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Apparently Travis Kelce is getting married this weekend

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:07:50

Good for him and the lucky lady

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Who is the lucky lady?*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2026, 12:42:49, in reply to "Apparently Travis Kelce is getting married this weekend"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Who is the lucky lady?*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2026, 12:42:47, in reply to "Apparently Travis Kelce is getting married this weekend"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Statement from publicist that Adam Sandler officiated the wedding?

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 20:40:35, in reply to "Apparently Travis Kelce is getting married this weekend"

*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

This event sounds ridiculous and narcissistic.*

Posted by gullit <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=gullit' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 21:41:21, in reply to "Statement from publicist that Adam Sandler officiated the wedding?"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

ooo

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 21:49:36, in reply to "This event sounds ridiculous and narcissistic.*"

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

lol*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 22:08:12, in reply to "ooo"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

So, a pretty typical wedding then.*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 21:45:08, in reply to "This event sounds ridiculous and narcissistic.*"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Yeah, lots of weddings rent out Times Square*

Posted by ilinni11 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ilinni11' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2026, 12:26:15, in reply to "So, a pretty typical wedding then.*"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Seemed kind of understated when compared to the typical Indian wedding, tbh*

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2026, 7:49:23, in reply to "So, a pretty typical wedding then.*"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Seriously*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 21:51:03, in reply to "So, a pretty typical wedding then.*"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

With a billionaire and a multi-millionaire.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 21:47:32, in reply to "So, a pretty typical wedding then.*"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

at least they didn't ruin an island or national park or something*

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 22:25:15, in reply to "With a billionaire and a multi-millionaire.*"

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*waves hands* "Do you-hoo?"

"And do you-hoo-hoo-hoo?"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I'm surprised this isn't bigger news

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:48:38, in reply to "Apparently Travis Kelce is getting married this weekend"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Really couldn't pick worse timing

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2026, 7:44:46, in reply to "I'm surprised this isn't bigger news "

Probably should have done this a year ago when Kelce wasn't clearly on the decline and Taylor was at her peak. Good for them, I guess, for perhaps waiting to see if marriage was right but them doing Madison Square Garden on July 3rd implies otherwise.

Not sure people are in the mood for a spectacle right now given the bad vibes around the 250th getting taken over and the president trashing the country for his ego. There's a degree of hubris to think they wouldn't get a similar reaction. I dunno if it's the heat, cost, or overall apathy but I've heard amateur fireworks once so far around me this week where most years it is every night leading up to the 4th. I don't think it's a stretch to compare that to shrugging off a big celebrity thing that might've hit different other years. Don't wanna see a extravagant display when everything is so damn expensive.

World Cup coverage (memes, viral moments, etc.) suggest folks want underdogs and authenticity right now, not celebrity adulation. Then of course you have the once in four years global games themselves featuring close matches at the exact same time as the ceremony and reception with penalty shootouts in one and then Messi and the defending champs being pushed into extra time by a tiny island nation.

They're not even the biggest thing these last few weeks at the venue with the Knicks having just won a title.

NFL fans largely won't care and I have to think many Swifties are under the impression that no one is good enough for their Taylor.

If that's the time and place they genuinely wanted then okay but they were greatly mistaken if they wanted it to be the event of the summer.

^^^guess who wasn’t invited ^^^ *

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 4, 2026, 13:14:22, in reply to "Really couldn't pick worse timing"

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There are probably a bunch of NFL players that get married every offseason *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 20:11:42, in reply to "I'm surprised this isn't bigger news "

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Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

But how many of them also have a podcast?

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 20:30:58, in reply to "There are probably a bunch of NFL players that get married every offseason *"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Fair point *

Posted by biclops <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=biclops' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 21:44:54, in reply to "But how many of them also have a podcast? "

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Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

I give it 11 years*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:11:29, in reply to "Apparently Travis Kelce is getting married this weekend"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

(for rent)

How many kids?*

Posted by Potomac <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Potomac' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 19:57:01, in reply to "I give it 11 years*"

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Two. Both by surrogate*

Posted by timmer <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=timmer' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 20:15:12, in reply to "How many kids?*"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

(for rent)

If by 11 you mean 1+1 (=2), then yes.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:41:10, in reply to "I give it 11 years*"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Chicken Little poster child

I think they're old enough to have figured out what they want.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:48:51, in reply to "If by 11 you mean 1+1 (=2), then yes.*"

And also sow as many wild oats as necessary to get it out of their respective systems.

Like age has anything to do with it*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 19:56:06, in reply to "I think they're old enough to have figured out what they want."

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And also sow as many wild oats as necessary to get it out of their respective systems.

Chicken Little poster child

But think of the album.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:45:49, in reply to "If by 11 you mean 1+1 (=2), then yes.*"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

I'll take the under. Beat Belgium *

Posted by Poldark <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Poldark' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 3, 2026, 18:14:46, in reply to "I give it 11 years*"

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Good for him and the lucky lady

Social Misfit who wants to coach Illinois women's basketball.

"Friday tailgates suck. People have jobs and school."

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