Political shit for the week of July 27th and August or whatever. *
Posted by doubledown
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this thread isn't too long - can we just change the title and make it cover this week too*
Posted by Orangeillini
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The lengths of the political threads has shortened a lot. It could go back to monthly.*
Posted by Stu
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Trump shoots a two-under "70," wins Club Championship at Trump National, again.
Posted by complainant
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He’s never won at a club he doesn’t own. Go look up his scores the one time he played in Tahoe
Posted by Mrap24
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so 20 years ago he was a bogey golfer. which isn't horrible for an everyday person that's 60...
Posted by shua
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Correct but even at 60 he was telling people he was shooting 69-75
Posted by Mrap24
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I'm trying to understand Trump's level of narcissism
Posted by Sounder
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He believe everyone else cheats just as much as he does, so his cheating doesn't really affect
Posted by doubledown
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I think that is probably true
Posted by Sounder
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It's probably just muscle memory at this point. His brain is 2-week old pea soup.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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The funnier part of that story is that is also when he met and banged Stormy Daniels*
Posted by Sounder
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I legit wonder how good of a golfer he actually is
Posted by Sounder
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he's quite good for the general public. there's also no way an 80 year old is winning
Posted by John Coctostan
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Here's the thing
Posted by Sounder
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he seemed to golf pretty well with brycen on one of those 59 videos.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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There's this
Posted by Sounder
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My bet is he’s never been better than mid 80s. *
Posted by doubledown
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Kim Jong Un type shit*
Posted by VIV
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It's like Judge Smails
Posted by UofIL6
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someone needs to yell at him "Hey Whitey, where's your hat?!"*
Posted by DanSaint
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How bad must he be that cheating can only get him a 70*
Posted by KCWildcat
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I was thinking 59 sounded about right.
Posted by complainant
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Apparently, the way he rationalizes this shit is pretty nuts.
Posted by doubledown
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Funny how he only "competes" at his clubs.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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ooo
Posted by Mrap24
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Trump likes BBC.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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ooo
Posted by ATL
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So this OH thing with Max Miller and Bernie Moreno blew up today.
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Downright presidential*
Posted by RVA
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Also bizarre timing. 8/5 deadline to replace Miller on the ballot.
Posted by Carl Spackler
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Very weird that this only came to a head on moreno’s part now. His daughter has allegedly been being
Posted by ATL
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The rumor is that Moreno has a gay online profile
Posted by Sounder
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That would track for a republican elected official *
Posted by ATL
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Steven Crowder: “Fascism is pretty cool, you guys.”
Posted by VIV
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“That’s just a fact” is a very popular conservative follow on to a statement that is made up. *
Posted by doubledown
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*That smug feeling of knowing you were right the entire time**
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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"So a few communists took a helicopter ride...okay!"
Posted by KingTalkyTiki So he's saying fascism is OK just so long as people economically benefit. Did we know Ari is Steven Crowder?
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We are the frog in the boiling water*
Posted by Sounder
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In 2018 he was all like “don’t call me a fascist. I’m not a fascist!” Always takes conservatives a
Posted by ATL
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Why do all these guys sound like this? *
Posted by haighter
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It’s in the conservative “comedian” starter kit. *
Posted by VIV
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LMFCO
Posted by Jackie
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Trump’s bank accounts were closed due to money laundering
Posted by ATL
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and only when he came back into power did he sue the banks for it
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Todd Blanche trying to figure out how to omit the box labeled "definitely don't look in this box"
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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ooo
Posted by ATL
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Have we talked about the 60,000 Moroccans that swam to Spain this week?
Posted by TarheelIllini
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It’s a lot harder to get to mainland Spain from Ceuta than it is to get to Ceuta from Morocco.*
Posted by ATL
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dots
Posted by complainant
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It’s unfortunate how our education system is absolute shit when it comes to world geography *
Posted by ATL
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Kayaker case dropped by the Feds. I swear if you are a lawyer with DOJ at this point
Posted by ATL
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The Art of the Friday News Dump*
Posted by illini222
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Didn’t realize it was TACO Tuesday *
Posted by PapaDels
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box o' wine Friday*
Posted by assassin
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Admitting “flawed installation.”
