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Great moments in dad jokes

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 9:19:00

Took the afternoon yesterday to visit this place with my younger son, which is on the very short list as a driveable community college that has dorms to give the important residential living experience.

https://www.northampton.edu/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=gmb&utm_term=bethlehem-main

On the tour, they mentioned that they had a program in mortuary science, but we weren’t allowed to go tour that area. I told my son that was not anything to worry about because it was pretty dead in the summer.

He was not amused, but I was.

Can we share horrible moments in dad jokes?

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 10:40:34, in reply to "Great moments in dad jokes"

At Costco a lady had a cart with just her baby in a car seat. I said something along the lines of "Nice that they sell those individually here and not in a multipack"

She wasn't in the mood.

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regardless, people are dying to get in there

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 10:09:01, in reply to "Great moments in dad jokes"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

I almost made this same joke, but I thought it was too lame.

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 10:31:01, in reply to "regardless, people are dying to get in there"

*I* thought it was too lame!

Live with that on your conscience.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Though they often receive a cold reception*

Posted by Herman Blume <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Herman+Blume' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 10:12:14, in reply to "regardless, people are dying to get in there"

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He knows UnfunnyDT better than we do*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 9:38:19, in reply to "Great moments in dad jokes"

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TIL you have more than one child*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 24, 2026, 9:28:58, in reply to "Great moments in dad jokes"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

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