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Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:49:06

to bang a dude for a weekend. She lives in Columbia and he is a client of hers (don't worry about that, it's fine).

They have been exchanging the naughty texts, facetimes, pictures, etc for the last 4-5 months and he invited her to come visit for a weekend. Dude talked a big game.

So she gets there, to put it very PG, he couldn't "perform". So they had a weekend planned of banging gone awry. She was totally bummed, things got a little awkward, they had no other plans so had to pivot a bit. Ate tacos, got BBQ, but nothing sexual because of said issues above.

So she gets back home....and dude is still blowing her up with texts, calls, pics etc. What gives?!

She was all, maybe he just wasn't attracted to me and that's why we couldn't bang? But now he won't leave her alone and wants to come visit her...

What is a girl to do?!

Anyway. Happy Hump Day!

He needs the little blue pill *

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 17:24:35, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

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Austin, Massachussetts?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 17:23:26, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

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tell her to ghost the simp *

Posted by digs <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=digs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 16:40:57, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

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Agree. Block the number and no more contact (pun intended)*

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 16:46:11, in reply to "tell her to ghost the simp *"

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He still could’ve performed in other ways*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 15:09:32, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

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(for rent)

He did. He bought her tacos.

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 15:23:43, in reply to "He still could’ve performed in other ways*"

I wish he would buy me tacos

Chicken Little poster child

She already had a taco. Couldn't he eat that?

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 16:25:06, in reply to "He did. He bought her tacos."

I'll see myself out.

Welcome to the thread, timmer.

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 15:22:21, in reply to "He still could’ve performed in other ways*"

This lady wants a man who can lay pipe.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Don’t box him in*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 15:25:45, in reply to "Welcome to the thread, timmer."

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This lady wants a man who can lay pipe.

Seriously, my guess is he's a porn addict.

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:25:06, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

He can only get it on with thoughts and images.

Chicken Little poster child

death grip syndrome*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:55:52, in reply to "Seriously, my guess is he's a porn addict."

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He can only get it on with thoughts and images.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

She lives a unique life, that's fo' sure.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:15:28, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

Thing that has always thrown me is that with her parents being from Pennsylvania, to the point where her dad played football for Penn State....she so doesn't look or sound like anyone I ever met who went to South Carolina or lived in South Carolina.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Is she?

Posted by MojoJojo <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MojoJojo' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 15:25:45, in reply to "She lives a unique life, that's fo' sure."

Wait, don't answer that...

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He should probably keep a few little blue pills handy.

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:15:06, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

Sounds like he got into his own head a bit and neither of them knew how to handle that.

Probably nothing to do with her.

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

or he's been taking them for 15 years and now it's all wonky downstairs*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:17:49, in reply to "He should probably keep a few little blue pills handy. "

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Sounds like he got into his own head a bit and neither of them knew how to handle that.

Probably nothing to do with her.

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

My understanding is that a number of factors could contribute to this

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:08:10, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

Medications or substances consumed, anatomical issues, performance anxiety or other types of anxiety, etc.

What did he say was the reason? Like surely he offered some explanation.

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So night 1 she thought was a fluke - first time meeting, nerves etc.

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:15:07, in reply to "My understanding is that a number of factors could contribute to this "

But then it happened again Saturday morning and he was really embarrassed and just didn't want to try again...

Personally I'd go for the tacos. Can I have his phone number?*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:56:31, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

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Chicken Little poster child

She did say they were really good tacos.*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:57:46, in reply to "Personally I'd go for the tacos. Can I have his phone number?*"

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Great! Okay, well she doesn't have to come along.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:59:21, in reply to "She did say they were really good tacos.*"

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Chicken Little poster child

is his name "Scott"?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:55:29, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

*coughs*

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:19:13, in reply to "is his name "Scott"?*"

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

*snicker**

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 15:04:32, in reply to "*coughs*"

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lulz. Only people who have been around way too long get that reference*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:59:34, in reply to "is his name "Scott"?*"

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Noper.*

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How old is he? Is he on beta blockers?

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:53:00, in reply to "Here's one for you - it's been awhile! A girlfriend of mine recently flew to Austin"

Could he not go down on her or something? Or is she one of the "only into getting railed" types?

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

1. late 30s / early 40s I believe 2. Unsure 3. Ideally.*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 13:54:18, in reply to "How old is he? Is he on beta blockers?"

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Could he not go down on her or something? Or is she one of the "only into getting railed" types?

this is the problem with online relationships

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 10, 2026, 14:08:26, in reply to "1. late 30s / early 40s I believe 2. Unsure 3. Ideally.*"

One or both people will inevitably lie about something to seem more desirable. I guess that's true of all relationships, but the normie ones don't tend to involve a plane ride.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

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