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Let's see....Friday afternoon, markets closed...this seems about right
Posted by UofIL6
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Is "rescue" the right word here?
Posted by doubledown
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Who is giving a 24-year old with FTX on his resume billions of dollars?*
Posted by ATL
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People with more dollars than sense. *
Posted by doubledown
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Social media just reminded me that today is the 6 year anniversary of
Posted by doubledown
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IBM CEO says that in 3-4 years ‘unbreakable’ crypto codes will be broken
Posted by Stu
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Is this a quantum computing thing? Because lol no*
Posted by gvibes
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He is from UofI and a really nice person ;)*
Posted by Quiz
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He's jealous of Anthropic and OpenAI threatening to destroy the world with AI.
Posted by doubledown
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We can only hope. *
Posted by assassin
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Want to learn how to cook that dead possum you found by the side of the road?
Posted by Stu
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I'd take cooking advice from Jimothy the Raccoon before that jagoff.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Leave Jimothy out of this*
Posted by Sounder
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I heard that Jimothy is pro-Israel. *
Posted by doubledown
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Jimothy and Ikea Monkey were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies
Posted by Sammich
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I heard Jimothy is having an affair with Taylor Swift*
Posted by Stu
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I heard Jimothy used AI to record a pro-Israel reggae song
Posted by Tortillini
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This would be really bad for his music career if. *
Posted by doubledown
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"You say genocide, I say war" is the worst call-and-response prompt I've ever heard of*
Posted by Sammich
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ILL-INI kind of sucks, too
Posted by DT
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AIPAC's reach is as long as Jimothy's spine is short*
Posted by Sammich
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Jimothy also secretly tipped off ICE about half of Ballard's undocumented nannies. *
Posted by doubledown
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Did the other half buy his silence?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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He probably thinks cooking pork to 145 degrees causes autism.*
Posted by DT
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I'll take that as a "No thank you."*
Posted by Stu
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Chuck's favorite Kremlinologist is the top trend on Twitter.
Posted by complainant Tucker Carlson's favourite "political scientist", John Mearsheimer, and his ATROCIOUS predictions on the war in Ukraine:
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If you're going to post slop from Ben Shapiro's lackey at least use the preferred nomenclature.
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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*i can’t believe we’re losing to these guys meme*
Posted by ATL
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Maybe because your mom can afford a second home in NYC, nerd*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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How many homes do you own?*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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Even looking at the free part of the article I'm confused, is mom a resident of NYC or not?!*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I just hope he is able to file the form to fix this in the next 3 weeks in between writing articles
Posted by Chuck Woodaby
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it's because most elected Democrats are on the author's side*
Posted by Sammich
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"I'm Ross Douthat. All that, and more, tonight on 60 Minutes."*
Posted by complainant
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Douthat has described his views and conversion to Catholicism as being influenced by the writings of
Posted by Stu
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30 year yield highest since 2007, market plummeting at the close.*
Posted by Stu
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So much winning*
Posted by timmer
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Rick Santelli says the market is showing how much it loves Trump
Posted by Stu
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well, hard to manipulate the markets without that love*
Posted by torinese
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DOWn 1000*
Posted by Stu
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Fed votes 9-3 to keep interest rates steady *
Posted by assassin
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Guess Trump doesn’t have it rigged enough yet.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Warsh is about as unimpressive a speaker as I've ever seen*
Posted by Stu
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Rand Paul is a feckless cunt. *
Posted by doubledown
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Agreed. The man has zero feck.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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unfeckable.. never do feck *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Feck-free, if you will. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Feck around and find out*
Posted by bbonb
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Feck the police*
Posted by ATL
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In a clear sign that the economy is working for the people, Apple has introduced a leasing plan
Posted by ATL
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As usual, the lease Apple can do.*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I’m not leasing a phone like it’s the fucking sixties. *
Posted by doubledown
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Landline phones didn't really depreciate
Posted by jfinsocal
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Common misperception. The 60s were pretty chaste.
