I don't know about "you guys", but since I'm implicated in this insult let me respond:

Hey Les, keep your insulting condescension & false arrogance in your back-pocket!
Just because I've been posting here for a while and it's your messageboard, does not make you a 'high horse'.
I will NEVER regard you as EVER being superior enough to lecture me about "learning to walk and chew gum at the same time." I am not your child so keep that stoopid attitude where the sun don't shine!

I remember the time you implied TheOne was a "provocateur" and I quickly defended him. Now in hindsight you were right. So how ironic he's been able to enter your head to such an extent that you're now belittling me on his behalf. Yes, such irony!

Anyway, rest assured that I know how to chew gum and walk at the same time. Maybe it's time YOU spit out your gum cuz you seem a bit unbalanced - tripping all over yourself!

Signed: only with due respect...GM