| Brag about something.
Posted by doubledown
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| Picked up this girl last night
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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| Got the new version of the red x*
Posted by ATL
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| What the hell, board host
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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| Congratulations!*
Posted by ATL
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| I played TPC Sawgrass today. *
Posted by illini
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| How did #17 go? *
Posted by jdl
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| Nice *
Posted by ATL
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| I hit on a 12 with dealer showing a 2 and didn’t get a 10!
Posted by timmer
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| My kid broke the single season assists record for boys soccer at his high school last night*
Posted by Blazer
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| I would argue that, big picture, assist>>>>>>>>>goal*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| I've got more than 50 patents
Posted by illinibone
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| 58.
Posted by EffinIllini
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| you to should see if vibes can get you better results*
Posted by Nobster
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| I should see if vibes would hire me.
Posted by EffinIllini
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| got a couple of NIH grants
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| I hate bragging. Here's a few things I did
Posted by Stu
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| I’m rating Stu in the lead. Rando deucer I most want to meet.*
Posted by Nobster
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| Studied for 3 days and passed the North Carolina bar exam. Don’t know if that says more…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Press Secretary? overqualified*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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| congratulations!*
Posted by torinese
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| My older daughter got named to the "40 under 40" locally for her work at her non--profit.
Posted by Illiniphil
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| This is great. *
Posted by EffinIllini
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| sweet! what type of non-profit?*
Posted by Nobster
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| She's the executive director of the YWCA Empowerment Center.
Posted by Illiniphil
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| Is there a donation link? I’d love to help out.*
Posted by Nobster
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| That’s awesome, Phil. You must be so proud*
Posted by Nobster
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| I don’t know, man, sounds pretty woke…
Posted by Herman Blume
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| That’s awesome. Both her accomplishment and the mission.*
Posted by DT
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| ^5*
Posted by ATL
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| awesome, congrats to her!*
Posted by torinese
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| My stock award that was in the low 30's in March...
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| Nice. *
Posted by ATL
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| I told a joke tonight that made someone spittake
Posted by ATL
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| hopefully cell phone video exists lol*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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| Just holed out for eagle from 150 out on the 11th hole *
Posted by jdl
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| Love it! *
Posted by Tuscy
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| Woot woot!!*
Posted by Phytynlini
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| I once hit a drive about 350 yards
Posted by IlliniSax05 MAJOR UPDATE: "Maybe you're not such a bad egg, Lisle-y"
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| I am in New Orleans with my 2 oldest for the first time and on cloud 9*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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| I co-published 5 books for teachers on teaching literacy to secondary students*
Posted by OWWDig
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| I once planted a bush*
Posted by bbonb
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| I’ve heard they’re making a comeback*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| stock up on glycerine*
Posted by torinese
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| This year I planted a Chinese Fringetree
Posted by Stu
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| You might even say that it's a
Posted by illinibone
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| Classic bone*
Posted by Stu
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| That’s the name of my silver fox romance book series.*
Posted by DT
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| I’m quite proud that the flowers I planted from seed in August are thriving.
Posted by Waka
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| I'm getting a program off the ground, supervising a team of very different
Posted by Taz Being an Illini fan is a goddamn curse.*
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| Nice!*
Posted by DT
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| The very last time I played organized softball I hit a grand slam in the bottom of the last inning
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| The math doesn’t math
Posted by timmer
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| This league had a two
Posted by TarheelIllini
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| I was interviewed on the radio today *
Posted by ATL
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| Let us guess what about. Go crazy Deuce.*
Posted by LovetheChief
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| Definitely nothing about ever doing anything resembling work*
Posted by Stu
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| he said he voted today, so I'm going to guess they are related
Posted by Sounder
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| Correct
Posted by ATL
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| Wrong brown this time. *
Posted by haighter
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| Sorry ATL*
Posted by ATL
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| I am being driven home by my car after golfing with my son
Posted by ab75 And I was even par through the six holes we played … and I didn’t make a par.
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| My kids are about a year apart in age and genuinely seem to enjoy hanging out with each other. *
Posted by haighter
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| We have 6 kids from 18 to 32. They are all tight. They don't consider halves or steps.
Posted by Tuscy
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| nice. mine are 25 and 21. Two of my daughter’s best friends
Posted by Nobster
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| They’ll get over that*
Posted by Herman Blume
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| lololololllll exactly—wait for middle school *
Posted by Jackie
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| Then wait again until college…maybe hs. Although I have an Irish twin who is 11 months older
Posted by Nobster
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| I always I'd hit a point where I'd find myself closer to my sister
Posted by Sounder
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| I mean..I’m not close at all with my siblings. My wife has never met my oldest brother. *
Posted by haighter
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| See, that's super weird to me
Posted by Sounder
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| I can answer that question.
Posted by complainant
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| OK, literal LOL
Posted by Sounder
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| Nope. He sent a gift but figured Pismo was too difficult and too expensive to get to…
Posted by haighter
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| wait until they start hitting on each other's friends*
Posted by Sounder
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| sometimes it happens that way, sometimes it happens the other way
Posted by Sounder
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| My baseball playing highlight was an unassisted triple play while playing left field...
