I once saw an old NMU banner that had the "Five steps to socialism" on it.

Step 1 was "Nationalise the mines" (obviously)!

Well, that worked out well didn't it!

Or we could try the Ken Livingstone route...

Step 1 Fair fares (geddit?)
Step 2 ??????????
Step 3 Socialism

Or even the United Ireland route.

Step 1 Unite Ireland
Step 2 ??????????
Step 3 Socialism