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If you catch a ball at a baseball game: 📊

Posted by doubledown User icon on October 9, 2026, 12:55:34

Speaking of baseball, legendary stuff from Kenny Albert the other night

Posted by illini21 User icon on October 9, 2026, 20:58:40, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/2107981936102629620?s=46&t=1RNaEoTzszuK8ZGMTKgLhA

What if you’re there with some work function or something, and without your kid. Taking home to own

Posted by John Coctostan User icon on October 9, 2026, 19:30:16, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

kid is the correct answer

Take a pic or two then give it to a kid*

Posted by biclops User icon on October 9, 2026, 17:19:17, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

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Don't take offense, better make amends
Rip it all to shreds and let it go

99% of the time, give it to a kid

Posted by GrandmotherPearlsJam User icon on October 9, 2026, 14:48:45, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

But if it was a special ball, like someone setting a HR record or his first of his career or something, I'd give it back to the player.

what if it was a known cheater like Barry Bonds, Rafael Palmeiro, or Chico Escarrega*

Posted by bbonb User icon on October 9, 2026, 17:03:22, in reply to "99% of the time, give it to a kid"

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But if it was a special ball, like someone setting a HR record or his first of his career or something, I'd give it back to the player.

^^^ this is the answer. *

Posted by harb User icon on October 9, 2026, 16:37:07, in reply to "99% of the time, give it to a kid"

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But if it was a special ball, like someone setting a HR record or his first of his career or something, I'd give it back to the player.

[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

as long as you didn't box some kid out, it's yours. *

Posted by ijustkrushalot User icon on October 9, 2026, 14:14:39, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

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what the flip am I going to do with a baseball? It’s going straight to the starving children in Afri

Posted by bbonb User icon on October 9, 2026, 14:07:12, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

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I'm leavin' with something.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;' tabindex=0>$ on October 9, 2026, 13:45:59, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

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I said forget about it cuh

You from around the way?*

Posted by PapaDels User icon on October 9, 2026, 21:05:04, in reply to "I'm leavin' with something.*"

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I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Live your best life, and leave other people alone as they try to live theirs.
Radicalized by basic decency.

Ass, cash or grass. Nobody gets a ball for free!*

Posted by shua User icon on October 9, 2026, 16:43:33, in reply to "I'm leavin' with something.*"

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that sounds mighty sinister*

Posted by Sammich User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:48:08, in reply to "I'm leavin' with something.*"

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What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

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geometry symbols and terms

I said forget about it cuh

The catch is what matters; the ball is unimportant.

Posted by Sammich User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:44:17, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

I'd give it to the first kid who looked like they wanted it.

DISCLAIMER: This does not apply to milestone balls that could get me some sort of larger reward.

What we've become is contrary to what we want
Take a bow

If you are talking about the Dodgers fan, i don't there will ever be a kid

Posted by CoronaTheirAss User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:19:40, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

as excited by catching a foul ball as that guy was

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I generally go to games with my friends and their kid(s), so I'd give it to them

Posted by IlliniSax05 User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:12:52, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

if I happen to be there without kids then I'd text my nephew to see if he wants it. if not then I'd give it to a nearby kid.

the foul ball I have is from some random person tossing it to me as a kid

Why do you hate me, Sammich?

MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
-Sammich, 1/15/2011

Give it to the kid who ran to get it and just missed out*

Posted by MtHoodIllini User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:09:28, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

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I'd prefer to give it to the kid who brought the glove and not the clueless one but..

Posted by Tuscy User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:01:30, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

the clueless one will get it if there are no non-clueless ones available.

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"I wouldn't mind the DP here." - jumpingdan

This*

Posted by reggiedunlop User icon on October 9, 2026, 13:09:05, in reply to "I'd prefer to give it to the kid who brought the glove and not the clueless one but.. "

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the clueless one will get it if there are no non-clueless ones available.

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kid. without question*

Posted by VIV User icon on October 9, 2026, 12:57:55, in reply to "If you catch a ball at a baseball game:"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

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