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Posted by John Coctostan User icon on August 11, 2026, 08:10:19

First of all, 3 illini at US Am. Max with a good first round, Freddie not so much
https://championships.usga.org/usamateur/2026/scoring.html

second, have we talked about the insane cheating story out of STL last weekend? BLOWING UP my group chats of local golfers. Guy is a noted scumbag. apparently the 3rd club around STL he's now banned from.
https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/49577068/golfer-resigns-club-admitting-fake-hole-one

“What I did is not who I am. It goes against my core values and is not aligned with

Posted by bbonb User icon on August 13, 2026, 11:00:09, in reply to "golf post"

my journey. I regret this unfortunate mistake and am seeking the appropriate help. I ask for your understanding and privacy for me and my family.”

“As an aside, can I keep my shoe wedge?”

Guy openly cheated his buddies, got caught; now wants you to respect privacy. Oh.

Posted by osklister User icon on August 13, 2026, 13:41:07, in reply to "“What I did is not who I am. It goes against my core values and is not aligned with"

"But what I am most worried about is my family, breaking trust with a marriage I have had for five years next month.

"We have two kids that are under three and you know, it's not fair to them for me to put them in that situation where they walk in a room, there is a stigma there that your dad [is a cheater]."

https://www.bbc.com/sport/golf/articles/cdx7pd5ye0go

Jeebus, what a complete turd. Tossing in the wife/kids for sympathy.

Miznoz azzhole.

he's from illinois*

Posted by John Coctostan User icon on August 13, 2026, 14:10:15, in reply to "Guy openly cheated his buddies, got caught; now wants you to respect privacy. Oh. "

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WTF man... why would you do that?*

Posted by uofi1998 User icon on August 13, 2026, 10:34:41, in reply to "golf post"

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Are you going to bark all day, little doggie? Or are you going to bite?

Max won his opener in match play 6&5

Posted by jdl User icon on August 12, 2026, 16:48:32, in reply to "golf post"

Plays Bertagnole tomorrow

and beating some ass early this morning*

Posted by John Coctostan User icon on August 13, 2026, 08:50:28, in reply to "Max won his opener in match play 6&5"

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Plays Bertagnole tomorrow

7&6! *

Posted by jdl User icon on August 13, 2026, 10:15:42, in reply to "and beating some ass early this morning*"

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Plays Bertagnole tomorrow

almost Stephen Ames'd him. Good win. that dude is #7 am per datagolf

Posted by John Coctostan User icon on August 13, 2026, 10:48:50, in reply to "7&6! *"

guy this afternoon is 19, Max is 24.

Lost 5&4 in the S16 *

Posted by jdl User icon on August 13, 2026, 15:58:30, in reply to "almost Stephen Ames'd him. Good win. that dude is #7 am per datagolf"

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guy this afternoon is 19, Max is 24.

I've never understood this behavior. Whether it be the "club sandbagger", the cheat, or just the guy

Posted by Phytynlini User icon on August 11, 2026, 12:32:09, in reply to "golf post"

Nobody wants to pair up with ...

Does the reward/accolades/money really mean that much to you? Jesus, man, I'm out here for fun. My life won't change an ounce if I win or not. Enjoying being on property and feeling comfortable with everyone is much more important than cheating my way to a win.

Shit, I put enough pressure on myself just to improve. Adding that I need to win in order to feel value is not healthy. Of course, look at their current political influences 🤐

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JMHO, but the compulsive cheater. Money might as well be meaningless, just wants a "story".

Posted by osklister User icon on August 11, 2026, 12:52:59, in reply to "I've never understood this behavior. Whether it be the "club sandbagger", the cheat, or just the guy"

Kinda wonder what that prize was worth. *

Posted by osklister User icon on August 11, 2026, 12:31:04, in reply to "golf post"

From the ESPN link:

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The member-member tournament at WingHaven includes a hole-in-one prize pot...

buddy that knows said between the calcutta share of his own team plus HIO pot, ~$8K*

Posted by John Coctostan User icon on August 11, 2026, 14:36:19, in reply to "Kinda wonder what that prize was worth. *"

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From the ESPN link:

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The member-member tournament at WingHaven includes a hole-in-one prize pot...

Well, that's a nice chunk o' change: but now he's got his name in the newspapers and $0.

Posted by osklister User icon on August 11, 2026, 18:03:00, in reply to "buddy that knows said between the calcutta share of his own team plus HIO pot, ~$8K*"

Huh, maybe I was wrong on the compulsive cheater part. Maybe he's just been waiting for years to get his hands on the cash.

I mean, I doubt it: but maybe....

Apparently this is the third club he's been kicked out of. So he's just an awful person*

Posted by Phytynlini User icon on August 12, 2026, 20:10:10, in reply to "Well, that's a nice chunk o' change: but now he's got his name in the newspapers and $0. "

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Huh, maybe I was wrong on the compulsive cheater part. Maybe he's just been waiting for years to get his hands on the cash.

I mean, I doubt it: but maybe ....

It was crazy planning for it. Diabolical but psychopathic as well. *

Posted by harb User icon on August 12, 2026, 21:03:30, in reply to "Apparently this is the third club he's been kicked out of. So he's just an awful person*"

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Huh, maybe I was wrong on the compulsive cheater part. Maybe he's just been waiting for years to get his hands on the cash.

I mean, I doubt it: but maybe ....

[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

Guy played at a Baptist college in Mississippi so the story tracks*

Posted by ATL User icon on August 11, 2026, 12:08:44, in reply to "golf post"

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“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Apparently was in the group behind us last week at Sunset Hills. We were playing Winghaven in a dist

Posted by Phytynlini User icon on August 11, 2026, 11:59:27, in reply to "golf post"

District cup match. We smoked them in the mod alt shot 4&3, shooting a bogey free 69. Team wise swept them 5-0.

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