Like I said, you needed that. It would not be in keeping with being a friend not to understand where you are and to give you the space.

Now, I shall challenge you thus. A bit of dystopian sci-fi that is sharp skewering parody of the situation. Unless I'm dead wrong, you'll find the humour and knife-twisting extremely satisfying and self-lifting.

Know this, everyone (Tam included!) As long as we ourselves remain better than this, we never will be of this.