Political thread for week of May 25th
Posted by TarheelIllini
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This Q&A really sums up the financial mindset of this admin.
Posted by OB25
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They're Nazis and the handwringing about calling them Nazis is silly
Posted by RVA
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Currently reading:
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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the old nazi card. nice.*
Posted by Ari Gold
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Hey Ari, didn't call you a Nazi. Don't think you're a Nazi.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki I meant you don't....and the trains aren't even running on time, but hey at least the Dow is over 50K. Right? As for the subjugating minorities? Well, you know better than me about your feelings on that. I'll let your body of work speak for itself.
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Bill Maher said it great
Posted by TarheelIllini
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As much as I dislike that smug prick, even a blind squirrel....*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Jon Ossoff speaking truth
Posted by ATL
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Milli Vanilli…
Posted by shua
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OOO
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Hahahaha!*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Lol*
Posted by DT
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I endorse this line of messaging from the republicans
Posted by ATL
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History’s most profligate spendthrifts will continue to pick the pockets of poor people
Posted by doubledown
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"If we keep taking care of the olds and helping to lift up the poors...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Vanilla Ice staying in as long as the check cashes
Posted by RVA
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I appreciate his honesty*
Posted by gvibes
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The fact that it’s a legitimate contingency is the story *
Posted by ATL
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Trump says he might just turn the event into a rally instead with him giving a speech*
Posted by OB25
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As was always intended, they didn't actually want a concert
Posted by RVA But now his political rally has an extra dose of grievance.
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So two hours of Trump bloviating and Vanilla Ice playing his one hit...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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and then ‘Oops I Did It Again, Storm the Capitol 2’*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Electric Boogaloo*
Posted by Sounder
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That would be great. I hope he does. *
Posted by ATL
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This week on OVW Championship Wrestling
Posted by Stu
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El Grande Americano vs Original El Grande Americano in AAA is a great bit *
Posted by illiniranger
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Maybe they were booing because he was a fake. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Freedom 250 has its first replacement act...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Tom Crean has said he will not take their offer*
Posted by PapaDels
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Somebody wandered too close to Gus Gorman’s supercomputer. But I respect the
Posted by doubledown
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Trump endorses Pam Evette (not Nancy Mace) for SC gov*
Posted by UofIL6
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Man those Epstein files must be damning*
Posted by Sounder
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Not that there's anything wrong with it, but Trump's got to be at least a little bi, right?
Posted by ECEIllinois President Trump describes NY Giants QB Jaxson Dart as a “male model,” a “handsome guy,” and a “beautiful guy,” and adds that Dart told him, “I love you, sir.” pic.twitter.com/9BmSGUzRzg
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This is from Roy Cohn (Trump's longtime mentor) wiki page
Posted by Sounder
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I am getting more convinced that they are covering up the Epstein files because
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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a live boy or a dead girl*
Posted by Sounder
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Trump preparing to destroy scientific research in this country.
Posted by larue33
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Please forward this to every university person you know
Posted by memyselfandillini
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China now invests more money in research and the trump response is to cut it by 40%*
Posted by CoronaTheirAss
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Trump disincentivizes EVs just at the point where US and other
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Contest was going to build a plant in NC and create 7,000 jobs
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Vinfast , not what I wrote
Posted by TarheelIllini
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NC is suing the wrong people. *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Yeah but people are mean to conservatives sometimes *
Posted by ATL
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But, on the other hand, you can now gamify the whole thing
Posted by RVA
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I have a feeling Trump has no idea any of this is happening. I’m almost sure of that.
Posted by MC
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Certain muppets absolutely have weiners, insists Alabama congressman
Posted by RVA
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Nothing weird about an obsession with genitals of underage muppets*
Posted by shua
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Don't get me started on the problematic nature of a pig dating a frog*
Posted by Sounder
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That’s basically how we got Covid. *
Posted by doubledown
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Now do Catholic libs and abortion!!!!!*
Posted by ATL
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He looks like the kind of guy who downloads a period tracking app and becomes furious that
Posted by doubledown
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G
Posted by ATL
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I miss gig*
Posted by timmer
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judges rule a pause on the J6 slush fund, and the removal of his name from the Kennedy Center
Posted by assassin
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Get him name taken off the building immediately*
Posted by Mrap24
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Trump going all in on his Big Meaty Men Slappin' Meat fever dream
Posted by Jersey
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surely they won't be required to be in uniform
Posted by Sammich
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Surely you jest
Posted by Jersey
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Someone will probably give him shit over this valiant attempt to curb gov't spending.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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won't this prove that they can do stuff on the lawn and don't need a ballroom?*
Posted by shua
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They're going to stage some kind of a false flag incident
Posted by Sounder
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obviously. what's your guess?
