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I got chomped by an ostrich yesterday

Posted by Sammich User icon on July 25, 2026, 18:39:42

and I nearly got nose-whipped by an antelope.

What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

Serves you right *

Posted by illiniranger User icon on July 26, 2026, 21:58:08, in reply to "I got chomped by an ostrich yesterday"

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and I nearly got nose-whipped by an antelope.

God knows what he did to that ostrich*

Posted by Stu User icon on July 26, 2026, 23:55:51, in reply to "Serves you right *"

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and I nearly got nose-whipped by an antelope.

Chicken Little poster child

And Doug.*

Posted by complainant User icon on July 27, 2026, 1:37:29, in reply to "God knows what he did to that ostrich*"

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and I nearly got nose-whipped by an antelope.

Is that what they call one-legged trans-fluid, anorexic, pillow-burying furry?*

Posted by timmer User icon on July 26, 2026, 21:02:47, in reply to "I got chomped by an ostrich yesterday"

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and I nearly got nose-whipped by an antelope.

(for rent)

What a fun and sexy time for you!*

Posted by DocWalk20 User icon on July 26, 2026, 20:54:53, in reply to "I got chomped by an ostrich yesterday"

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and I nearly got nose-whipped by an antelope.

Are these some new euphemisms I'm not familiar with?

Posted by IlliniSax05 User icon on July 25, 2026, 19:10:57, in reply to "I got chomped by an ostrich yesterday"

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

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