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Crocodile Bar and Cabanas: Embrace your inner rocker
Posted by Mateo on March 5, 2024, 12:41 am
Amigos!
While Mateo has been busy wondering if an engineering degree would result in a “high-end restaurant,” do you think he should give geology a try?
WE WILL ROCK YOU Mateo considers many of you too young to remember this, but his first visit to La Manzanilla took place in 2013. In September. With rain, heat and hardly any tourists–and fewer expats–in town. And rocks. Lots and lots of rocks. Despite the rocks on the beach, he decided to pack up his belongings in Louisiana and move to a village powered by a 1993 Prodigy internet page.
More than a decade later, the rocks might have smashed the spirit of some folks, but not Mateo as he remains proud of his beach establishment free of signs pointing out a bevy of regulations at the limited-menu, 2-star restaurant on the rockiest part of the beach.
FACT VS FICTION Fact: Mateo’s father has two engineering degrees Fiction: Mateo will return to higher education for the sole purpose of teaching folks how to look at a sign on the side of a construction site Fact: Mateo recently cut his leg taking out the garbage Fiction: Mateo wrestled an animal with sharp teeth Fact: Crocodile Bar and Cabanas remains standing Fiction: Crocodile Bar and Cabanas was scheduled to be torn down at the end of January Fact: Crocodile Bar maintains a 4.8 out of 5 stars rating on Google Maps Fiction: Crocodile Bar has a limited menu
FINAL CHANCES TO ROCK Chava has only three shows left! He performs Tuesday, March 5 (today, if you’re reading this March 5) and his final show will be March 19. Eduardo plays March 6 and has his final show March 13. Michel will be off March 7, but returns March 14.
STANDARD MUSIC SCHEDULE 5:15 p.m.-7:15 p.m. Monday: Lynn and Billy Tuesday: Chava! There are still good seats available for Tuesday, March 5 Wednesday: Eduardo Thursday: Michel Friday: Rick and Paul Saturday: Christine and friends
CROCODILE BAR HAS FOOD SERVICE AT NOON Monday-Saturday, 12 p.m-8 p.m. Please join us for lunch as well! Kitchen opens at noon and remains open until 7:30 p.m. On Sundays, our cafe friends present “Bar Calcetin”
RESERVATIONS For Tuesdays, the latest one may make a reservation is 5:15 p.m. Other than Tuesdays and Fridays, if one arrives by 6 p.m., there should be plenty of great seats available. Reservations only allowed six days in advance of the event.
MORE AWARD-WINNING HUMOR To make a reservation: *Send Mateo a text using WhatsApp *Call Mateo, but not using WhatsApp *Stop by the bar–during bar hours–and ask for Mateo, Cristal or Belen. Pro tip: The bar is not open before noon. Before noon, you might want to try to find Mateo picking up rocks as he wonders how the Four Seasons hasn’t removed the Oxxo sign yet. * Pretend Mateo started Mensa International as a trick to tease supposedly intelligent folks who don’t realize Spanish ranks fourth on the planet in the number of speakers. Or just go bang your head against some rocks and hope your reservation ends up in Mateo’s WhatsApp list.
Mateo 3328179527, Mexican cell and WhatsApp
Re: Crocodile Bar and Cabanas: Embrace your inner rocker
Enjoying your humor from afar. Takes the edge off the cold, rain, snow, politics, and other rocky landings in the land of the free and home of the homeless
Re: Crocodile Bar and Cabanas: Embrace your inner rocker
on March 5, 2024, 12:41 am
