Laughingstock Massachusetts (AP) - "Badly." a Missouri woman said when asked how it felt to be home under Trumpcare. A Missouri woman has returned stateside with what she thought was a mild cold, but turned out to be the first case of the highly contagious Greek E cola flu, according to Nonsecretary of the CDC Sentator Robert F Kennedy.

"I know all the coles" he said."Cola, cole, coli, colo, and colu. It tends to run through the vowels. I recommended her to be the first recipient of Trumpcare. We have a special bleach dissolved in steam killed cola, that we believe will be an effective alternative to the Greek flu vaccines currently peddled in the nation's farms and suitables.

Secretary under Donald Trump Kristi Norm said, "Those of you in the listening audience waiting for this story to improve; you don't know us." Lieutenant General Attorney General Attorney Pam Blondi of the Department of Redundancy Justice and Redundancy Department said, "We've said it before. Nobody visiting Greece should expect to come home healthy. All that time in the sun, gentle seas, warm winds and recipes for two thousand year old bread is badly for you."

"That's stupid, and not at all what I said," said the Missouri woman. " Things aren't badly for you. They're bad, or good. Badly? That's something a small child who doesn't have a gvood grasp of English might say. Who the heck says that?"

President Trump, and he isn't a small child!"

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By now you're either feeling better or worse. Badly or worsely. You came home just in time for the Sax and Violins.