| We're supposed to be losing gravity for 7.3 seconds right now
Posted by VIV
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on August 12, 2026, 08:33:50| Damit, shoulda scheduled my weigh-in.
Posted by osklister
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| We still have time folks
Posted by ATL
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Previous Message| Ope, there goes gravity*
Posted by Chilango
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| Most popular song to use the Midwest term, "Ope"?*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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| everybody check in. *
Posted by VIV
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| I'm floating
Posted by ATL
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| I backed into a cop car, the other day
Posted by Chilango
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| that seems to be based on less of an understanding of how Gravity works than the movie Gravity.*
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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| *Elphaba battle cry* *
Posted by Sammich
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| I think you're off an hour.
Posted by EffinIllini
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| And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then.........
Posted by Illiniphil
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| [nit] Bernie [/nit]*
Posted by complainant
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| Finally for the first time since 1998, I will weigh less than 200lbs!*
Posted by timmer
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| OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Posted by VIV
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| I was just wondering why I hadn't hit my head on the ceiling yet.*
Posted by EffinIllini
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| And speaking of time...whatever happened to the DC talk of no spring / fall time changes?*
Posted by EffinIllini
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| And whatever happened to DC Talk?*
Posted by Sammich
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| and whatever happened to Christian Rap/pop group DC Talk?*
Posted by Gene Parmesan
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| And speaking of DC Talk, Time is Ticking Away*
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| DAMMIT*
Posted by Sammich
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| The Senate is stalling it, because they're skeered of dark morning commutes
Posted by Stu
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| Polling probably determined it wouldn't sway a key demographic.*
Posted by complainant
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| Technically, if you could measure gravity on a billionths of a g basis, gravity fluctuates
Posted by Stu
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| We can calculate it, but don't know why it happens. I think Interstellar tried to
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| it's "love", warren. *
Posted by VIV
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| Why wouldn't we know why it happens?
Posted by Stu
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| I'm talking about gravity in general. All objects exert gravity on each other that
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Ah, gravity's effect on the curvature of space-time isn't something that can be understood easily
Posted by Stu
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| Mass. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Mass and distance, yes. But why?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| any object with mass distorts spacetime. the larger the mass, the larger the distortion*
Posted by VIV
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| He meant you should go to a Catholic church on Sundays
Posted by Stu
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| I should have gone to the Sox game yesterday for the Pope hat and blessings.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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| Cyclospora again?*
Posted by complainant
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| You should have bought your own gravity like I did. There was an email. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Don't like that.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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