The Deuce: Another alpha move destined to get results *

Political thread for week of May 25th - TarheelIllini May 25, 2026, 13:49:39

Certain muppets absolutely have weiners, insists Alabama congressman - RVA Today, 15:50:17
- Nothing weird about an obsession with genitals of underage muppets* - shua Today, 16:18:53
  - Don't get me started on the problematic nature of a pig dating a frog* - Sounder Today, 16:25:51
  - Now do Catholic libs and abortion!!!!!* - ATL Today, 16:24:29
- He looks like the kind of guy who downloads a period tracking app and becomes furious that - doubledown Today, 16:07:36
G - ATL Today, 15:48:55
judges rule a pause on the J6 slush fund, and the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center - assassin Today, 15:44:15
- Get him name taken off the building immediately* - Mrap24 Today, 16:04:53
Trump going all in on his Big Meaty Men Slappin' Meat fever dream - Jersey Today, 14:30:38
- surely they won't be required to be in uniform - Sammich Today, 15:00:43
  - Surely you jest - Jersey Today, 15:03:01
- Someone will probably give him shit over this valiant attempt to curb gov't spending.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 14:52:31
- won't this prove that they can do stuff on the lawn and don't need a ballroom?* - shua Today, 14:46:02
  - They're going to stage some kind of a false flag incident - Sounder Today, 14:47:22
    - obviously. what's your guess? - Nobster Today, 15:00:17
      - That sounds about right* - Sounder Today, 15:12:34
        
        sadly his gun goes off and kills at least one person in in the military/first responder cohort - Nobster Today, 15:36:12
Watching these conservative Christians tie themselves in knots to get to supporting Paxton is great. - Carl Spackler Today, 12:54:42
- now do catholic libs and abortion. and i guess we'll see how great of a candidate talarico - Ari Gold Today, 13:48:49
  - "now explain why liberal catholics don't use their religion as a cudgel" - assassin Today, 15:29:00
  - Now do conservative Christians and Matthew 25:35-45. * - VIV Today, 14:58:00
    - Quoting David Bentley Hart, - larue33 Today, 15:42:17
  - Have you considered asking Pope Leo?* - ATL Today, 14:07:19
  - which republican candidate will be the first to post an ai rendering of trump fucking their own wife - RVA Today, 14:01:19
    - It’s why Ari supports them. No substance. Only stonk. Two of a kind. * - assassin Today, 14:44:33
  - Your fear is delicious.* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 13:55:14
    - looks like you can make some good money charlie brown! - Ari Gold Today, 14:12:21
      - I've already said I don't trust fucking Texans, Peppermint Patty - KingTalkyTiki Today, 16:06:47
- So Erickson's point is that the Christian pastor is a threat to Christians?* - ATL Today, 13:06:42
  - the only thing American conservative Christians love more than ignoring Christ - Sammich Today, 13:10:24
- This sums it up pretty well - Sounder Today, 12:58:21
- I wish they would just say they want lower taxes or some other actual political reason.* - Warrin'_Illini Today, 12:57:22
  - I actually respect those Republicans more - Sounder Today, 14:48:27
- It would appear that at the very least Talarico absolutely terrifies them* - Sounder Today, 12:55:52
Uh oh. It’s finally coming. Gaspocalyose… - LeatherneckIllini Today, 7:45:22
- for clarity, this is more like 6 weeks, not 2-3 weeks. but it's really bad. - VIV Today, 8:45:59
  - So what's the actual non-economic catastrophic collapse solution at this point? - uofi1998 Today, 13:02:48
    - AI takes everyone’s jobs so no-one has to commute and gas demand plummets.* - DT Today, 16:30:50
    - give Trump a third term, probably* - ATL Today, 13:16:22
      - In that case, better pick up the pace on the Führerbunker* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 14:06:55
        
        Wouldn’t it be great if he had the same ending as Adolf?* - TarheelIllini Today, 14:45:04
  - Thanks Obama!* - memyselfandillini Today, 11:25:00
  - I just fill up anytime I see gas under 6 bucks a gallon...which luckily there's a place... - haighter Today, 10:45:45
  - Also, people don’t realize how much stuff is oil derivatives. Timelines even longer on those* - Carl Spackler Today, 10:08:24
  - There are so many conflicting reports on what’s going on with oil prices - snipes824 Today, 9:46:36
    - China still has pretty high inventory and they haven't been drawing it down. - VIV Today, 10:00:42
  - Good thing i preordered the Ferrari EV* - Sounder Today, 8:53:28
    - Jesus that thing is ugly. I knew Jonny Ive had lost the plot years ago but he really - ATL Today, 8:55:58
      - “Take the prancing horse off” - nash Today, 12:08:17
      - I think it's a fine looking Lucid. - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:45:13
        
