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Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to.

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 7, 2026, 14:47:26

LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

LOL. Took a big ol' wet shit today. Should be a hilarious open tomorrow.

Posted by doubledown User icon on August 5, 2026, 15:05:54, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

Insiders have to be out there panicking because they're not going to be able to afford the GI Joe with kung fu grip for Christmas and their wives aren't gonna want to have sex with them because they don't have any money. You can feel it.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

It's funny how wives lose interest in you when you run out of money

Posted by Stu User icon on August 5, 2026, 15:38:14, in reply to "LOL. Took a big ol' wet shit today. Should be a hilarious open tomorrow."

Very funny

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I'm so glad Wall Street operates solely on the greater fool theory now.

Posted by ATL User icon on August 5, 2026, 08:56:20, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Basically everything is a scam nowadays, act accordingly.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I don't think it's fair to say EVERYTHING is. But definitely the stock market and anything related

Posted by doubledown User icon on August 5, 2026, 09:16:31, in reply to "Basically everything is a scam nowadays, act accordingly.*"

to "wellness" or health insurance.

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I bought 5 shares a few weeks ago when it dipped to $125

Posted by timmer User icon on August 5, 2026, 08:38:36, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

Yeah, I know. Big baller. I saw it drop and wasn’t worried. When I saw it approach $125 again yesterday, I sold at $125.01

$0.05 taxable!

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

(for rent)

So we have to wait until the end of today to give it an LOL? Fine.*

Posted by Stu User icon on August 5, 2026, 05:13:13, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

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I think the shares free up Thursday, not today*

Posted by TarheelIllini User icon on August 5, 2026, 08:36:05, in reply to "So we have to wait until the end of today to give it an LOL? Fine.*"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Recrudescence

Up 10 bucks and change before the call, down 8 and change after.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard User icon on August 4, 2026, 15:47:32, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Went straight down when Musk started speaking on the call*

Posted by jfinsocal User icon on August 5, 2026, 08:11:20, in reply to "Up 10 bucks and change before the call, down 8 and change after.*"

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The real magic will happen when the first lockup expires in a couple days. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on August 4, 2026, 16:20:18, in reply to "Up 10 bucks and change before the call, down 8 and change after.*"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Earnings announcement today. Will reality set in? *

Posted by doubledown User icon on August 4, 2026, 08:53:11, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Musk will mention going to Mars and the stock will go up 20%*

Posted by Stu User icon on August 4, 2026, 14:54:48, in reply to "Earnings announcement today. Will reality set in? *"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Chicken Little poster child

Earnings? What are those?*

Posted by DocWalk20 User icon on August 4, 2026, 11:51:36, in reply to "Earnings announcement today. Will reality set in? *"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

ooo

Posted by timmer User icon on August 4, 2026, 12:06:31, in reply to "Earnings? What are those?*"

SpaceX’s product is its stock!

flip coin click to flip

(for rent)

LOFL *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 31, 2026, 15:16:29, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Really makes you want to open an X Money account, doesn't it*

Posted by RVA User icon on July 28, 2026, 9:39:51, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Non-SPCX, but mrs. Effin's employer's stock is up 110% YTD.

Posted by EffinIllini User icon on July 28, 2026, 9:01:41, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

Non-techy company.

Thank goodness for the ESPP, but I'm a dummy for selling a few times earlier this year.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

108. LOL*

Posted by Stu User icon on July 28, 2026, 8:34:47, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

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LOL*

Posted by Stu User icon on July 24, 2026, 13:54:08, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

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LOL *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 20, 2026, 15:05:49, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

[dd] Lol [/dd]*

Posted by Stu User icon on July 17, 2026, 9:02:03, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Chicken Little poster child

The market is anti-abortion. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 17, 2026, 9:52:04, in reply to "[dd] Lol [/dd]*"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Do we buy some token shares just in case?*

Posted by timmer User icon on July 17, 2026, 9:14:11, in reply to "[dd] Lol [/dd]*"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

(for rent)

My short call looks really good*

Posted by TarheelIllini User icon on July 17, 2026, 10:08:47, in reply to "Do we buy some token shares just in case?*"

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Recrudescence

Free onions for everybody!

Posted by ATL User icon on July 17, 2026, 9:40:23, in reply to "Do we buy some token shares just in case?*"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

The public float will double in mid-August

Posted by jfinsocal User icon on July 16, 2026, 13:57:12, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

Some employees will be able to sell then. It might not be legal but I wonder how many of them bought protective puts back when the price was >$200?

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Options trading in SPCX is not allowed by employees*

Posted by Potomac User icon on July 28, 2026, 9:13:25, in reply to "The public float will double in mid-August"

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Some employees will be able to sell then. It might not be legal but I wonder how many of them bought protective puts back when the price was >$200?

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

I wish there was a way to know how much Elon borrowed against his shares then. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 16, 2026, 14:23:01, in reply to "The public float will double in mid-August"

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Some employees will be able to sell then. It might not be legal but I wonder how many of them bought protective puts back when the price was >$200?

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Oooof the people on the other side of that trade*

Posted by ATL User icon on July 16, 2026, 13:57:58, in reply to "The public float will double in mid-August"

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Some employees will be able to sell then. It might not be legal but I wonder how many of them bought protective puts back when the price was >$200?

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Probably private equity, insurance companies, retirement funds

Posted by jfinsocal User icon on July 16, 2026, 14:26:13, in reply to "Oooof the people on the other side of that trade*"

We are all exposed to this to a certain expense like it or not.

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Some employees will be able to sell then. It might not be legal but I wonder how many of them bought protective puts back when the price was >$200?

