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Geez... are we on 3G?

Posted by Lonely Larry on December 1, 2025, 11:37 pm

What's happened?

It seems like its been weeks since posts torched HS coaches, debated the Cheetahs, or fought over the DuKane...

This board quiet period stinks... somebody throw a bucket of gas on these embers!

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Posted by Dukane on December 2, 2025, 11:20 pm, in reply to "Geez... are we on 3G?"

Dukane all the way! Let’s see everyone’s updated rankings list

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Posted by Skipper on December 4, 2025, 5:57 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Who are the top players from each Dukane team?

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Posted by Spoolinsky on December 5, 2025, 2:14 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

I know you are being sarcastic, but here you go for some of the best in DuKane (By class alphabetically):

I'm sure I'm missing some so feel free to add.

Seniors
Becca Chaney – Wheaton South – St.
Lauren Kozlovsky – Glenbard North – Sr.
Avery Miller – Glenbard North – Sr.
Hannah O’Neil – Lake Park – Sr.
Sophia Ptak – West Chicago – Sr.
Hayden Sujack – St. Charles East – Sr.
Makayla Van Dinther – St. Charles East – Sr.
Gia Whelan – Glenbard North – Sr.
Hannah Wulf – St. Charles East – Sr.
Abby Zawadszki – St. Charles North – Sr.

Juniors
Clair Bolda – Glenbard East – Junior
Lilly Carver – Glenbard East – Junior
Gianna Furlano – Lake Park – Junior
Ella Heimbuch – St. Charles North - Junior
Moriah Herr – Wheaton North – Junior
Julanna Kouba – St. Charles North – Junior
Faith Maleski – St. Charles North – Junior

Sophomores
Lily Bobor – Wheaton North – Sophomore
Clara Lyons – Geneva – Sophomore

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Posted by Error on December 7, 2025, 8:00 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

West Chicago and Glenbard East are not in DuKane.

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Posted by @Spoolinsky on December 7, 2025, 2:05 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Oh no. You went and did it, didn’t you? You listed names…

(Hangs head in despair.)

Might as well now go and draft your daughter’s tweet…

“I am honored and humbled to be recognized as amongst the best players in the DuKane Conference by Spoolinsky. #hardwork #neverrest #winordie #elitevelo #protein #pushups #godblessamerica #proverbs18:2”

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Posted by Ham Sandwich on December 5, 2025, 10:37 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

The top players in DuKane graduated leaving very few exceptional athletes.

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Posted by @Ham Sammy on December 8, 2025, 9:55 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Incorrect.

There was one (1) elite player at the senior year level in DuKane last year. She's now playing for Northwestern.

There's not one other 2025 senior who was any better than what the incoming senior class will be in 2026.

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Posted by @Skipper on December 5, 2025, 8:40 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Might be easiest to start by listing the three worst players on each team, just to narrow down the options. Let's go through each school and list by first and last name.

LOL.

Come on - do we really need to do this? If you're so curious, just look at the all-conference list from last year.

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Posted by @@Skipper on December 5, 2025, 9:03 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Skipper's setting us up so he can mention his kid's name.

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Posted by Hitting science on December 2, 2025, 5:32 pm, in reply to "Geez... are we on 3G?"

My turn!!

Google AI says the ideal launch angle is 45°

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Posted by @Lonely Larry on December 2, 2025, 7:49 am, in reply to "Geez... are we on 3G?"

Oh Oh .. I'll start.

Bandits are a pitching-only program. Everyone has better position players than they do.

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Posted by Cheetahs on December 2, 2025, 1:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Does STCE High recruit in all sports or do they only recruit for wrestling and softball?

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Posted by @Recruiting on December 4, 2025, 1:41 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Go get that bag, kids!

LOL

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Posted by Saints on December 3, 2025, 8:21 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

It sure ain't football - god, they suck at that

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Posted by Enjoy the loneliness! on December 2, 2025, 7:44 am, in reply to "Geez... are we on 3G?"

