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AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived.

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 28, 2026, 9:39:26

This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

I’ve seen a few articles about companies putting AI agents on the org chart

Posted by PapaDels User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:45:12, in reply to "AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived."

right next to human employees. Considered “digital teammates.” Gross.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.
Radicalized by basic decency.

own the means of production AND the worker!*

Posted by shua User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:47:51, in reply to "I’ve seen a few articles about companies putting AI agents on the org chart"

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right next to human employees. Considered “digital teammates.” Gross.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

LOL*

Posted by ATL User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:46:24, in reply to "I’ve seen a few articles about companies putting AI agents on the org chart"

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right next to human employees. Considered “digital teammates.” Gross.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Yeah. And, for biclops

Posted by PapaDels User icon on July 28, 2026, 13:48:32, in reply to "LOL*"

https://ide.mit.edu/insights/adding-ai-to-the-org-chart-do-it-with-intention/

Also read a Forbes article and HBR piece about it.

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right next to human employees. Considered “digital teammates.” Gross.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.
Radicalized by basic decency.

It's not just the AI Bros. Seems like many people in big tech are psychopaths

Posted by ATL User icon on July 28, 2026, 12:10:21, in reply to "AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived."

https://www.reuters.com/legal/government/ebay-former-executives-pay-56-million-settle-couples-harassment-case-2026-07-28/?link_source=ta_bluesky_link&taid=6a68be19f17181000191f965&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky

David and Ina ‌Steiner announced the settlement late on Monday, bringing an end to a case they filed in 2021 in Boston federal court after several former eBay employees were prosecuted for targeting them in a cyber-stalking campaign that involved sending the couple cockroaches, fly larvae and a bloody Halloween pig mask.

As part of the settlement, eBay agreed to pay $46.15 million to the couple; fund $6 million in charitable contributions to nonprofit organizations; and issue a "strongly-worded" statement about the conduct of three of its top former executives.

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Seven former eBay workers pleaded guilty and received sentences of as high as 57 months in prison for participating in the scheme, which also involved several of them traveling from California to Natick, Massachusetts, to surveil the Steiners and try to install a GPS tracking device on their car.

Stuff like this is why I will never be an anti-capital punishment absolutionist.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

The singularity is fine, but my analytics says we’d get more ROI…

Posted by DT User icon on July 28, 2026, 11:12:30, in reply to "AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived."

…if researchers would spend their time trying to get a homerunularity.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

That joke was foul*

Posted by ATL User icon on July 28, 2026, 12:04:14, in reply to "The singularity is fine, but my analytics says we’d get more ROI…"

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…if researchers would spend their time trying to get a homerunularity.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

this always goes well in the stories i've read*

Posted by VIV User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:56:32, in reply to "AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived."

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Are we at least going to get robots we can fuck out of all of the dystopia?*

Posted by Sounder User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:57:43, in reply to "this always goes well in the stories i've read*"

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

You have that backwards. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:58:30, in reply to "Are we at least going to get robots we can fuck out of all of the dystopia?*"

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

I assume Larry Ellison will use his last few dollars to have him killed.*

Posted by Chuck Woodaby User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:50:08, in reply to "AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived."

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

Honest response to that

Posted by Sounder User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:51:50, in reply to "I assume Larry Ellison will use his last few dollars to have him killed.*"

It does seem like a massive issue with AI is that seemingly every person in charge of the companies advancing the technologies are sociopaths.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

Nerds on meth.

Posted by Chuck Woodaby User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:58:47, in reply to "Honest response to that"

Rejected Duran Duran songs.

Nit: they're psychopaths. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:53:41, in reply to "Honest response to that"

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It does seem like a massive issue with AI is that seemingly every person in charge of the companies advancing the technologies are sociopaths.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

Alex Karp shouldn't be allowed out in public*

Posted by Sounder User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:55:10, in reply to "Nit: they're psychopaths. *"

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It does seem like a massive issue with AI is that seemingly every person in charge of the companies advancing the technologies are sociopaths.

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

*pulls mask off the singularity* "It's Old Man Late Stage Capitalism!"...

Posted by shua User icon on July 28, 2026, 9:59:06, in reply to "AI Bubble Watch: Altman says the singularity has arrived."

don't worry the singularity will not help any regular folks

Tell it to take my job and institute UBI.*

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Now this is the first sensible idea I’ve heard all day*

Posted by Jackie User icon on July 28, 2026, 10:14:27, in reply to "Tell it to take my job and institute UBI.*"

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This guy will end up in a cell next to Sam Bankman-Fraud when this is all over.

https://abcnews.com/Business/openai-ceo-sam-altman-claims-ai-singularity-arrived/story?id=135120342

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