you know that you’re morphing into tarbiz, right?*

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 19:28:18, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

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Meh. There's a hella lot worse people to morph into.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 22:40:46, in reply to "you know that you’re morphing into tarbiz, right?*"

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Tips cap

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 22:46:25, in reply to "Meh. There's a hella lot worse people to morph into.*"

I think

Recrudescence

We good, brother.*

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I think

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

OOO

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:20:21, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Cold meatloaf
What was the first concert you attended: Grateful Dead
What is the scariest animal: Man
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes, Harry Connick Jr.
What do you think happens when we die: "Reincarnation" in the form of recycled matter
Favorite action movie: Die Hard
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: Fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies
Least favorite smell: Hockey gloves
Earliest memory: Random snapshot of my parents' apartment in Champaign when I was 2
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Morning Dew, 5/8/77
What number am I thinking of: 7
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Grandkids, laughter, travel, love, peace

good answer to the animal question. *

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 22, 2026, 7:58:36, in reply to "OOO"

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WTF? Why did this post 5 times?*

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:21:12, in reply to "OOO"

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Ebola*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:33:09, in reply to "WTF? Why did this post 5 times?*"

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Chicken Little poster child

ooo

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:18:53, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Italian Beef
What was the first concert you attended: Styx
What is the scariest animal: Hippo
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes
What do you think happens when we die: No one truly knows
Favorite action movie: Die Hard
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: A baseball park
Least favorite smell: Strong perfume
Earliest memory: Falling down a flight of stairs
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: More Than A Feeling
What number am I thinking of: 7
Describe the rest of your life in five words: You Only Live Once Or....

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Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

OOO

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:01:52, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

OOO

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:01:39, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

OOO

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:01:32, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

OOO

Posted by Desert <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Desert' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 17:01:25, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

00o00oo

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 16:40:13, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Deli corned beef with slaw and Russian dressing
What was the first concert you attended:Metallica, I think. Maybe GnR
What is the scariest animal: Anaconda
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes. Eddie Johnson and Craig Tucker were the first.
What do you think happens when we die: We return to the universe (whatever that means)
Favorite action movie: The Bourne Identity
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: Fresh baked bread, fresh cut grass or lightning ozone in the summer
Least favorite smell: Sour milk
Earliest memory: My dad carrying me somewhere in Springfield
Cats or Dogs: Dogs, though cats are awesome
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Vivaldi Four Seasons. It's long and I'll probably pick up new things
What number am I thinking of: 7
Describe the rest of your life in five words: I'm going out swinging (the pugilistic kind, not the lifestyle kind. Probably).

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Fine…

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 16:07:16, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Italian beef
What was the first concert you attended: Cheap Trick, 1979
What is the scariest animal: Man
Apples or oranges: apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: no
What do you think happens when we die: We become our dreams
Favorite action movie: T2
Window or Aisle: Window
Favorite smell: Hockey bag
Least favorite smell: cigarette/cigar/pot smoke
Earliest memory: feeding a horse an apple at age 5
Cats or Dogs: Yes
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: 23 Minutes in Brussels
What number am I thinking of: 3
Describe the rest of your life in five words: He died on that mountain

(for rent)

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:16:24, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: BLT, but really a BL (cuz I don't like raw tomato) and extra B...so really a BBL

What was the first concert you attended: Aerosmith 2001 @ Ass Hall

What is the scariest animal: something I probably haven't heard of

Apples or oranges: apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: yes, quite a few people. I think the first was AJ Foyt (former Indy Car driver) at a hotel inside the Indianapolis Speedway track during the Indy 500 time trails when I was maybe 8 or 9

What do you think happens when we die: we're gone

Favorite action movie: Probably Terminator 2 but on any given day my answer can/will change

Window or Aisle: Aisle so I can stretch out my legs at least a little

Favorite smell: fresh backed chocolate chip cookies, I guess

Least favorite smell: rotten chicken

Earliest memory: I'm not sure which is earlier so it's either watching my grandma (dad's mom) make lemon meringue pie in her kitchen or going with my grandpa (mom's dad) to get a donut at the bakery in the grocery store. both would have been when I was around 3

Cats or Dogs: dogs

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: September by Earth, Wind, and Fire

What number am I thinking of: 11

Describe the rest of your life in five words: fuck if I know, man

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

I love a BLA - Bacon, Lettuce, Avo. Hate maters.*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:27:55, in reply to "ooo"

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i hate most raw tomatoes. i love actual garden grown tomatoes. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:43:17, in reply to "I love a BLA - Bacon, Lettuce, Avo. Hate maters.*"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

I tell LBK, fresh summer tomatoes and store bought ones...