Posted by Nobster
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That sounds about right*
Posted by Sounder
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sadly his gun goes off and kills at least one person in in the military/first responder cohort
Posted by Nobster
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Watching these conservative Christians tie themselves in knots to get to supporting Paxton is great.
Posted by Carl Spackler
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now do catholic libs and abortion. and i guess we'll see how great of a candidate talarico
Posted by Ari Gold
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"now explain why liberal catholics don't use their religion as a cudgel"
Posted by assassin
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Now do conservative Christians and Matthew 25:35-45. *
Posted by VIV
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Quoting David Bentley Hart,
Posted by larue33
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Spoiler alert*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Have you considered asking Pope Leo?*
Posted by ATL
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which republican candidate will be the first to post an ai rendering of trump fucking their own wife
Posted by RVA
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It’s why Ari supports them. No substance. Only stonk. Two of a kind. *
Posted by assassin
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Your fear is delicious.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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looks like you can make some good money charlie brown!
Posted by Ari Gold
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I've already said I don't trust fucking Texans, Peppermint Patty
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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So Erickson's point is that the Christian pastor is a threat to Christians?*
Posted by ATL
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the only thing American conservative Christians love more than ignoring Christ
Posted by Sammich
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This sums it up pretty well
Posted by Sounder A Democrat running for office must provide detailed plans on how to fix every issue while a Republican running for office just need to come up with a nickname for their opponent.
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I wish they would just say they want lower taxes or some other actual political reason.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I actually respect those Republicans more
Posted by Sounder
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It would appear that at the very least Talarico absolutely terrifies them*
Posted by Sounder
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Uh oh. It’s finally coming. Gaspocalyose…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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for clarity, this is more like 6 weeks, not 2-3 weeks. but it's really bad.
Posted by VIV
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So what's the actual non-economic catastrophic collapse solution at this point?
Posted by uofi1998
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AI takes everyone’s jobs so no-one has to commute and gas demand plummets.*
Posted by DT
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give Trump a third term, probably*
Posted by ATL
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In that case, better pick up the pace on the Führerbunker*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Wouldn’t it be great if he had the same ending as Adolf?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Thanks Obama!*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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I just fill up anytime I see gas under 6 bucks a gallon...which luckily there's a place...
Posted by haighter
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Also, people don’t realize how much stuff is oil derivatives. Timelines even longer on those*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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There are so many conflicting reports on what’s going on with oil prices
Posted by snipes824
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China still has pretty high inventory and they haven't been drawing it down.
Posted by VIV
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Good thing i preordered the Ferrari EV*
Posted by Sounder
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Jesus that thing is ugly. I knew Jonny Ive had lost the plot years ago but he really
Posted by ATL
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“Take the prancing horse off”
Posted by nash
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I think it's a fine looking Lucid.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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It’s a damn fine looking Nissan…
Posted by DocWalk20
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tis a fine Nissan, but sure tis no Ferrari, English*
Posted by Sammich
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d’oheth!*
Posted by Herman Blume
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ouch!*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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It looks like a matchbox car*
Posted by Sounder
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Ive needed Jobs. *
Posted by doubledown
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so have I!*
Posted by Sammich
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Will he be able to resist capping gas prices? Can't wait for the Trump gas lines. *
Posted by doubledown
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and I don't think we're in territory to have lines at the pumps just yet
Posted by VIV
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That authority no longer exists. I’m actually kind of SME on that stuff….