        It’s a damn fine looking Nissan… - DocWalk20 Today, 12:40:08
        
        tis a fine Nissan, but sure tis no Ferrari, English* - Sammich Today, 12:56:22
        
        d’oheth!* - Herman Blume Today, 16:59:15
        
        ouch!* - KingTalkyTiki Today, 12:48:04
      - It looks like a matchbox car* - Sounder Today, 9:26:04
      - Ive needed Jobs. * - doubledown Today, 9:12:58
        
        so have I!* - Sammich Today, 9:18:55
- Will he be able to resist capping gas prices? Can't wait for the Trump gas lines. * - doubledown Today, 8:19:05
  - and I don't think we're in territory to have lines at the pumps just yet - VIV Today, 11:41:07
  - That authority no longer exists. I’m actually kind of SME on that stuff…. - LeatherneckIllini Today, 11:16:15
  - current national average is $4.39. i think we cross $5 by the 4th of July and maybe $6 by 8/1* - VIV Today, 9:07:55
    - Yeesh. Happy to have two hybrids* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 9:55:46
      - Not sure if I've ever mentioned I have an old Prius* - Stu Today, 9:59:07
        
        you’re supposed to see a doctor if that thing lasts more than 4 hours * - memyselfandillini Today, 11:27:09
    - But we are getting a ballroom, an arch, and blue reflecting pool - Sounder Today, 9:23:46
      - and iran has the world's economy by the balls* - VIV Today, 9:26:45
        
        And we have the worst “deal maker” in the history of the world leading the charge* - Mrap24 Today, 10:27:33
- mr global is a good follow on energy, oil, etc. on the book* - lcubed Today, 7:59:25
Bret Michels: Out - ATL Today, 7:26:09
- LOL *Shines emergency Kid Rock-signal** - KingTalkyTiki Today, 11:36:05
- This gives me something to believe in* - Sounder Today, 8:54:44
- Well, thank goodness Bret Michaels is still in* - Stu Today, 8:51:41
- This one I was curious about because I’d think there’s a lot of crossover between MAGA and - biclops Today, 8:45:15
- getting to the point where DOJ is gonna get involved* - Sammich Today, 8:06:25
  - not familiar with them. what genre of music do they do?* - lcubed Today, 8:15:41
- I'm sure any moment we'll get an announcment that Kid Rock is stepping in* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes Today, 7:49:04
- Maybe they should just set up a karaoke machine on the main stage* - DT Today, 7:37:32
  - 90 straight minutes of YMCA seems appropriate* - John Coctostan Today, 7:50:13
  - Tariffs on those things are insane* - memyselfandillini Today, 7:42:11
- Its just going to be Lara Trump at this point* - LeatherneckIllini Today, 7:29:25
  - Kash's girlfriend probably has availability* - ghost_of_clt Today, 9:36:27
  - With her hit "Looking for U"* - illini222 Today, 7:52:45
Oh no...the Freedom 250 loses another act - KingTalkyTiki Today, 0:12:34
Martina McBride just pulled out - ATL Yesterday, 20:32:19
- Bibi and Ahmadinejad to sing a rousing version of My Country ‘Tis of Thou to Trump* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 23:40:55
- This one's for the girl!* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 22:02:39
- Who’s left?* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 21:14:10
- Danny McBride would never pull out* - timmer Yesterday, 20:35:58
Commodore also out.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 18:20:32
- Finding bands that are willing to do this isn’t Easy* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 20:59:21
- They’ve now lost their headliner too (Martina McBride)* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:29:18
- 64 or 128?* - timmer Yesterday, 18:39:46
  - Vic 20* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 19:47:41
More bombing. LOL* - Stu Yesterday, 15:04:43
Argentina has a long history of harboring Nazis, so I guess this makes sense - ATL Yesterday, 14:19:41
- Hopefully Elon is next. The next administration better be out for blood.* - Toonces Yesterday, 20:54:13
Milli Vanilli out! - ATL Yesterday, 13:43:38
- I love that as soon as Trump puts his name on it,... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:31:05
  - You blame it on Trump? - ATL Yesterday, 20:02:26
    - Blame in on the reign* - Sounder Today, 10:59:07
  - Yep. How toxic is Trump when acts that normally play bar mitzvahs now… - DT Yesterday, 18:38:19
  - Girl, you know it’s true* - Sounder Yesterday, 18:23:33
    - A* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 18:32:37
  - Its failure is almost by design - RVA Yesterday, 17:36:27
More naked corruption - VIV Yesterday, 12:35:29
- yeah...but how much for the big guy?* - Nobster Yesterday, 14:48:24
  - TWSS?* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 14:53:24
- big T's been pumping Dell up for awhile now, and guess what? - assassin Yesterday, 12:38:25
FIFA and the various host cities must love Markwayne - threatening to pull CBP from blue airports - ATL Yesterday, 9:54:49
- Harris Faulkner believes it will be a boon for red cities! - assassin Yesterday, 12:34:50
  - oOo - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 16:34:24
  - Yes. Both red cities are going to make out like bandits! * - doubledown Yesterday, 13:13:33
    - Yes, all those red cities that have airports that are equipped to handle international flights* - shua Yesterday, 14:08:05
- Shhhh....let the junior college graduate cook. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:33:20
- You have to be a truly crazy person to come to this WC from another country.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 10:35:30
  - Depends on the country. Am I white?* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:54:19
    - I dunno, what kind of white foreigner are you? *adjusts red glasses* * - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 11:04:59
      - *mows Warren down with an SUV* * - Sammich Yesterday, 11:14:37
      - I think Swedes will be fine - Sounder Yesterday, 11:08:03
        