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:53:00, in reply to "i hate most raw tomatoes. i love actual garden grown tomatoes. *"

...might as well be two distinctively different things.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

ooo

Posted by GrandmotherPearlsJam <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=GrandmotherPearlsJam' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:53:02, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Cubano
What was the first concert you attended: 99x X-Fest, a big ass concert in a big ass field
What is the scariest animal: Overall, probably a grizzly. That I could encounter? Copperhead, maybe?
Apples or oranges: Oranges
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes, Kendall Gill when I was around 10 years old
What do you think happens when we die: The world keeps spinning
Favorite action movie: Any number of James Bond movies
Window or Aisle: Aisle, preferably first class, with my wife in the window seat
Favorite smell: The smell of a well made meal in my kitchen
Least favorite smell: the mulch farm down the street
Earliest memory: My dad taking me on the field at Memorial Stadium
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Hard to narrow it to one
What number am I thinking of: 12
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Hopefully full of many memories

000

Best sandwich: Tempeh Reuben, voyageurs hey north of duluth. I had another one for dessert.
What was the first concert you attended: Police and Joan Jett @ AHall
What is the scariest animal: Liger
Apples or oranges: hard to compare
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Levi Cobb. Beth Heiden
What do you think happens when we die: life moves on without us?
Favorite action movie: Raiders
Window or Aisle: Window
Favorite smell: Drakkar Noir. Kidding. Take out food in the car on the way home.
Least favorite smell: Fish in the microwave
Earliest memory: Sliding down my grandparents super shag carpeted stairs
Cats or Dogs: Dogs, but close
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it:
What number am I thinking of:
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Hookers and blow? nah. Less work, more friends

You skipped a couple of questions.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on May 21, 2026, 14:53:30, in reply to "000"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

OOOps

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: probably something long and complex, like a symphony movement where I might hear new things from time to time. But those are hard to sing and dance to. not sure.

What number am I thinking of: 3. It’s a magic number. Yes it is.

ooo

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:39:50, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

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Best sandwich: Debris Po-Boy from Mother’s in NOLA
What was the first concert you attended: Elton John
What is the scariest animal: Poisonous snakes
Apples or oranges: Oranges
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes. Most notable probably Mickey Mantle
What do you think happens when we die: Nothing but I would love to be wrong.
Favorite action movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: Fresh brewed coffee
Least favorite smell: Sewage
Earliest memory: Playing with toy cars on the floor of our base housing in Germany. Must have been 2 or 3.
Cats or Dogs: Cats
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: You Can Feel it by Young Gun Silver Fox
What number am I thinking of: 69
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Work, Retire, Travel, Relax, Die

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Well shit! Don't know how the Ferdi Po' Boy slipped my mind....

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:40:50, in reply to "ooo"

Actually I do, I've been away too long.

The Parasol's Roast Beef gives it a run for its money.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

was the Po Boy fully dressed? *

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Of course.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 19:03:03, in reply to "was the Po Boy fully dressed? *"

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

So the po boy in question wasn't Jarvis Hayes...*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 22, 2026, 8:12:36, in reply to "Of course.*"

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Sure why not

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:38:36, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Buffalo chicken
What was the first concert you attended: Ted Nugent
What is the scariest animal: horses
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes
What do you think happens when we die: Nothing
Favorite action movie: Con Air
Window or Aisle: aisle
Favorite smell: Cinnamon Rolls
Least favorite smell: Perfume
Earliest memory: Running around in my parents yard and throwing up hot dogs
Cats or Dogs: Cats
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Yellow Ledbetter
What number am I thinking of: 14
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Get old then I die

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Horsies can indeed fuck you up if you're not nice to them.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I'm not afraid of them, per se, but I'm def intimidated by them.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:46:56, in reply to "Horsies can indeed fuck you up if you're not nice to them.*"

Had a GF's horse raise up on me once and after that I was like, "Aw HELL NO!"

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Effing Boardhost*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:43:34, in reply to "Horsies can indeed fuck you up if you're not nice to them.*"

Had a GF's horse raise up on me once and after that I was like, "Aw HELL NO!"

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Effing Boardhost*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:43:12, in reply to "Horsies can indeed fuck you up if you're not nice to them.*"

Had a GF's horse raise up on me once and after that I was like, "Aw HELL NO!"

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

My grandfather was slaughtered by one. I mean, kicked and stomped into a mud puddle.