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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current national average is $4.39. i think we cross $5 by the 4th of July and maybe $6 by 8/1*
Posted by VIV
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Yeesh. Happy to have two hybrids*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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Not sure if I've ever mentioned I have an old Prius*
Posted by Stu
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you’re supposed to see a doctor if that thing lasts more than 4 hours *
Posted by memyselfandillini
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But we are getting a ballroom, an arch, and blue reflecting pool
Posted by Sounder
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and iran has the world's economy by the balls*
Posted by VIV
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And we have the worst “deal maker” in the history of the world leading the charge*
Posted by Mrap24
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mr global is a good follow on energy, oil, etc. on the book*
Posted by lcubed
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Bret Michels: Out
Posted by ATL
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LOL *Shines emergency Kid Rock-signal**
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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This gives me something to believe in*
Posted by Sounder
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Well, thank goodness Bret Michaels is still in*
Posted by Stu
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This one I was curious about because I’d think there’s a lot of crossover between MAGA and
Posted by biclops “When this opportunity was originally presented to my team, it was described as a celebration of our country through music and a chance to honor our veterans, active military, first responders, teachers and hardworking Americans from all walks of life,”
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getting to the point where DOJ is gonna get involved*
Posted by Sammich
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not familiar with them. what genre of music do they do?*
Posted by lcubed
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I'm sure any moment we'll get an announcment that Kid Rock is stepping in*
Posted by ISeeDeadHawkeyes
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Maybe they should just set up a karaoke machine on the main stage*
Posted by DT
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90 straight minutes of YMCA seems appropriate*
Posted by John Coctostan
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Tariffs on those things are insane*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Its just going to be Lara Trump at this point*
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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Kash's girlfriend probably has availability*
Posted by ghost_of_clt
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With her hit "Looking for U"*
Posted by illini222
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Oh no...the Freedom 250 loses another act
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Martina McBride just pulled out
Posted by ATL
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Bibi and Ahmadinejad to sing a rousing version of My Country ‘Tis of Thou to Trump*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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This one's for the girl!*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Who’s left?*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Danny McBride would never pull out*
Posted by timmer
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Commodore also out.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Finding bands that are willing to do this isn’t Easy*
Posted by Herman Blume
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They’ve now lost their headliner too (Martina McBride)*
Posted by OB25
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64 or 128?*
Posted by timmer
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Vic 20*
Posted by DocWalk20
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More bombing. LOL*
Posted by Stu
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Argentina has a long history of harboring Nazis, so I guess this makes sense
Posted by ATL
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Hopefully Elon is next. The next administration better be out for blood.*
Posted by Toonces
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Milli Vanilli out!
Posted by ATL
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I love that as soon as Trump puts his name on it,...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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You blame it on Trump?
Posted by ATL
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Blame in on the reign*
Posted by Sounder
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Yep. How toxic is Trump when acts that normally play bar mitzvahs now…
Posted by DT
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Girl, you know it’s true*
Posted by Sounder
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A*
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Its failure is almost by design
Posted by RVA
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More naked corruption
Posted by VIV
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yeah...but how much for the big guy?*
Posted by Nobster
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TWSS?*
Posted by DocWalk20
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big T's been pumping Dell up for awhile now, and guess what?
Posted by assassin
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FIFA and the various host cities must love Markwayne - threatening to pull CBP from blue airports
Posted by ATL
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Harris Faulkner believes it will be a boon for red cities!
Posted by assassin
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oOo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Yes. Both red cities are going to make out like bandits! *
Posted by doubledown
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Yes, all those red cities that have airports that are equipped to handle international flights*
Posted by shua
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Shhhh....let the junior college graduate cook.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki *Unless that task is on a really high shelf.
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You have to be a truly crazy person to come to this WC from another country.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Depends on the country. Am I white?*
Posted by Sounder
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I dunno, what kind of white foreigner are you? *adjusts red glasses* *
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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*mows Warren down with an SUV* *
Posted by Sammich
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I think Swedes will be fine
Posted by Sounder
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Oranje, Germany, Belgium, Norway, France all sufficiently Aryan....
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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pretty sure Belgium and France are no longer acceptable
Posted by Sammich
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South Africa will get a WH visit even if (when) they're out in the group stage*
Posted by Sammich
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How about Southern Italians? *
Posted by haighter
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It's cute you think Italy actually made the World Cup*
Posted by Sounder
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I thought we were just talking about acceptable whites...
Posted by haighter
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what about
Posted by VIV
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ooo
Posted by Sammich
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This from a guy where the only international flights…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Literally, quite literally a cult…
Posted by LeatherneckIllini
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What are we doing, man?
Posted by Sounder
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One day at a time. *
Posted by haighter
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This is life; the one you get
Posted by Sammich
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Fortunately, once it’s over there’s nothing. *
Posted by doubledown
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As soon as you're born you start dying..
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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This is it.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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you know he pulled someone from the treasury into a meeting and said, "i want to be on money"*
Posted by VIV
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Won't be ready on time and will actually be a $1000 bill. *
Posted by doubledown
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We’ll need the Trump bill to pay for gas by the time he’s done with things.*
Posted by DT
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why did they give him bed head?