        Oranje, Germany, Belgium, Norway, France all sufficiently Aryan.... - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:36:18
        
        pretty sure Belgium and France are no longer acceptable - Sammich Yesterday, 11:38:28
        
        South Africa will get a WH visit even if (when) they're out in the group stage* - Sammich Yesterday, 11:15:16
        
        How about Southern Italians? * - haighter Yesterday, 11:14:42
        
        It's cute you think Italy actually made the World Cup* - Sounder Yesterday, 11:17:54
        
        I thought we were just talking about acceptable whites... - haighter Yesterday, 11:23:48
        
        what about - VIV Yesterday, 12:51:18
        
        ooo - Sammich Yesterday, 11:16:20
- This from a guy where the only international flights… - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 10:31:14
Literally, quite literally a cult… - LeatherneckIllini Yesterday, 8:01:30
- What are we doing, man? - Sounder Yesterday, 11:02:03
  - One day at a time. * - haighter Yesterday, 11:06:52
    - This is life; the one you get - Sammich Yesterday, 11:16:54
      - Fortunately, once it’s over there’s nothing. * - doubledown Yesterday, 12:07:22
        
        As soon as you're born you start dying.. - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 12:34:14
      - This is it.* - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 11:29:31
- you know he pulled someone from the treasury into a meeting and said, "i want to be on money"* - VIV Yesterday, 10:09:05
- Won't be ready on time and will actually be a $1000 bill. * - doubledown Yesterday, 8:11:30
  - We’ll need the Trump bill to pay for gas by the time he’s done with things.* - DT Yesterday, 9:30:24
- why did they give him bed head? - Sammich Yesterday, 8:05:10
  - Looks like a bad mash-up of his presidential portrait and the Jackson $20 - DT Yesterday, 9:28:50
    - It makes him look like Boris Johnson* - ATL Yesterday, 9:47:09
Trump's personal attorney opens revenge investigation into the woman Trump sexually assaulted. - doubledown Yesterday, 6:37:32
Hey we are bombing Iran again - Stu May 27, 2026, 20:34:55
- Bomb-bomb-bomb bomb-bomb Iran* - illini21 Yesterday, 7:14:53
Cold-blooded stuff here - take their scholarship and bash then in your acceptance speech. - OB25 May 27, 2026, 19:37:44
- That is pretty fantastic* - UofIL6 May 27, 2026, 23:09:50
So Trump threatened to blow up Oman today - Stu May 27, 2026, 18:39:00
- It would be a shame if one of these countries assassinated him* - Sounder May 27, 2026, 18:45:27
  - He looks worse than most nursing home residents - Stu May 27, 2026, 19:20:14
    - Oh, for sure, he looks awful - Sounder May 27, 2026, 19:30:54
Board of Peace has no money - ATL May 27, 2026, 17:30:12
Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok... - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 14:47:59
- Usually it's Dow causing the cancer. * - VIV May 27, 2026, 15:29:19
  - Acknowledged. * - Tuscy May 27, 2026, 17:19:28
- Or vice versa.* - SurfTheBoneyard May 27, 2026, 15:26:03
- Hey me too! And they can't find where it metastasized to! But I'm happy because NVIDIA* - Stu May 27, 2026, 14:57:53
  - Damn good luck * - MC May 27, 2026, 16:45:51
  - Dude! - TarheelIllini May 27, 2026, 15:47:53
- LOL* - KCWildcat May 27, 2026, 14:50:22
Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past? - Carl Spackler May 27, 2026, 13:26:25
- slightly better than mopium. “prepare for the nut punch”* - memyselfandillini May 27, 2026, 18:33:42
- 42% Talarico* - Stu May 27, 2026, 17:56:28
- After the "Harris is leading in Iowa" thing in '24, I will never trust a poll. - tvillini May 27, 2026, 15:33:07
- makes no difference - Sammich May 27, 2026, 15:13:54
- I know it feels like fool's gold, - Sounder May 27, 2026, 14:51:11
  - this is still texas, right?* - VIV May 27, 2026, 15:06:56
    - Cruz only beat Beto 50.9% to 48.3% in 2018 - Sounder May 27, 2026, 15:12:21
      - Yeah, results should be interesting. The economy was good and gas was cheap in 2018. - Warrin'_Illini May 27, 2026, 15:36:37
        