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:54:10, in reply to "Horsies can indeed fuck you up if you're not nice to them.*"

But he probly had it coming

Chicken Little poster child

"throwing up hot dogs" as in vomiting, or as in tossing them in the air?*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:39:57, in reply to "Sure why not"

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Vomit

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:47:13, in reply to ""throwing up hot dogs" as in vomiting, or as in tossing them in the air?*"

I very much remember being amused that I could still see all of the hot dogs in the barf

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ooo

Posted by Draino <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Draino' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:37:57, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Ice Cream (stolen idea)
What was the first concert you attended: Garth Brooks McLean County Fair 1991 (had to look up year)
What is the scariest animal: spiders. fucking ninjas
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: no. too chickenshit
What do you think happens when we die: live on in others.
Favorite action movie: Die Hard
Window or Aisle: Aisle. no need to see how far we go down
Favorite smell: BBQ
Least favorite smell: vomit
Earliest memory: goofing around with my earlier brother
Cats or Dogs: Dogs. full stop
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Shine on you crazy diamond - all parts (25minutes with tons of variety)
What number am I thinking of: 68
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Not is guaranteed. Do it

Mine.

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:24:49, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Italian Beef dipped with hot peppers.

What was the first concert you attended: Dixie Chicks - FLY tour - 2000ish.

What is the scariest animal: Grizzly

Apples or oranges: Apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Mike Tyson - Miami Beach - 2000 ish.

What do you think happens when we die: I dunno but I hope it's good.

Favorite action movie: Armageddon

Window or Aisle: depends on where, length, mood.

Favorite smell: Fresh Lilacs in the Spring.

Least favorite smell: Morning breath

Earliest memory: A close friends daughter dying around 4ish.

Cats or Dogs: Both.

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Robyn - Show Me Love

What number am I thinking of: 1

Describe the rest of your life in five words: Too blessed to be stressed.

I almost said Lilacs as well. *

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ooo

Posted by ntb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ntb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:17:34, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Meatball Sub
What was the first concert you attended: The Ramones
What is the scariest animal: Giant Hornet
Apples or oranges: Honeycrisp Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes
What do you think happens when we die: nothing
Favorite action movie: Raiders of the Lost Ark
Window or Aisle: Window
Favorite smell: Fresh Strawberries
Least favorite smell: sewage
Earliest memory: no idea, it's all so hazy
Cats or Dogs: Cats
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Wildflowers, Tom Petty
What number am I thinking of: 45
Describe the rest of your life in five words: full of travel, I hope

Good answer on the "Wild Flowers"*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:51:36, in reply to "ooo"

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Thanks, just love that whole album*

Posted by ntb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ntb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 16:05:14, in reply to "Good answer on the "Wild Flowers"*"

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Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:15:09, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Reuben

What was the first concert you attended: Finchley Boys

What is the scariest animal: Snake

Apples or oranges: Apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: No

What do you think happens when we die: Stored in a cabinet in heaven to await the resurrection

Favorite action movie: Mad Max: Fury Road

Window or Aisle: Don't care

Favorite smell: Fresh mown alfalfa

Least favorite smell: Pig shit

Earliest memory: Breaking my mother's angel figurine

Cats or Dogs: Dog

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Gimme Shelter

What number am I thinking of: 9 1/2

Describe the rest of your life in five words: A hopefully long, slow descent

Too exhausting. I'm just going to guess cube root of pi*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:14:10, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

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Chicken Little poster child

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Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:08:09, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Ice Cream- specifically the round ones with the chocolate chip cookies. For savory, it's the post-Thanksgiving leftover sandwich with turkey, stuffing, and cranberries on some good thick bread.

What was the first concert you attended: Pearl Jam at Soldier Field

What is the scariest animal: Spiders creep me out the most.

Apples or oranges: I prefer apples, but I'm allergic to raw ones.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes. I even have an official "Joe Cross #12" on one of my Krush shirts.

What do you think happens when we die: I would love to think there's more than just this, but I can't base that in anything.

Favorite action movie: Mad Max: Fury Road

Window or Aisle: Depends on the flight.
Window for:
-Going somewhere scenic or somewhere new. I love to look out the window.
-An overnight flight where I'm in economy. I need something to lean against to have any chance at getting sleep.

Aisle for:
-Flights I've taken a bunch.
-Longer flights where I won't be sleeping and want access to the bathroom whenever I want.

Favorite smell: Petrichor or freshly mowed grass.

Least favorite smell: Terre Haute, IN.

