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My 90-year old mom is having surgery tomorrow so she called our priest to get Last Rites.

Posted by Philo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Philo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 20:59:53

Officially, it’s Annointing of the Sick and isn’t reserved for those only on their death bed. She dialed the number wrong and got some random dude. It went something like this:

Mom: “Father, I’m having surgery tomorrow. Can I come down to church for confession and Last Rites?”

Rando: “I don’t think it’ll do you any good since I’m not a priest.”

Mom: “I guess I got the wrong number. Sorry.”

Rando: “Yep, good luck tomorrow though.”

She got a laugh out of it. I’m glad the guy was nice.

It takes takes nothing to be a good person, glad she got one*

Posted by illini222 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illini222' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 21, 2026, 21:18:49, in reply to "My 90-year old mom is having surgery tomorrow so she called our priest to get Last Rites. "

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