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So should I be worried about this screwworm?

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 18:14:01

Will I die?

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Are you or someone you love a bovine ?*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 20:35:33, in reply to "So should I be worried about this screwworm?"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Only ones with Ebola and Hantavirus*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 20:34:52, in reply to "So should I be worried about this screwworm?"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Only if you find higher prices for beef fatal. *

Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 20:27:29, in reply to "So should I be worried about this screwworm?"

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Yeah, sure. Add it to the pile.

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 18:16:14, in reply to "So should I be worried about this screwworm?"

We're all fucked in a thousand ways. The lucky ones will die before the worst begins.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Being screwed a thousand ways would probably do it.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 19:09:57, in reply to "Yeah, sure. Add it to the pile."

And probably chafes.

Eat Arby’s*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 9, 2026, 18:21:34, in reply to "Yeah, sure. Add it to the pile."

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We're all fucked in a thousand ways. The lucky ones will die before the worst begins.

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