Terrifying. Glad he’s OK*

Posted by Carl Spackler on July 19, 2026, 14:39:12, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

Geez, glad he is okay. Trees falling all over the place.*

Posted by memyselfandillini on July 19, 2026, 13:22:10, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

Whoa. Scary. Glad he’s Ok.*

Posted by EffinIllini on July 19, 2026, 11:42:59, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

I gotta tree on my house!

Posted by opossum jenkins on July 19, 2026, 6:51:15, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Glad he’s ok. Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

How did the crocodile get up there?*

Posted by complainant on July 18, 2026, 21:08:46, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

Why does your child have a car? Aren’t they like eight?*

Posted by assassin on July 18, 2026, 20:31:41, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.) Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Did he recently miss a flight that eventually crashed? *

Posted by doubledown on July 18, 2026, 9:35:15, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

Yikes! Glad it wasn’t worse.*

Posted by Tortillini on July 18, 2026, 9:27:50, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.)

Glad he’s okay. Scary.*

Posted by ATL on July 18, 2026, 7:57:14, in reply to "Holy crap! Sprout went out to get ice cream last night. On his way home a tree fell on his car."

Previous Message Ripped off the driver side mirror, dented in the door and front panel over the tire(door doesn’t open right any more), and cracked the windshield in multiple places. Wasn’t windy or rainy. Just a tree that woke up that day and chose violence. On the one hand, this is an incredibly freak accident that seems like terrible luck. On the other hand, we feel really fortunate that he wasn’t hurt. The main trunk landed in the other lane, so if he’d been going that way… A bit hard to orient in the pic below, but we are pretty sure the broken branch pointed towards camera is what did most of the damage, and it got snapped by the car. He was traveling to the right in that pic (you can see the road and yellow middle lines to the right of pic.) “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.