Posted by RSMBob
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| Well, if we're doing ancient athletic achievements,
Posted by larue33
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| Mine was a straight steal of home. That was fun*
Posted by bjl63
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| I hit 2 home runs in a game in little league and then again in Jr. High.*
Posted by DanSaint
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| I just had a proposal for a new way to manage workloads accepted
Posted by DT
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| I drive a Porsche
Posted by ATL
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| I bet you pronounce it like ‘douche’*
Posted by timmer
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| It’s not a real Porsche anyway. It’s not rear engined and air cooled.*
Posted by ATL
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| Welcome to 1999, Holly
Posted by timmer
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| I've been eyeing one of these to get for a toy in a few years
Posted by ATL
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| Where does the 928 fit in these plans?*
Posted by timmer
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| Either/or
Posted by ATL
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| My custom task order tracking sheet got called out by an SES at an all hands meeting*
Posted by timmer
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| Last night, I went to my first running club track workout in three years. *
Posted by IlliniRunner
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| Put up 20 on some whippersnapper in men’s league last week.
Posted by CWR10
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| I’m up to five pull ups. And almost 2 minute dead hang*
Posted by Nobster
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| I got a promotion and a work award last month*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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| I didn't realize companies were still doing that, good on you*
Posted by Sounder
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| I didnt realize promotions were canceled - is that new?*
Posted by Dilbert
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| I was joking but it just feels like the economy is terrible
Posted by Sounder
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| All 3 of my children were promoted in the past 2 years*
Posted by Potomac
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| Did they get moved from the fry station to the griddle?*
Posted by Sounder
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| LOLOLOL*
Posted by assassin
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| right thread for it at least*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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| that it is*
Posted by assassin
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| turns out they had some really dreadful tweets back in the day*
Posted by Sammich
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| I think maybe 10 people get it yearly?
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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| They do it if you're good at your job. *
Posted by doubledown
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| i wrote a 'this person on my team is leaving' email so good a VP came to my office this morning
Posted by assassin
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| That’s not a backhanded way to say that you should look for another job is it?*
Posted by Nobster
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| Not this time no. *
Posted by assassin
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| glad to hear it.*
Posted by Nobster
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| Were they a load bearing part of the team? *
Posted by doubledown
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| oh yeah, my team is in BIG trouble*
Posted by assassin
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| You used Claude, didn't you?*
Posted by Sounder
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| how dare you*
Posted by assassin
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| You should edit a bible*
Posted by Stu
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| I became a Banana Master on Reddit today.
Posted by EffinIllini
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| I rode my bicycle 85 miles last Saturday. (nm)
Posted by Waka
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| I want to get back to that... I haven't done a century since 2023. This year has been hard
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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| Yeah, I’ve had a rough year too. Weather and some trips took away a bunch of weekends
Posted by DT
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| Oh, also, I got a Zwift trainer a few years ago, and it’s so nice to just hop on in my basement
Posted by Waka
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| I’m not terribly fast and it’s really time consuming to go on the long rides.
Posted by Waka
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| I used to do a ride called RSVP every year
Posted by Sounder
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| Nice work, I used to do 30 plus mile rides weekly
Posted by Sounder
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| It’s a weird kind of butt callousing. You get used to it the more you do it
Posted by Waka
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| Oh for sure
Posted by Sounder
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| I've lost 36 lbs since January 1 and now sit at a respectable 187.*
Posted by LovetheChief
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| on a undercover cop*
Posted by Sammich
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| Sammich never misses*
Posted by LWillhite
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| I won my pickleball league last night*
Posted by Sounder
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| Nice, I've never played but looks like it'd be fun and something I'd like*
Posted by ibdoc
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| It's very fun and very addictive
Posted by Sounder
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| Is it more like tennis, racquet ball or ping pong? Or a bit of all?
Posted by ibdoc
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| It's really a combination of the three
Posted by Sounder
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| what is your bench press goal*
Posted by gvibes
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| 225 for 10. *
Posted by doubledown
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| Nice! I usually get 5 or 6 at 225 on the incline. I’m trying to get that to 10, too. *
Posted by VIV
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| I edited the Bible*
Posted by Jackie
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| All references to Madonna have been removed.*
Posted by Illiniphil
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| "Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see Coach Dreamboat
Posted by illini222
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| You and every conservative megachurch pastor.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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| “And then Pontius Pilate had a big presser…”*
Posted by OB25
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| At what point does it become the Ship of Theseus paradox. It's been rewritten and edited so much
Posted by ibdoc
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| Two Corinthians*
Posted by Sounder
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| walk into a bar*
Posted by ATL
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| I'm less than 3 years away from retirement eligibility.*
Posted by Tortillini
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| I just past mine…locked in insurance but no pension. Good 403 b matching*
Posted by Nobster
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| for now*
Posted by Sammich
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| I do 30 inclined 45 degree situps every night despite missing all the nerves and muscles in my left
Posted by Stu
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| I’m 12 days away from a 20-day vacation *
Posted by ATL
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| I'm stupid good at my job and it's like child's play to me.
Posted by Tuscy
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| Blew through CPAP and BiPAP and got to ASV all in one night*
Posted by opey8
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