        Historicaly, Presidents take too much credit - Sounder May 27, 2026, 15:39:40
      - Beto was supposed to be the golden boy and Ted Cruz is as unlikeable as Ted Cruz - VIV May 27, 2026, 15:24:19
        
        Paxton was impeached by his own party* - Sounder May 27, 2026, 15:37:45
        
        Beto wore a dress.* - complainant Yesterday, 0:38:57
- I don't trust Texans. - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 14:14:52
- Upgraded from impossible to improbable. * - assassin May 27, 2026, 13:58:06
- i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas* - VIV May 27, 2026, 13:38:24
  - Same. Although it really does seem like many Texas Republicans don't like Paxton. - Warrin'_Illini May 27, 2026, 14:43:26
    - My brother-in-law is a Christian Republican who is all-in on Talarico. - JacobRDaugherty May 27, 2026, 15:15:07
      - I'm a raging atheist, so take my thoughts with a grain of salt - Sounder May 27, 2026, 15:20:30
        
        People forget/underestimate the effect of Jimmy Carter's evangelical Christianity on the '76 race. - complainant Yesterday, 0:18:59
    - I don't see Republicans voting for Talarico, but I do see them choosing to stay home* - Sounder May 27, 2026, 14:51:59
  - *Lucy smirks and beckons to the football** - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 14:17:13
Sounds like Sleepy Joe might have bribed Todd Blanche - ATL May 27, 2026, 12:24:28
Maybe the only good thing about the Trump era is that American Christianity keeps making it obvious - reggiedunlop May 27, 2026, 11:23:39
An All-Star lineup - larue33 May 27, 2026, 10:11:13
- Young MC: I'm out! - KingTalkyTiki Yesterday, 1:06:08
  - Morris Day as well, Freedom Williams uncertain - Tortillini Yesterday, 9:08:20
    - low-key impressive that he could name three historical leaders* - Sammich Yesterday, 9:44:06
- So nobody who has cracked the top - memyselfandillini May 27, 2026, 18:38:23
- Morris Day and the Time are not performing, contrary to rumor - assassin May 27, 2026, 17:18:42
- You know it’s a big act when they have to specify their one song when listing them. - OB25 May 27, 2026, 12:43:53
- Well they are billing it as a state fair… - SurfTheBoneyard May 27, 2026, 10:47:43
  - lol state fairs have better acts than this* - ECEIllinois May 27, 2026, 12:36:52
  - Befitting the nation equivalent of a state fair act - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 11:08:06
  - which is also friggin dumb - Sammich May 27, 2026, 10:56:03
    - Imagine what this lineup would be with a non-toxic President in charge* - Sounder May 27, 2026, 15:23:28
- Perfect, just perfect.* - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 10:31:55
  - Can’t wait for the next time Pearl Jam is at Wrigley!* - memester May 27, 2026, 11:31:25
    - oOo - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 14:30:50
  - were kid rock and the nuge busy?* - VIV May 27, 2026, 10:44:34
    - Note the 4th isn't covered, they are the headliners* - Sounder May 27, 2026, 15:19:17
- that is a sad lineup* - VIV May 27, 2026, 10:31:34
- Would be funny if Vanilla Ice didn’t play Ice Ice Baby in his set - DT May 27, 2026, 10:21:27
- "pop duo Milli Vanilli" - Sammich May 27, 2026, 10:18:28
  - Yeah, Vanilli's been dead damn near 30 years. - complainant May 27, 2026, 12:48:07
Looks like the antisemitic republican running in the democratic primary in Texas lost - ATL May 27, 2026, 6:45:01
- But the antisemitic, racist candidate for Railroad Commissioner won the Republican primary, - larue33 May 27, 2026, 7:13:05
Al Greene goes down. One of the olds I wanted to win.* - Toonces May 26, 2026, 20:35:49
- How can you mend a broken electorate?* - Sounder May 27, 2026, 6:55:20
