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What would you ask for as your last meal?

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 8:49:42

I had the hardest time coming up with a meal for Fathers Day (MamaDels said she would make whatever I wanted). We ended up doing steak, which was delish, but I can’t say it’s my favorite meal.

So then I started wondering what I’d have if it was my last meal. Still not sure.

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Crawfish*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 23, 2026, 10:18:19, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

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Recrudescence

What do you want on your tombstone?

Posted by osklister <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=osklister' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 23, 2026, 9:07:44, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

“Here does not lie timmer. He is scattered across the Alps”

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 23, 2026, 10:20:47, in reply to "What do you want on your tombstone?"

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(for rent)

Same as my first meal*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 23, 2026, 7:30:54, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

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(for rent)

ooo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 23, 2026, 7:34:41, in reply to "Same as my first meal*"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

If I get to the point where I know it's my last meal I wouldn't be able to keep anything down*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 22:46:13, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

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Tri-trip cooked over a wood fire. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 21:57:31, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

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My dinner tonight! Cooked over coastal (red) oak of course*

Posted by RSMBob <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RSMBob' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 22:36:54, in reply to "Tri-trip cooked over a wood fire. *"

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I did one today at work over white oak whiskey barrel staves. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 23, 2026, 0:09:19, in reply to "My dinner tonight! Cooked over coastal (red) oak of course*"

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If I had been in jail for years/decades I’d probably just go for something nostalgic.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 21:37:15, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

Like a boatload of McDonald’s nuggets and fries or something like that.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Breakfast at Golden Corral*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 9:11:25, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

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Chicken Little poster child

Probably would be your last meal*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 21:33:36, in reply to "Breakfast at Golden Corral*"

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my mom's bread dumplings (which might actually be my great-grandma's recipe)

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 9:05:21, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

a couple served freshly cooked, and a couple cooled down then sliced and sautéed in butter.

a pound of crispy cinnamon bacon from Ream's Meat Market in Elburn

a prime beef short rib, smoked anywhere from 12-16 hours

a side of lasagna bolognese

eagle rare 10 neat

and for dessert...a giant brownie, soft but not gooey, and a giant slice of key lime pie

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

If I put a lot of thought into it I might come up with something other than Peking duck

Posted by Tortillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tortillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 22, 2026, 8:53:48, in reply to "What would you ask for as your last meal?"

but for now I'm going with Peking duck.

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