Apologies up front. This is crass and distasteful. But when dealing with this man, no standard is too low.

We all know the felon had the worlds tallest, largest, finest, most sophisticated, nearly hundred foot tall ropeless flagpoles erected at the White House where he can see them. It is his devastating message to Iran, the G7, Los Angeles and Gavin Newsom.

Stormy, Melania, E Jean and Karen collaborated with the designer for the ornament atop the pole.



Afraid the felon might see it and be thrown into a rage, the ladies said,

"It's too high. He can't see it. He can't see his own right now either. He's too fat. We all saw it and the sculptor got it absolutely right. It doesn't matter, and we don't care. El Felon Mar a Lago doesn't know how to use binoculars either, so he won't see it that way.

We snicker with joy at thought of him not knowing about it. He doesn't know anything about anything, and especially him pole sitting up there. Pam Bondie, Kristy, his press skankretary what's her name, Marjorie, Lauren, Pete, Stephen, Russ, and Senators Ron, Mike, and Lindsay all know what it looks like from close personal experience.

We call it the trump eagle. One big putt better than a birdie. Instead of a hole in one, it's one in a hole."