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Posted by LovetheChief <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=LovetheChief' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 8:29:03

For my 50th, I ordered a corvette. Yes, I know its obnoxious and cliche. Yes, I am getting it in Sebring Orange. I ordered for pick up at the factory/museum and need to get my plates picked out. I will get the Illinois, Block I plates. You get 6 characters on the plates. But, the block I can work into the vanity phrase a bit. Rank my suggestions below or give me your best suggestions (what am I thinking asking this group):

-SPRFLY
-JSTWIN (I am a litigator after all)
-DFNDR
-DFNDU
-ITSLIT
-GRLDAD (I only have daughters)
-NFUEGO
-STING
-STINGR (It's a stingray)
-SPDDMN
-KILNIT
-FLYBYU
-MFASTR
-RACEME

WISCH

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 11, 2026, 7:36:01, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

ILULZ *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 11, 2026, 7:44:59, in reply to "WISCH"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

#1FIB*

Posted by ibdoc <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ibdoc' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 11, 2026, 8:28:37, in reply to "ILULZ *"

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The sting ray has been my dream car since I was about 7 years old

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 11, 2026, 7:25:06, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

I'm turning 50 this year, too. But I'm a social worker, not a litigator...

So I'll just keep dreaming lol

Congrats though, that's really awesome. Post pics when you get it.

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

CRUSH CRUSHD KRUSH BURNT CLKWRK JULIUS (orange) *

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 22:41:10, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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INACHO*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 22:39:26, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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(for rent)

ORNJLO*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 22:27:18, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

VETTED*

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ALIDUZWN.

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TKTME*

Posted by MtHoodIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MtHoodIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 20:40:46, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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When I first moved up to the Chicago area I was on 294 and saw two men in a red convertible corvette

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 19:51:44, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

with a custom plate that said GAYDAR.

So that’s already taken

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

PRIUS*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 19:24:07, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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Chicken Little poster child

Seeing that it is orange, I think it should be Illini related. ILLINI OR UNDY would be good plates.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on June 10, 2026, 16:16:27, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I imagine ILLINI and every possible variation of that are taken

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 18:55:50, in reply to "Seeing that it is orange, I think it should be Illini related. ILLINI OR UNDY would be good plates.*"

They definitely were when I got my plates 20+ years ago

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Love the Chief lives in Delaware. We should be good for some variation.*

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They definitely were when I got my plates 20+ years ago

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

MEYEVT….

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:05:51, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

Had MEYEZ28 on my high school car.

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

DZNUTS*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:05:06, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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IDKWTI.*

Posted by Ari Gold <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Ari+Gold' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 12:42:09, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

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I've still got a little over a year...

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 11:49:13, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

Should I get a car or a turbine airplane?

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My 50th birthday present

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 11:40:06, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

21 years old still less than 55K miles. (Living 350 miles away helps keep the miles low).

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Were you required to line your dash with mini rubber ducks?

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:39:30, in reply to "My 50th birthday present "

I swear about every Jeep like yours that I see has them

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21 years old still less than 55K miles. (Living 350 miles away helps keep the miles low).

I have received several but yeah, I'm not into that. Flattered, but pass.

Weirder thing is lately I've seen several non-Wrangler Jeeps and even some non-Jeeps at all with them on the dash.

What?!?

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

I have also seen other non-Wrangler Jeeps and other non-Jeeps with ducks.

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:29:23, in reply to "I have received several but yeah, I'm not into that. Flattered, but pass."

co-What!?

I did keep a duck or two that I was given on my dash when my girls were younger because they liked them. Took the ducks away several years ago as my kids aged out of them.

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Weirder thing is lately I've seen several non-Wrangler Jeeps and even some non-Jeeps at all with them on the dash.

What?!?

Shaniece Kobolowski!!!!!!!!*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 11:57:43, in reply to "My 50th birthday present "

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21 years old still less than 55K miles. (Living 350 miles away helps keep the miles low).

Chanice*

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21 years old still less than 55K miles. (Living 350 miles away helps keep the miles low).

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

LAM fill-up…

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 10:40:29, in reply to "LAM Car Edition"

Took my MachE to traverse city. Charged in west branch for 40 cents a kw and in tc for 29 cents

Posted by Nobster <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Nobster' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 19:31:47, in reply to "LAM fill-up…"