Earliest memory: Beyond just snapshots, it would be my 5th birthday party.

Cats or Dogs: Dogs. Big floofy ones.

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: What an absolutely diabolical question. If I can only have one, I'd want it to be a long song, so give me Purple Rain.

What number am I thinking of: 2

Describe the rest of your life in five words: One moment at a time. (in a "don't take anything for granted and enjoy even the fleeting moments" kind of way)

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

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Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 13:58:27, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

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Best sandwich: Combo with sweet and hot, not dipped
What was the first concert you attended: Chicago at Chicagofest (first one I think)
What is the scariest animal: Orca
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: yes: In person, Johnny 'Red' Kerr and via a friend, Walter Payton
What do you think happens when we die: Dirt nap
Favorite action movie: Matrix
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: My wife
Least favorite smell: n/a
Earliest memory: 3 years old, walking down our alley
Cats or Dogs: yes
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Phil Collins...Take Me Home
What number am I thinking of: 6,000
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Travel with my wife, everywhere

Recrudescence

oOOo

Posted by Chicago1995 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Chicago1995' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 13:44:24, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Grilled Cheese
What was the first concert you attended: Cinderella & Poison at the Peoria Civic Center
What is the scariest animal: Hyena
Apples or oranges: Honeycrisp Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes, but not as an adult
What do you think happens when we die: Peace
Favorite action movie: John Wick 4
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: Warm cookies freshly out of the oven
Least favorite smell: Stale urine
Earliest memory: Finding out my grandfather has passed away
Cats or Dogs: Dogs, please.
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Rocket Queen
What number am I thinking of: 7
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Hope I do this right

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oOo

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 13:35:56, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Italian beef, dipped w/hot peppers (Chicago Hot Dog above this BUT I don't consider a hot dog a sandwich)

What was the first concert you attended: Def Leppard, Rosemont Horizon, 1987

What is the scariest animal: Rabid Mountain Lion

Apples or oranges: Apples.

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: As a kid, I met George H. Gay Jr., the only survivor from the squadron that launched the initial torpedo attack at Midway. Floated for 30 hours as the battle raged around him. As a young military nerd, I asked for his autograph

What do you think happens when we die: No clue. My rational mind thinks nothing...but then I also think it might be something beyond our comprehension.

Favorite action movie: Top Gun

Window or Aisle: Window. So I can keep an eye on the wing and engine.

Favorite smell: The smell of the clean pine air in the northwoods

Least favorite smell: Mildew.

Earliest memory: My grandparents lived across the street from us, I remember playing in their back yard when I was maybe 3 or 4

Cats or Dogs: If there is a God, the best gift he ever gave mankind is dogs, though I do have an appreciation of what cats bring to the table.

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Present Tense by Pearl Jam

What number am I thinking of: N/A

Describe the rest of your life in five words: Gratitude for all I have

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

I was at that Def Leppard show. It was my third concert

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 14:29:03, in reply to "oOo"

Second was U2, in Champaign, the previous night

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ooo

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 13:35:03, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Cuban
What was the first concert you attended: Cinderella/Bullet Boys/Winger
What is the scariest animal: Kangaroo
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: I don’t think so
What do you think happens when we die: No one here knows that
Favorite action movie: Tombstone (does that count?)
Window or Aisle: Longer flight = aisle; shorter flight = window
Favorite smell: vanilla
Least favorite smell: vomit
Earliest memory: slipping on ice and splitting my head open
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: silence
What number am I thinking of: 42
Describe the rest of your life in five words: not enough time to live

I regret not thinking of 42.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 13:38:20, in reply to "ooo"

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Ooo

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Best sandwich: Chicken Parmesan or Sammich
What was the first concert you attended: Steely Dan
What is the scariest animal: Komodo Dragon
Apples or oranges: Oranges
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Not since I was a kid
What do you think happens when we die: Oblivion
Favorite action movie: Predator
Window or Aisle: Aisle due to galootness
Favorite smell: Fresh cut grass
Least favorite smell: garbage
Earliest memory: Being in my crib
Cats or Dogs: Cats
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: When the Levee Breaks
What number am I thinking of: 34
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Just a guy doing things.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I never pictured you as a galoot*

Posted by illini21 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini21' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 13:09:11, in reply to "000"

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6'5" since I was about 14.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

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Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 12:55:06, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Pastrami on rye
What was the first concert you attended: MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice, and En Vogue, Assembly Hall, 1990
What is the scariest animal: Shark
Apples or oranges: Apples
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Of course
What do you think happens when we die: I'd like to think there's something out there, but i'm not sure.
Favorite action movie: Running Man
Window or Aisle: Aisle
Favorite smell: Grilling Meat
Least favorite smell: vomit
Earliest memory: my cousin's baptism
Cats or Dogs: Dogs
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Here Comes Your Man
What number am I thinking of: 27
Describe the rest of your life in five words: Better than I was before

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Posted by ghost_of_clt <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ghost_of_clt' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 12:49:10, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Lion's Choice Roast Beef (no butter)

What was the first concert you attended: NKOTB (1987?)