Posted by Sammich
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Looks like a bad mash-up of his presidential portrait and the Jackson $20
Posted by DT
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It makes him look like Boris Johnson*
Posted by ATL
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Trump's personal attorney opens revenge investigation into the woman Trump sexually assaulted.
Posted by doubledown
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Hey we are bombing Iran again
Posted by Stu
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Bomb-bomb-bomb bomb-bomb Iran*
Posted by illini21
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Cold-blooded stuff here - take their scholarship and bash then in your acceptance speech.
Posted by OB25
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That is pretty fantastic*
Posted by UofIL6
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So Trump threatened to blow up Oman today
Posted by Stu
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It would be a shame if one of these countries assassinated him*
Posted by Sounder
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He looks worse than most nursing home residents
Posted by Stu
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Oh, for sure, he looks awful
Posted by Sounder
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Board of Peace has no money
Posted by ATL
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Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Usually it's Dow causing the cancer. *
Posted by VIV
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Acknowledged. *
Posted by Tuscy
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Or vice versa.*
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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Hey me too! And they can't find where it metastasized to! But I'm happy because NVIDIA*
Posted by Stu
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Damn good luck *
Posted by MC
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Dude!
Posted by TarheelIllini
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LOL*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?
Posted by Carl Spackler
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slightly better than mopium. “prepare for the nut punch”*
Posted by memyselfandillini
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42% Talarico*
Posted by Stu
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After the "Harris is leading in Iowa" thing in '24, I will never trust a poll.
Posted by tvillini
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makes no difference
Posted by Sammich
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I know it feels like fool's gold,
Posted by Sounder
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this is still texas, right?*
Posted by VIV
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Cruz only beat Beto 50.9% to 48.3% in 2018
Posted by Sounder
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Yeah, results should be interesting. The economy was good and gas was cheap in 2018.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Historicaly, Presidents take too much credit
Posted by Sounder
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Beto was supposed to be the golden boy and Ted Cruz is as unlikeable as Ted Cruz
Posted by VIV So, again, I'll believe it when I see it.
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Paxton was impeached by his own party*
Posted by Sounder
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Beto wore a dress.*
Posted by complainant
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I don't trust Texans.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Upgraded from impossible to improbable. *
Posted by assassin
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i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas*
Posted by VIV
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Same. Although it really does seem like many Texas Republicans don't like Paxton.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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My brother-in-law is a Christian Republican who is all-in on Talarico.
Posted by JacobRDaugherty
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I'm a raging atheist, so take my thoughts with a grain of salt
Posted by Sounder
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People forget/underestimate the effect of Jimmy Carter's evangelical Christianity on the '76 race.
Posted by complainant
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I don't see Republicans voting for Talarico, but I do see them choosing to stay home*
Posted by Sounder
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*Lucy smirks and beckons to the football**
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Sounds like Sleepy Joe might have bribed Todd Blanche
Posted by ATL
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Maybe the only good thing about the Trump era is that American Christianity keeps making it obvious
Posted by reggiedunlop
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An All-Star lineup
Posted by larue33
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Young MC: I'm out!
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Morris Day as well, Freedom Williams uncertain
Posted by Tortillini
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low-key impressive that he could name three historical leaders*
Posted by Sammich
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So nobody who has cracked the top
Posted by memyselfandillini
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Morris Day and the Time are not performing, contrary to rumor
Posted by assassin
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You know it’s a big act when they have to specify their one song when listing them.
Posted by OB25
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Well they are billing it as a state fair…
Posted by SurfTheBoneyard “Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie
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lol state fairs have better acts than this*
Posted by ECEIllinois
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Befitting the nation equivalent of a state fair act
Posted by KingTalkyTiki Now they just continue to play their hits in the hopes that their audience can reminisce back to a earlier time when they were still popular and influential, when deep down everyone knows they're just futilely milking the last bit out of a dying act. Eat Arby's.
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which is also friggin dumb
Posted by Sammich
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Imagine what this lineup would be with a non-toxic President in charge*
Posted by Sounder
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Perfect, just perfect.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Can’t wait for the next time Pearl Jam is at Wrigley!*
Posted by memester
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oOo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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were kid rock and the nuge busy?*
Posted by VIV
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Note the 4th isn't covered, they are the headliners*
Posted by Sounder
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that is a sad lineup*
Posted by VIV
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Would be funny if Vanilla Ice didn’t play Ice Ice Baby in his set
Posted by DT
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"pop duo Milli Vanilli"
Posted by Sammich
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Yeah, Vanilli's been dead damn near 30 years.
