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hey Chorizo

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2026, 7:34:56

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Very funny but anatomically inaccurate.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on June 26, 2026, 8:19:50, in reply to "hey Chorizo"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

You've... you've seen Messi's cock? *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2026, 9:07:19, in reply to "Very funny but anatomically inaccurate.*"

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

If there's one guy who has only one ball and it is located above his shaft, I would say it ain't

Messi.

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Messi's number 10

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2026, 9:22:50, in reply to "You've... you've seen Messi's cock? *"

yeah I know he played a good false 9

but lately somethin's changed, it ain't hard to define
Messi got himself a hog, and I wish that it was mine

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I want desperately to look away from these lyrics but cannot.*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 26, 2026, 9:49:58, in reply to "Messi's number 10"

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yeah I know he played a good false 9

but lately somethin's changed, it ain't hard to define
Messi got himself a hog, and I wish that it was mine

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