What is the scariest animal: Gator

Apples or oranges: Apples

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Yes. Most commonly I try to get a band to sign their LP if they're at the merch table

What do you think happens when we die: Mr organs will be donated, and I am working on mutating my DNA to take over the host bodies.

Favorite action movie: 300

Window or Aisle: Window

Favorite smell: Lavender

Least favorite smell: Rancid (food, BO, etc)

Earliest memory: Using my record player when I was somewhere 2-4 years old

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Handel's Messiah? Tough to pick one.

What number am I thinking of: i

Describe the rest of your life in five words: Learning more along the way

N U D E S I N B I O

ooo

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 12:13:28, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: chicken cheesesteak

What was the first concert you attended: Furst one I bought a ticket to was Billy Bragg, 1990

What is the scariest animal: shark

Apples or oranges: apples by a mile

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Hank Aaron, when I was maybe 6 or 7

What do you think happens when we die: worms eat us

Favorite action movie: Matrix

Window or Aisle: aisle

Favorite smell: honeysuckle

Least favorite smell: cooking mushrooms

Earliest memory: climbing out of my crib to go wake up my older brother

Cats or Dogs: dogs

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Tom Sawyer

What number am I thinking of: 7

Describe the rest of your life in five words: Finish, retire, enjoy the beach

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 12:12:57, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: chicken cheesesteak

What was the first concert you attended: Furst one I bought a ticket to was Billy Bragg, 1990

What is the scariest animal: shark

Apples or oranges: apples by a mile

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: Hank Aaron, when I was maybe 6 or 7

What do you think happens when we die: worms eat us

Favorite action movie: Matrix

Window or Aisle: aisle

Favorite smell: honeysuckle

Least favorite smell: cooking mushrooms

Earliest memory: climbing out of my crib to go wake up my older brother
Cats or Dogs:
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Tom Sawyer

What number am I thinking of: 7

Describe the rest of your life in five words: Finish, retire, enjoy the beach

ooo

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 12:02:06, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: Hot corned beef on rye w Swiss (but not from Manny's - they suck)
What was the first concert you attended: Genesis, 1986 - Rosemont Horizon
What is the scariest animal: Snakes
Apples or oranges: Apples in a walk
Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: yes, last was Luis Gonzalez when he showed up at our rooftop post-game
What do you think happens when we die: Nothing. Darkness. Final.
Favorite action movie: Die Hard
Window or Aisle: Aisle.
Favorite smell: sautéing onions
Least favorite smell: B.O.
Earliest memory: playing with my dad by the fireplace
Cats or Dogs: Cats, but dogs are also awesome
You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Thunder Road
What number am I thinking of: 4,276,989
Describe the rest of your life in five words: It will be a blast

ooo

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 12:01:08, in reply to "In honor of Stephen Colbert's last Late Show, let's all take the Colbert Questionert!"

Best sandwich: the one in Illinois

What was the first concert you attended: Crystal Gayle opening for Kenny Rogers. I was 5, and my parents wanted to go. I assume the ticket was cheaper than a sitter would have been.

What is the scariest animal: Most species of worm.

Apples or oranges: I can't compare the two

Have you ever asked someone for their autograph: David Pierce, the former mayor of Aurora, IL

What do you think happens when we die: we're just gone

Favorite action movie: Matrix

Window or Aisle: Aisle, for claustrophobia reasons

Favorite smell: I'm 90% anosmic.

Least favorite smell: See above

Earliest memory: Burning my finger by putting it in my dad's friend's coffee. I was around a year old.

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

You get one song to listen for the rest of your life, what is it: Brenda

What number am I thinking of: 69

Describe the rest of your life in five words: Just playing out the string.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

BTW, Sammich nailed the number on the first try.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 15:54:13, in reply to "ooo"

I'm a numerically basic bitch.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Numerically basic twinsies!*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 16:32:13, in reply to "BTW, Sammich nailed the number on the first try."

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I'm a numerically basic bitch.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

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