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Jumped off one of those big rocks into the ocean in Hawaii

Posted by illiniranger User icon on July 29, 2026, 23:50:41

Got my shit handed to me, ears were ringing. Probably shouldn’t have been fucking around with that in my 40s. Glad I did it.

I got rekt at the wave pool last weekend

Posted by Sammich User icon on July 30, 2026, 12:06:39, in reply to "Jumped off one of those big rocks into the ocean in Hawaii"

been a good 35 years since I was last in one, and I don't remember the waves being quite so sledgehammer-y.

What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

you should go tubing down the Brazos River

Posted by bbonb User icon on July 30, 2026, 12:15:22, in reply to "I got rekt at the wave pool last weekend"

make sure you occasionally yell, “iceberg, right ahead!” in your best cockney accent

I'm not due for my next high colonic until November*

Posted by Sammich User icon on July 30, 2026, 12:40:44, in reply to "you should go tubing down the Brazos River"

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make sure you occasionally yell, “iceberg, right ahead!” in your best cockney accent

What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

If ya really want one, you can try an assumed name. *

Posted by osklister User icon on July 30, 2026, 12:59:28, in reply to "I'm not due for my next high colonic until November*"

Rumor has it.

Allegedly.

I don't think I've ever been or had a diagnosed concussion, but I think I got one last weekend.

Posted by tvillini User icon on July 30, 2026, 9:52:07, in reply to "Jumped off one of those big rocks into the ocean in Hawaii"

We had our 30th HS reunion over the weekend. We were taking the class picture, and we were doing it on a stage. I went to hop up on the stage, and my toe caught the edge, and I went down in a heap... bouncing my head off the stage itself. Immediately my hearing sounded muffled and static-y. I was super unsteady. For about 10 minutes I had trouble keeping myself upright. I gradually improved, but I've felt effects of it for the last 5 or so days.

Is your hearing back to normal?

Posted by CWR10 User icon on July 30, 2026, 13:57:29, in reply to "I don't think I've ever been or had a diagnosed concussion, but I think I got one last weekend."

I caught a vicious elbow to the side of the head playing basketball a few months ago. Same thing happened to my hearing without any of the other stuff. I’m still not completely right - loud echoey places are super irritating

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did they bring out the blue tent?

Posted by bbonb User icon on July 30, 2026, 12:19:55, in reply to "I don't think I've ever been or had a diagnosed concussion, but I think I got one last weekend."

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I went snorkeling near Captain Cook over spring break…

Posted by haighter User icon on July 30, 2026, 9:10:34, in reply to "Jumped off one of those big rocks into the ocean in Hawaii"

1. I was surprised how not deep you have to dive before your ears start to feel it / hurt.

2. One of the guys in our dive group was a Navy Combat Diver (retired). His training stories were pretty awesome.

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Got my shit handed to me, ears were ringing. Probably shouldn’t have been fucking around with that in my 40s. Glad I did it.

Black Rock in Maui?*

Posted by Herman Blume User icon on July 30, 2026, 7:09:20, in reply to "Jumped off one of those big rocks into the ocean in Hawaii"

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Got my shit handed to me, ears were ringing. Probably shouldn’t have been fucking around with that in my 40s. Glad I did it.

Waimea Beach. *

Posted by illiniranger User icon on July 30, 2026, 9:43:48, in reply to "Black Rock in Maui?*"

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Got my shit handed to me, ears were ringing. Probably shouldn’t have been fucking around with that in my 40s. Glad I did it.

No way Bells is bigger than Waimea, bro*

Posted by uofi1998 User icon on July 30, 2026, 12:09:02, in reply to "Waimea Beach. *"

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Got my shit handed to me, ears were ringing. Probably shouldn’t have been fucking around with that in my 40s. Glad I did it.

Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Awesome. Get busy living or get busy dying.

Posted by DT User icon on July 30, 2026, 4:38:04, in reply to "Jumped off one of those big rocks into the ocean in Hawaii"

I’m not sure which side of the sentence cliff jumping fits into, but it’s definitely one of them.

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Got my shit handed to me, ears were ringing. Probably shouldn’t have been fucking around with that in my 40s. Glad I did it.

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