SHHHH!! Everyone needs a break from softball, including the crazies.

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Posted by Caymol on December 2, 2025, 6:28 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

I heard impact Midwest is looking for some players again. The up and coming team in the Midwest!! Lookout Bandits

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Posted by Softball About Dead on December 3, 2025, 8:30 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Got my 2nd daughter coming thru the softball world now. Sure seems to me softball has changed. Number of team seem very low. Girls are switching to Soccer and LaCrosse. Softball has gotten too expensive. It’s just a matter of time before you see change in softball.

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Posted by dead man walking on December 3, 2025, 11:55 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

This was being said 10 years ago, as well. Sounds like you have been in it long enough to notice things have changed. Definitely from pre-covid to post, there has been a huge shift. portal, NIL and roster limitations. The real answer is that it has changed and will continue to. But don't lose sight of the sport being more popular than ever before in terms of ratings, marketability and TV exposure. Don't lose sight of the sport drawing more revenue than ever before. What you see in the Chicagoland area is not indicative of the rest of the country either. Just a few extras to nibble on while you stress.

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Posted by Slapping on December 3, 2025, 5:22 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

That slapper was out of the box every time!! I complained to about it every time. But that umpire refused to call it.

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Posted by Also on December 4, 2025, 9:18 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Slapping is going away. LOL. Meanwhile, every college team has 3-4 slappers on their roster.

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Posted by Coach on December 4, 2025, 10:26 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

The only way slapping is going away is if they change the length of the bases. I don't see that happening.

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Posted by @Coach on December 4, 2025, 11:56 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

The softball community is weird about speed. It's one of the most exciting aspects of our game. Yet we're constantly whining about slappers being out of the box, and runners leaving early.

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Posted by Chicken Head on December 5, 2025, 12:31 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

So how early can runners leave before the umpires should call it?
How far out-of-the-box should they be before the umpire enforces the rule?

Asking on behalf of those who follow the rules.

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Posted by @chicken on December 6, 2025, 7:45 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

How about practice slap defense, instead of crying every slap.

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Posted by Chicken Head on December 7, 2025, 11:00 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

So how early can the runners leave before the umpire calls it?
How far out-of-the-box need the batter be before the umpire calls it?

We will work on slapper D soon, but these questions remain and your lack of a response to the simple questions will lose you the debate.

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Posted by Chances Are on December 8, 2025, 9:49 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Chances are you spent more time on this site waiting for a response than you did working on slap defense.

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Posted by @Chicken Head on December 8, 2025, 9:47 am, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

1. Understanding the differences in styles of leadoffs. Statistically, the track style gets called out more often than the traditional style. The umpires is seeing movement, which doesn't mean the runner has left the bag, (queue the
daddy-pires yelling from the parking lot. Oh, did you get a good view of that from 1/4 mile away after eight beers?)

2. As far as batter's box, outside of the box is fine, if there is indeed a box. If there isn't a box, you have no idea. It becomes outside of the imaginary box.

Just like the pitching rules. When people complain about the pitcher doing this, or the pitcher doing that, just hit the damn ball.

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Posted by Actually on December 7, 2025, 4:16 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Off the bag before the ball leaves a pitcher's hand.

You should really know the rule, before you cry to the umps. But, it's typical when you can't stop em.

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Posted by SlapHappy on December 7, 2025, 3:54 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

Only out of the box if they are already on 1st base when they make contact.
Don't forget to yell she left early on every steal.

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Posted by G Whiz on December 6, 2025, 5:44 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

You just won that debate with two questions. Do not expect a response.

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Posted by Coach on December 4, 2025, 1:54 pm, in reply to "Re: Geez... are we on 3G?"

I agree, base distance and speed is the one that that seperates us from baseball and make our game so much more enjoyable to watch. Baseball is slow and does not have the excitement.

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