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Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 20:29:38

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

Just had a pretzel glizzy at LAX

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 20:18:46, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

Got mustard on my cardigan

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Pullover!*

Posted by Phytynlini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Phytynlini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 9, 2026, 19:07:49, in reply to "Just had a pretzel glizzy at LAX"

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Got mustard on my cardigan

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Mine...these dumb Circa Sports ads that constantly run on Marquee

Posted by IlliniSax05 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=IlliniSax05' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 18:30:43, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

The "camera circling around the actor(s) in every locale" concept is stupid

The random dude playing the bettor that's constantly looking at his phone no matter where he is bothers me. Touch grass.

And the company owner looks creepy AF looking at the random dude's phone

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Here's where I'm familiar with it...

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 17:16:31, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Sidejack...one of our friends participates in the Nathans Hotdog Eating Contest every year...

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 12:07:03, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

...she placed relatively well this year for an amateur competitive eater.

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I think it's out the door - I used it in a convo with my 15 y/o nephew who rolled his eyes like I

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:46:32, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

was so 2000 and late.

I ate 6 or 7 glizzys*

Posted by illinibone <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illinibone' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 16:56:55, in reply to "I think it's out the door - I used it in a convo with my 15 y/o nephew who rolled his eyes like I "

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was so 2000 and late.

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would he even know the reference to "2000 and late"?

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:49:04, in reply to "I think it's out the door - I used it in a convo with my 15 y/o nephew who rolled his eyes like I "

that song was like three years before he was born

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

No chance.*

Posted by DiamondDazzle <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DiamondDazzle' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:50:47, in reply to "would he even know the reference to "2000 and late"?"

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that song was like three years before he was born

Boom boom pow!*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 16:12:57, in reply to "No chance.*"

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that song was like three years before he was born

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Re: Boom boom pow!*

Posted by memyselfandillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memyselfandillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 18:56:22, in reply to "Boom boom pow!*"

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that song was like three years before he was born

Where does that even come from?*

Posted by Taz <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Taz' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:38:48, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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Sometimes you just need to yeet a bobcat *

Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*

"Glizzy" was originally slang for a gun (specifically a Glock).

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:48:19, in reply to "Where does that even come from?*"

then one of the more fetal-alcohol-syndrome-affected people in that circle noticed that a hot dog sort of looked like an extended mag, and the rest is dumb-ass history.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I think glizzies look more like silencers than extended mags.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on July 8, 2026, 17:01:40, in reply to ""Glizzy" was originally slang for a gun (specifically a Glock)."

You never hear the glizzies commin'....

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then one of the more fetal-alcohol-syndrome-affected people in that circle noticed that a hot dog sort of looked like an extended mag, and the rest is dumb-ass history.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I hate when people call a chazzwozza a bullfrog*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 9:14:50, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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Chicken Little poster child

lol *

Posted by illiniranger <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=illiniranger' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:36:55, in reply to "I hate when people call a chazzwozza a bullfrog*"

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what about calling a Hawk a Blizzy?*

Posted by Gene Parmesan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Gene+Parmesan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 9:10:36, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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I call them glizzdawgs.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on July 8, 2026, 8:26:14, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

if it makes you feel better we're already on the downside of that term*

Posted by OrangeSox <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OrangeSox' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 7:49:40, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

And 67…..that died fast*

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 8:28:10, in reply to "if it makes you feel better we're already on the downside of that term*"

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Recrudescence

If you want it to stop, you have to start using it liberally. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 21:08:18, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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Had that exact thought this morning when I saw a billboard using that word

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 20:37:56, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

I've seen it used before and always rolled my eyes but got angry about it this time.

Hot dog is already a fun name!

Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*

Posted by bjl63 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bjl63' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 20:31:30, in reply to "Unimportant thing that makes me irrationally irritated: calling a hot dog a “glizzy”*"

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i do but im not one of those dudes that rips it out at a restaurant

Posted by digs <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=digs' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 9, 2026, 18:12:29, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

or makes it performative at a cookout

slide me a glizzy just feels better than pass me a hot dog

that said i was on it before my kids

they thought i was a corny dad (which may still be true) then a year or so later it trickled down

ill say the youth usually have about a 30% hit rate...a lot of it is tough to handle but we deal with it

then comes along a "chopped" and it just nails the subject matter

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That's one of the perks of being DINKs.

Pretty much been able to avoid both that AND the 6-7 nonsense.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Only heard of it now*

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 14:46:22, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

kids*

Posted by uofi1998 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=uofi1998' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:42:08, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Everyone under 25 *

Posted by MC <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=MC' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 11:37:12, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

Ditto. I guess there are perks to being old and oblivious.*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 9:11:44, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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*fistbump**

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 10:49:16, in reply to "Ditto. I guess there are perks to being old and oblivious.*"

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glizzy gobblers*

Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ISeeDeadHawkeyes' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 7:56:18, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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Co*

Posted by Jackie <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Jackie' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 8, 2026, 7:23:48, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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Golfers. *

Posted by Tuscy <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Tuscy' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 21:03:40, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

Anybody who’s anybody. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 21:00:06, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

the youngins*

Posted by OWWDig <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OWWDig' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on July 7, 2026, 20:40:02, in reply to "Who calls it that? Never heard that in my life*"

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