Have you seen the movie obsession? You should check it out. Also, isn't there some yardwork that needs to be done, maybe watch some reruns of Different Strokes? You also know that the rules in travel differ from the rules in college, right?
Honestly if I was one of these kids or their parents, If i wasn't so freaked out by this, I might be honored for letting them live rent free in your head. They really did a number on you.