Posted by complainant
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put it on layaway like it's the 80's!*
Posted by shua
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Heh....it looks like they're turning Dulles into Hartsfield-Jackson.
Posted by ATL
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End of the mobile lounge?!?*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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A sad day for Freedom Loving Americans Everywhere.*
Posted by ATL
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I'd love to buy one of those and drive it around as a mobile party lounge!*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Buy a few and turn them into an aviation themed restaurant *
Posted by ATL
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hey what's the worst that could happen?
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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THAAD was my favorite character on Blue Mountain State*
Posted by Sammich
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Pride of Hoooopston.*
Posted by ATL
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Trump has obviously been reading this board
Posted by Stu
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He wants to launch a nuke so bad. *
Posted by doubledown
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he's an expert at bombing
Posted by VIV
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I heard it was bad, then I saw footage.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Never a good sign when you need to keep asking, rhetorically, who wrote this bad material*
Posted by UofIL6
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I don't think he wants to do anything except talk tough and be cheered*
Posted by Sammich
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Pretty much been his M.O. for decades.*
Posted by DocWalk20
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i thought we were ceasing operations?*
Posted by VIV
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What happens when you assassinate the leader of a religious state?
Posted by Stu
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were they not aware that we already won this war a bunch of times?*
Posted by VIV
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Things seem be going great in the Senate
Posted by Sounder
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What have you been up to, Fauci??*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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What's it all about, Fauciiiiii?
Posted by Stu
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I'm experiencing a sudden appreciation for both TikTok and AI.
Posted by complainant
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Abdul El-Sayed
Posted by complainant
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Best leader Syria's ever had*
Posted by Stu
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better choice
Posted by Nobster
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Would*
Posted by HeatMizer
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Iran just launched a surprise attack on centcom
Posted by Stu
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CFH in Doha?*
Posted by timmer
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FIFA reported to be considering selling out to Jared Kushner’s brother
Posted by ATL
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Ukraine hits Iranian ships carrying military aid to Russia
Posted by ATL
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55% of Independents and 23% of Trump voters want Bibi arrested
Posted by ATL
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For what it's worth, I don't think he should be arrested. *
Posted by doubledown
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49% total. Rookie numbers.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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AJC: United approached Delta for a merger
Posted by ATL
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that United thinks the DOJ would approve this is scary.*
Posted by cpsteine
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Competition is so 20h century. Joining superteams is what stars do now*
Posted by Sammich
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Trump with a mastery of the Spanish language
Posted by Sounder
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Trump says he will ask Putin if Russia has been providing targeting data to Iran
Posted by Stu
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Putin:
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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Putin: Sure, we're helping Iran target and kill American soldiers. By the way...
Posted by Stu
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Sun Tzu has nothing on the Artful Dealer.*
Posted by complainant
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Where is doubledown? Market up huge, Spacex down. LOL*
Posted by Stu
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It's a volatile stock, so I typically wait until later in the day. It's overvalued at any price. *
Posted by doubledown
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Didn't realize Musk can't sell anything until June 2027*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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I assume he's already taken out loans against his locked up shares. *
Posted by doubledown
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I should have sold on Day 1. Now, I'll just hold on to that garbage forever.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Hard to sell when everyone is frothing at the mouth over something
Posted by Stu
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Disappointed in you, Stu. *
Posted by Tuscy
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I can't wait to catch his AI-generated "historically accurate" Odessey.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Monday morning pullback on war efforts sending oil lower and futures higher*
Posted by UofIL6
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It’s really amazing how easy it is to manipulate the market.*
Posted by Mrap24
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To quote Admiral James Stockdale:
Posted by Stu
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