Paxton gonna blow out Cornyn in Texas* - Carl Spackler May 26, 2026, 19:58:03
- Nobody does dumb quite like Texas. * - doubledown May 27, 2026, 7:29:25
  - *Florida enters the chat. * - KingTalkyTiki May 27, 2026, 14:31:27
- What a cuck - RVA May 26, 2026, 20:41:12
  - Three months ago this spineless cuck told Paxton it’d be hard to run for Senate from prison - assassin May 26, 2026, 21:19:45
- I kind of love the name Talafrico. Glad he beat asshat Crockett.* - Toonces May 26, 2026, 20:26:18
  - he's a VEGAN!!!!!!!* - VIV May 27, 2026, 10:29:28
    - AND TRANSGENDERED.* - Warrin'_Illini May 27, 2026, 12:46:22
Trump publicly admits to studying the penises of children - ATL May 26, 2026, 18:58:08
- To be fair to Trump, RFKJ told him he could choose between hearing about circumcision or - doubledown May 26, 2026, 19:02:56
Israeli citizen arrested a second time for illegal biolabs and weapons seems the kinda person - assassin May 26, 2026, 15:20:16
SC Senate rejects gerrymandering proposal - ATL May 26, 2026, 13:16:14
- At this point it feels obvious that 2026 and 2028 will be coup attempts* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 13:29:23
  - Will never cease to be amazing to me that how many of my fellow white men... - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 14:05:37
    - dotz - Sounder May 26, 2026, 14:50:43
    - you don't know enough white men* - torinese May 26, 2026, 14:42:18
      - Nit: I think he chooses to not spend his time with white men who are huge pieces of shit* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 15:06:04
        
        Hell yeah, brother.* - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 15:18:21
      - Oh, I'm sure women and minorities are not surprised at all. - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 14:46:21
        
        It never ceases to amaze me how particularly shitty Trump always is to female persons of color - Sounder May 26, 2026, 14:51:25
        
        why should he have to now? it's not getting him canceled* - torinese May 26, 2026, 14:55:06
        
        I mean, in a better world, a basic level of human decency is required to be President* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 14:57:28
        
        NIT: In a better country. - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 15:04:50
    - Read these two tweets, they are on point and kind of depressing - Sounder May 26, 2026, 14:12:37
      - Please don't make me go to Twitter.* - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 14:21:50
        
        Here is a copy and paste - Sounder May 26, 2026, 14:30:43
        
        Thanks.* - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 15:07:17
  - He has virtually no support. And many of his proclaimed supporters would be thrilled to dump him.* - Stu May 26, 2026, 13:42:41
    - We shall see. Fool me twice.* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 13:48:38
Tastes like chicken. - complainant May 26, 2026, 10:01:11
- He clearly got bitten multiple times* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 11:20:39
  - Just pour some raw milk on it. * - doubledown May 26, 2026, 12:08:05
- This guy surviving to adulthood just proves that evolution no longer works on humans. * - doubledown May 26, 2026, 10:07:37
- is getting bitten by snakes part of MAHA?* - VIV May 26, 2026, 10:04:28
  - It's a cure for Ebola. Which reminds me ... - complainant May 26, 2026, 10:17:21
    - I don't subscribe to Forbes. Are we cooked, chat? - VIV May 26, 2026, 10:20:54
      - Make Congo Great Again truthers are burning down treatment centers.* - complainant May 26, 2026, 10:27:54
      - does Ebola still kill too quickly to effectively spread itself? - Sammich May 26, 2026, 10:26:02
        
