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What’s the oldest thing you own?

Posted by bbonb User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:40:17

I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

My grandmother's china. It's at least 100 years old*

Posted by bjl63 User icon on September 9, 2026, 13:54:37, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

My grandmother's rocking chair.*

Posted by MojoJojo User icon on September 9, 2026, 12:55:25, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

not funny

Posted by memyselfandillini User icon on September 9, 2026, 12:54:04, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

Mmi not funny

Stromatolite fossil over 3 billion years old

Posted by ibdoc User icon on September 9, 2026, 11:02:16, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

If anyone wants to know (stolen from fossil site):

Stromatolites are layered fossil structures formed by ancient colonies of microscopic, photosynthesizing microbes that trapped sediment in shallow waters, creating some of the oldest known evidence of life on Earth. These remarkable fossils record the activity of early life over billions of years and played a key role in producing the oxygen that transformed our planet’s atmosphere. Beyond their scientific importance, stromatolites are simply cool—showcasing striking natural patterns while offering a tangible connection to Earth’s deepest history.

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

you should be locked up. How do you sleep at night?*

Posted by bbonb User icon on September 9, 2026, 11:25:43, in reply to "Stromatolite fossil over 3 billion years old"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

A Big Bird chair i had when I was about 2 years old (so about 45 years old).

Posted by DanSaint User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:56:31, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

Since my mom moved in with me a few months ago, she actually has a couple end tables that are about 60 years old. Her grandmother owned them. So they are the oldest objects in my house.

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

There are a bunch of rocks in my yard that have to be pretty old. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:45:54, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

You don’t own them, though*

Posted by TarheelIllini User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:53:37, in reply to "There are a bunch of rocks in my yard that have to be pretty old. *"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

Recrudescence

The fuck I don't. I own everything between the fences and out to the street. *

Posted by doubledown User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:59:26, in reply to "You don’t own them, though*"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

But not the water rights*

Posted by DocWalk20 User icon on September 9, 2026, 12:26:40, in reply to "The fuck I don't. I own everything between the fences and out to the street. *"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

I'm allowed to collect up to 110 gallons of rain water for outdoor use.

Posted by doubledown User icon on September 9, 2026, 13:11:02, in reply to "But not the water rights*"

More, even, if they don't find out about it.

I doubt that much has fallen in two years, so it really doesn't matter.

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

I was glad to discover they’d overturned that stupid ban on collecting any rain water at some point

Posted by DocWalk20 User icon on September 9, 2026, 13:55:32, in reply to "I'm allowed to collect up to 110 gallons of rain water for outdoor use."

during the 11+ previous years I’d been living outside the state of Colorado.

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More, even, if they don't find out about it.

I doubt that much has fallen in two years, so it really doesn't matter.

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

My birth certificate.*

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

I said forget about it cuh

Good answer good answer *

Posted by MC User icon on September 9, 2026, 11:14:23, in reply to "My birth certificate.*"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone knew where to get some Tang, it'd be you.

I have some Roman coins*

Posted by biclops User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:44:21, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

Daguerreotypes of ancestors from 1850s

Posted by Stu User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:43:44, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

They’re dead because they wouldn’t make the 2 hour drive

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

Chicken Little poster child

luzl*

Posted by bbonb User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:45:23, in reply to "Daguerreotypes of ancestors from 1850s"

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They’re dead because they wouldn’t make the 2 hour drive

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

Pennies over 200 years old*

Posted by TarheelIllini User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:42:19, in reply to "What’s the oldest thing you own?"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

Recrudescence

it’s a shame we don’t use pennies anymore*

Posted by bbonb User icon on September 9, 2026, 10:44:29, in reply to "Pennies over 200 years old*"

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I have some tools from my grandfather that are almost 100 years old.

The lovely and talented Mrs. bonbon’s wedding stone was cut in 1895

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