The Deuce: Malört isn't that bad, but the marketing is really getting tiresome.*

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Malört isn't that bad, but the marketing is really getting tiresome.*

Posted by longsnapper

on June 16, 2025, 15:47:17, in reply to "Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack"

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https://www.voodooranger.com/beer/roulette-ipa/?utm_source=Klaviyo&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=June%20National%20%233%20-%20VDR%20x%20Malort&_kx=Nc979UCbTHXyrfyirYlc-4s8vrGQttMbDZhIX278wNI.WLmWXK

Brewed to weed out the weak and reward the Rangerous, this pack includes four cans of smooth Voodoo Ranger Juicy Haze IPA and two cans of an exclusive, limited edition Malört inspired IPA, with its signature bitter wormwood flavor, that will leave your taste buds begging for mercy.

The catch? All the cans look the same. Enjoy, or don't.

Lots of puns, no real answers

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Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack - EffinIllini June 16, 2025, 15:31:14

I’m out. Fuk that. * - harb June 16, 2025, 21:12:23
Go little red-shoed Rangers; back to .500! Defending WS Champs - bbonb June 16, 2025, 17:18:14
- Not sure what my wife has planned for dinner. - Illiniphil June 16, 2025, 18:15:59
What in the what what? Alternatively, why just why?* - DocWalk20 June 16, 2025, 17:08:12
- because it's fun* - Sounder June 16, 2025, 17:35:36
  - Meh. Stuff costs enough already, I at least want to know what’s in the can I’m cracking open. - DocWalk20 June 16, 2025, 20:57:57
    - They can't sell this retail because it's technically improperly labeled according to TTB. - longsnapper June 17, 2025, 8:03:41
Malört isn't that bad, but the marketing is really getting tiresome.* - longsnapper June 16, 2025, 15:47:17

I don't live in Chicago, so take this with a grain of celery salt - Sounder June 16, 2025, 17:36:25

gross* - VIV June 16, 2025, 15:32:15

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