The Deuce: My wife doesn’t drink, my in laws don’t and I’m a tee tottler now

I got me a Costco membership - timmer September 19, 2025, 16:24:43

Ooo - biclops September 19, 2025, 23:19:28
You’re single (sorry about that). Why do you need a Costco membership? - TarheelIllini September 19, 2025, 19:51:26
- 1.5 liters of booze to drown his sorrows in* - Sounder September 19, 2025, 20:07:33
  - That Kirkland vodka PapaDel mentioned sounds intriguing* - timmer September 19, 2025, 20:29:26
    - Costco booze is the best* - Sounder September 19, 2025, 20:43:29
      - My wife doesn’t drink, my in laws don’t and I’m a tee tottler now - TarheelIllini September 19, 2025, 21:57:00
  - He's pretty fat, too. That takes work.* - complainant September 19, 2025, 20:22:36
    - That actually doesn’t take much work - timmer September 19, 2025, 20:30:32
      - He's eating for three. - complainant September 19, 2025, 22:29:22
        
        What is your point here? * - PapaDels September 19, 2025, 23:04:44
        
        To awkwardly be a dick.* - Illiniphil September 20, 2025, 9:42:59
- Five gallon buckets of picked artichokes and sacks of long grain rice are hard to resist* - timmer September 19, 2025, 20:00:55
Sunday afternoons, India is completely vacant - Stu September 19, 2025, 19:04:30
- I have no issue with the Indians shopping Costco. They need to replenish their C stores - bbonb September 19, 2025, 19:42:33
Rotisserie chicken for the win....there is no better food value anywhere* - RSMBob September 19, 2025, 18:40:32
- If you like high blood pressure* - Stu September 19, 2025, 19:04:50
  - How is the rotisserie chicken any different from the baked chicken you reference below?* - Illiniphil September 20, 2025, 6:34:53
  - BP not an issue for me...but delicious food is! - RSMBob September 19, 2025, 19:27:11
    - Never touch the stuff. But I like to be healthy. - Stu September 19, 2025, 19:40:07
      - I’m curious what you typically eat?* - PapaDels September 19, 2025, 19:44:27
        
        Granola/ oatmeal/ grapefruit juice for breakfast. - Stu September 19, 2025, 20:03:18
        
        Ok. I’m glad that works for you and you’re happy with it* - PapaDels September 19, 2025, 20:36:13
        
        "I love that for you"* - Sounder September 19, 2025, 20:37:54
        
        Well, I’m not criticizing him, but I couldn’t do it. - PapaDels September 19, 2025, 20:40:07
        
        I wasn't passing judgment either way, just making a joke* - Sounder September 19, 2025, 20:43:57
        
        My bad* - PapaDels September 19, 2025, 21:12:41
        
        Full disclosure, it was a half joke/criticism - Sounder September 19, 2025, 21:48:05
- And if you like vodka, the handle of Kirkland for $13 is also a great deal* - PapaDels September 19, 2025, 18:55:14
we joined but made the mistake of going there the weekend students got back to campus - lcubed September 19, 2025, 18:20:25
Dumped mine years ago. It’s a colossal waste of time. Instacart when we want that stuff* - cpsteine September 19, 2025, 17:58:58
- Do you Instacart your toilet paper - Sounder September 19, 2025, 18:09:13
  - Ha. It’s not a bad, really. If the whole order is an extra $60 but saves 2 hours: good deal - cpsteine September 19, 2025, 18:23:59
    - I totally understand the appeal, and I have friends who pretty much use it exclusively - Sounder September 19, 2025, 20:17:49
that’s why you opt for the Executive Membership over the Gold - bbonb September 19, 2025, 17:44:08
- also you can go an hour earlier than the unwashed masses.* - illinibone September 19, 2025, 19:44:13
- I got the exec - timmer September 19, 2025, 17:50:54
  - dotz - Sounder September 19, 2025, 18:10:11

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