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Time to buy SNDK, MU?*

Posted by timmer User icon on July 16, 2026, 11:57:59, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

(for rent)

Herb SNDK?*

Posted by Sammich User icon on July 16, 2026, 12:10:44, in reply to "Time to buy SNDK, MU?*"

What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

LOL. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 16, 2026, 11:51:04, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

They did it Tess! Now below $135 IPO price.

Posted by IlliniRunner User icon on July 15, 2026, 12:24:56, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/15/spacex-spcx-stock-ipo-price.html

SpaceX
shares fell for a fourth-straight session on Wednesday, dropping below their $135 initial public offering price for the first time as hype around the reusable rocket maker fizzled.

Shares have whipsawed since the reusable rocket maker’s historic IPO last month, which raised a record $86 billion and cemented founder Elon Musk as the first trillionaire.

The stock slumped about 2% on Wednesday, putting shares about 34% below their IPO price.

Yay! And their bond rating is near junk status!!!*

Posted by Stu User icon on July 15, 2026, 13:44:30, in reply to "They did it Tess! Now below $135 IPO price. "

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Jan '27 out of the money put with a $100 strike costs over $10

Posted by jfinsocal User icon on July 14, 2026, 15:35:26, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

That kinda' tells you where many think this is headed.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Why don’t you tell us what movie you want to see?

Posted by timmer User icon on July 14, 2026, 15:37:22, in reply to "Jan '27 out of the money put with a $100 strike costs over $10"

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That kinda' tells you where many think this is headed.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

(for rent)

He's saying "Put your life savings into SpaceX"*

Posted by Stu User icon on July 14, 2026, 16:27:37, in reply to "Why don’t you tell us what movie you want to see?"

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That kinda' tells you where many think this is headed.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Chicken Little poster child

The market thinks this stock is going to $90 by the end of the year. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 14, 2026, 16:23:54, in reply to "Why don’t you tell us what movie you want to see?"

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That kinda' tells you where many think this is headed.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

When is that AI bubble gonna pop?*

Posted by CoronaTheirAss User icon on July 14, 2026, 16:27:25, in reply to "The market thinks this stock is going to $90 by the end of the year. *"

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That kinda' tells you where many think this is headed.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

Elon's secret is that his company isn't good at any of the things it does

Posted by Sammich User icon on July 14, 2026, 16:41:38, in reply to "When is that AI bubble gonna pop?*"

so whenever one of the bubbles pops, he can just say "that's not really our area of core competence , so it won't affect us very much"

What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

My favorite part so far has been all of the big banks that are intertwined with Musk issuing

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 15, 2026, 13:57:00, in reply to "Elon's secret is that his company isn't good at any of the things it does"

fantastical price targets and then basically saying that the business is too complex and visionary for anyone to say otherwise.

Investors know a pile of shit when they see one, even if the stock price can be manipulated for awhile. I just hope there's a new administration in place before the wheels come off, or we might all end up holding the bag.

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so whenever one of the bubbles pops, he can just say "that's not really our area of core competence , so it won't affect us very much"

I think we should reconsider allowing any more white South Africans into the country*

Posted by ATL User icon on July 16, 2026, 12:02:20, in reply to "My favorite part so far has been all of the big banks that are intertwined with Musk issuing"

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so whenever one of the bubbles pops, he can just say "that's not really our area of core competence , so it won't affect us very much"

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Aussies too. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 16, 2026, 12:06:45, in reply to "I think we should reconsider allowing any more white South Africans into the country*"

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so whenever one of the bubbles pops, he can just say "that's not really our area of core competence , so it won't affect us very much"

We should definitely lock that down until we can figure out what's going on. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 16, 2026, 12:06:28, in reply to "I think we should reconsider allowing any more white South Africans into the country*"

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so whenever one of the bubbles pops, he can just say "that's not really our area of core competence , so it won't affect us very much"

When is that orbital data center bubble gonna pop?*

Posted by ATL User icon on July 14, 2026, 16:38:15, in reply to "When is that AI bubble gonna pop?*"

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That kinda' tells you where many think this is headed.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

'Elon Goes to Skid Row' *

Posted by assassin User icon on July 14, 2026, 15:52:47, in reply to "Why don’t you tell us what movie you want to see?"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

LOL. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 14, 2026, 15:08:29, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

underwritting firms should be required to take a piece of the action by holding a material amount of

Posted by ATL User icon on July 13, 2026, 15:45:07, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

and IPO stock for a year. But they'd probably just manipulate the market into pumping it for that time, I guess.

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

LOL. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 13, 2026, 15:01:13, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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LOFL at some of the price targets that banks have announced. They really want to leave someone holding the bag for this shit.

More likely to go up, not down, short term*

Posted by Quiz User icon on July 7, 2026, 20:14:36, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

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And yet. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 7, 2026, 21:09:07, in reply to "More likely to go up, not down, short term*"

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Read something by Jeremy Grantham the other day,

Posted by larue33 User icon on July 7, 2026, 15:54:16, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

he laid out two alternatives. Most likely SpaceX is an almost worthless stock, and will be a fascinating case study someday. Or, a very slim chance, it succeeds, but we're all living in Hell ruled by Musk's AI, and won't really care what the stock price is.

You happy?

Posted by timmer User icon on July 7, 2026, 15:43:43, in reply to "Come on, SPCX, dip below $150. You know you want to."

Oh, wait, back up over $150 after-hours

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(for rent)

I wouldn’t say happy. Epicaricatic. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 7, 2026, 16:26:28, in reply to "You happy?"

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Oh, wait, back up over $150 after-hours

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