would have helped post slush fund*

Posted by LeatherneckIllini on July 21, 2026, 15:50:47, in reply to "How would we feel if Forrest Gump had gone to Illinois instead of Alabama? "

Previous Message A loaded question.

We have the HAL 9000; they can have Gump*

Posted by Potomac on July 21, 2026, 14:56:17, in reply to "How would we feel if Forrest Gump had gone to Illinois instead of Alabama? "

Previous Message A loaded question.

would he still be from Bayou la Batre, or would he be from the Illinois equivalent?*

Posted by Sammich on July 21, 2026, 14:46:31, in reply to "How would we feel if Forrest Gump had gone to Illinois instead of Alabama? "

It would still be a terrible movie.*

Posted by DT on July 21, 2026, 14:44:26, in reply to "How would we feel if Forrest Gump had gone to Illinois instead of Alabama? "

Previous Message A loaded question.

would have never made it through academic admissions

Posted by ATL on July 21, 2026, 14:44:19, in reply to "How would we feel if Forrest Gump had gone to Illinois instead of Alabama? "

according to many on the 2000s message boards Previous Message A loaded question. “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Did UI recruit in that area back then?*

Posted by timmer on July 21, 2026, 14:43:51, in reply to "How would we feel if Forrest Gump had gone to Illinois instead of Alabama? "

Previous Message A loaded question. (for rent)