        It depends on whether your relatives steal your infectious corpse from the CDC isolation tent. - complainant May 26, 2026, 10:29:58
This is so embarrassing. - doubledown May 26, 2026, 8:43:51
- The only way I would watch: - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 14:47:06
- I honestly thought this was a joke/trial balloon when it was first reported - TarheelIllini May 26, 2026, 14:34:32
- I've been wrong a lot. but this seems like something that will turn a lot of people off no? - John Coctostan May 26, 2026, 13:27:43
  - I'm legit not sure that the unwashed masses are even paying attention anymore - Sounder May 26, 2026, 13:36:19
  - possibly, but it might also get some people back into the fold* - Sammich May 26, 2026, 13:33:56
    - Honest question, how popular is MMA, I have absolutely no idea - Sounder May 26, 2026, 13:37:20
      - more popular than boxing, less popular than WWE* - Sammich May 26, 2026, 14:23:34
        
        How does to compare to NASCAR?* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 14:36:30
        
        Pretty sure NASCAR has plummeted in popularity. * - haighter May 26, 2026, 18:31:34
- oOo - KingTalkyTiki May 26, 2026, 11:27:20
- Thankfully this won’t encourage additional violence that aids his case for a ballroom….* - PapaDels May 26, 2026, 10:46:33
  - oh, we'll keep getting "attempts" as long as support is low for the ballroom - VIV May 27, 2026, 15:28:43
- Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 9:54:21
  - Honestly kind of fitting. This is even being helmed by non-political person Dana White so - Warrin'_Illini May 26, 2026, 10:30:05
    - it is refreshing that they chose to keep politics out of this White House spectacle* - Sammich May 26, 2026, 10:35:16
- Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday* - Sounder May 26, 2026, 9:54:20
- Is this for the MMA thing?* - Warrin'_Illini May 26, 2026, 8:51:23
  - Or they’re turning it into a Six Flags. * - doubledown May 26, 2026, 9:07:14
    - I’ll pass on the Trump themed waterpark ride.* - DT May 26, 2026, 9:31:10
      - grab a tube and hop in the Yellow River* - Sammich May 26, 2026, 10:06:45
      - Definitely avoid that. You just keep sliding forever. - doubledown May 26, 2026, 9:59:52
    - Maybe they're making a mini-version of "The Machine" from Contact. - Warrin'_Illini May 26, 2026, 9:12:50
      - I'm sure nothing bad will happen if Trump travels through time and space - ijustkrushalot May 26, 2026, 9:16:25
        
        LOL.* - Warrin'_Illini May 26, 2026, 9:22:21
      - they should have sent a BJJ master* - Sammich May 26, 2026, 9:13:26
When you've lost Newsmax - ATL May 26, 2026, 8:36:11
- Quiet, Pigott* - VIV May 26, 2026, 9:20:07
  - It's unfortunate that he's so porcine in aspect. - complainant May 26, 2026, 9:46:28
- only Trump could hold all the cards and still fail to show a Strait flush* - Sammich May 26, 2026, 9:07:39
Oil down 5% on the headline of a proposed deal, even if it doesn't seem imminent* - UofIL6 May 25, 2026, 22:11:02
- Its really amazing how they’ve manipulated the market and the market keeps falling for it - Mrap24 May 25, 2026, 22:54:24
Hey we just attacked Iran again - Stu May 25, 2026, 20:17:04
- They must have sold stock first* - KCWildcat May 25, 2026, 20:59:26
- Reset the “excursion” clock! I wonder what we’ll call this one. * - VIV May 25, 2026, 20:57:53
- Another alpha move destined to get results * - assassin May 25, 2026, 20:30:41
Here's something - Stu May 25, 2026, 14:27:36
- They’ll still vote against their interests - TarheelIllini May 25, 2026, 15:05:59
  - Well as long as transsexuals can't play in women's sports..." - Stu May 25, 2026, 15:47:49
    - six genders* - Sounder May 25, 2026, 16:13:34
      - Cis-gingers* - WhitmansFolly May 25, 2026, 16:58:26
  - Maybe. But I also noted there was virtually no Trump stuff at the race yesterday. - tvillini May 25, 2026, 15:11:02

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