Congrats. Is the new job a vertical move, horizontal or a career change?*

Posted by TarheelIllini on August 1, 2026, 6:40:09, in reply to "Free bird!"

Previous Message Am I really free bird if I start a new job in a week? Recrudescence

Nope, but good luck anyway.*

Posted by Toonces on July 31, 2026, 18:08:20, in reply to "Free bird!"

Previous Message Am I really free bird if I start a new job in a week? I’m ugly.

*holds up lighter**

Posted by Jackie on July 31, 2026, 18:06:30, in reply to "Free bird!"

Previous Message Am I really free bird if I start a new job in a week?

For two days

Posted by ATL on July 31, 2026, 17:33:41, in reply to "Free bird!"

Yes Previous Message Am I really free bird if I start a new job in a week? “We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

sure aren't*

Posted by assassin on July 31, 2026, 17:22:47, in reply to "Free bird!"

Previous Message Am I really free bird if I start a new job in a week? Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Congrats!!!

Posted by bbonb on July 31, 2026, 17:20:34, in reply to "Free bird!"