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Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack

Posted by EffinIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=EffinIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 15:31:14

https://www.voodooranger.com/beer/roulette-ipa/?utm_source=Klaviyo&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=June%20National%20%233%20-%20VDR%20x%20Malort&_kx=Nc979UCbTHXyrfyirYlc-4s8vrGQttMbDZhIX278wNI.WLmWXK

Brewed to weed out the weak and reward the Rangerous, this pack includes four cans of smooth Voodoo Ranger Juicy Haze IPA and two cans of an exclusive, limited edition Malört inspired IPA, with its signature bitter wormwood flavor, that will leave your taste buds begging for mercy.

The catch? All the cans look the same. Enjoy, or don't.

I’m out. Fuk that. *

Posted by harb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=harb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 21:12:23, in reply to "Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack"

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[Assassin] Harb is the epitome of a Goldfish Troll.
[Opey] Assholes gonna asshole
[tiki] #### all the way off with that, you bloodthirsty hilljack.

Go little red-shoed Rangers; back to .500! Defending WS Champs

Posted by bbonb <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=bbonb' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 17:18:14, in reply to "Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack"

If you skip 2024

Not sure what my wife has planned for dinner.

Posted by Illiniphil <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Illiniphil' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 18:15:59, in reply to "Go little red-shoed Rangers; back to .500! Defending WS Champs"

Unless this is a 4D bonbon post.

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If you skip 2024

What in the what what? Alternatively, why just why?*

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 17:08:12, in reply to "Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack"

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because it's fun*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 17:35:36, in reply to "What in the what what? Alternatively, why just why?*"

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Meh. Stuff costs enough already, I at least want to know what’s in the can I’m cracking open.

Posted by DocWalk20 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DocWalk20' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 20:57:57, in reply to "because it's fun*"

In looking at it some more, the roulette pack is only available at New Belgium in Fort Collins. That context makes it a bit more fun as opposed to stumbling across the 6 pick in your local store and not realizing what you’re getting.

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They can't sell this retail because it's technically improperly labeled according to TTB.

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 17, 2025, 8:03:41, in reply to "Meh. Stuff costs enough already, I at least want to know what’s in the can I’m cracking open."

So, they have to sell direct. There's a pretty solid chance you'll see "people actually loved malört VDR?! Well, we had no choice but to release it as it's own product!!!"

They took an ipa, and removed the bitterness and amplified the juiciness/sweetness. Now, they're taking that orange juice and adding distilled bitterness to it, and I'm assuming it tastes very close to a normal IPA.

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Lots of puns, no real answers

Malört isn't that bad, but the marketing is really getting tiresome.*

Posted by longsnapper <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=longsnapper' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 15:47:17, in reply to "Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack"

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Lots of puns, no real answers

I don't live in Chicago, so take this with a grain of celery salt

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 17:36:25, in reply to "Malört isn't that bad, but the marketing is really getting tiresome.*"

but for me, the marketing is more grass roots than anything else. I love how much of a thing it's become.

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gross*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on June 16, 2025, 15:32:15, in reply to "Voodoo Ranger IPA x Malort - The Roulette IPA Pack"

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"the sum value of my outfit will always be higher than yours."

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