Yesterday when mesmerized by the White House Traditional columns, he was likely hatching a plan to replace them with Corinthian columns to match his bawl room.

He could do the Samson thing.
Lord knows he killed millions of sales and deals with his jawbone of an ass.
His hair is his pride.

He should be led to a space between the White House columns
where he can summon his Lord Die-no-mite and bring
the whole thing down on himself, the entire staff and administration.

Afterward, we can use his slush fund to haul that away to the Doral Golf Course and Club.