Posted by complainant
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Looks like the antisemitic republican running in the democratic primary in Texas lost
Posted by ATL
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But the antisemitic, racist candidate for Railroad Commissioner won the Republican primary,
Posted by larue33
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Al Greene goes down. One of the olds I wanted to win.*
Posted by Toonces
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How can you mend a broken electorate?*
Posted by Sounder
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Paxton gonna blow out Cornyn in Texas*
Posted by Carl Spackler
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Nobody does dumb quite like Texas. *
Posted by doubledown
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*Florida enters the chat. *
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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What a cuck
Posted by RVA
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Three months ago this spineless cuck told Paxton it’d be hard to run for Senate from prison
Posted by assassin
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I kind of love the name Talafrico. Glad he beat asshat Crockett.*
Posted by Toonces
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he's a VEGAN!!!!!!!*
Posted by VIV
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AND TRANSGENDERED.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Trump publicly admits to studying the penises of children
Posted by ATL
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To be fair to Trump, RFKJ told him he could choose between hearing about circumcision or
Posted by doubledown
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Israeli citizen arrested a second time for illegal biolabs and weapons seems the kinda person
Posted by assassin
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SC Senate rejects gerrymandering proposal
Posted by ATL
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At this point it feels obvious that 2026 and 2028 will be coup attempts*
Posted by Sounder
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Will never cease to be amazing to me that how many of my fellow white men...
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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dotz
Posted by Sounder
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you don't know enough white men*
Posted by torinese
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Nit: I think he chooses to not spend his time with white men who are huge pieces of shit*
Posted by Sounder
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Hell yeah, brother.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Oh, I'm sure women and minorities are not surprised at all.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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It never ceases to amaze me how particularly shitty Trump always is to female persons of color
Posted by Sounder
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why should he have to now? it's not getting him canceled*
Posted by torinese
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I mean, in a better world, a basic level of human decency is required to be President*
Posted by Sounder
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NIT: In a better country.
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Read these two tweets, they are on point and kind of depressing
Posted by Sounder
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Please don't make me go to Twitter.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Here is a copy and paste
Posted by Sounder
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Thanks.*
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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He has virtually no support. And many of his proclaimed supporters would be thrilled to dump him.*
Posted by Stu
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We shall see. Fool me twice.*
Posted by Sounder
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Tastes like chicken.
Posted by complainant RFK Jr just caught dinner. pic.twitter.com/xZ8nmKrtPK
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He clearly got bitten multiple times*
Posted by Sounder
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Just pour some raw milk on it. *
Posted by doubledown
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This guy surviving to adulthood just proves that evolution no longer works on humans. *
Posted by doubledown
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is getting bitten by snakes part of MAHA?*
Posted by VIV
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It's a cure for Ebola. Which reminds me ...
Posted by complainant
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I don't subscribe to Forbes. Are we cooked, chat?
Posted by VIV
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Make Congo Great Again truthers are burning down treatment centers.*
Posted by complainant
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does Ebola still kill too quickly to effectively spread itself?
Posted by Sammich
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It depends on whether your relatives steal your infectious corpse from the CDC isolation tent.
Posted by complainant
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This is so embarrassing.
Posted by doubledown
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The only way I would watch:
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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I honestly thought this was a joke/trial balloon when it was first reported
Posted by TarheelIllini
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I've been wrong a lot. but this seems like something that will turn a lot of people off no?
Posted by John Coctostan
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I'm legit not sure that the unwashed masses are even paying attention anymore
Posted by Sounder
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possibly, but it might also get some people back into the fold*
Posted by Sammich
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Honest question, how popular is MMA, I have absolutely no idea
Posted by Sounder
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more popular than boxing, less popular than WWE*
Posted by Sammich
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How does to compare to NASCAR?*
Posted by Sounder
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Pretty sure NASCAR has plummeted in popularity. *
Posted by haighter
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oOo
Posted by KingTalkyTiki
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Thankfully this won’t encourage additional violence that aids his case for a ballroom….*
Posted by PapaDels
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oh, we'll keep getting "attempts" as long as support is low for the ballroom
Posted by VIV
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Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday*
Posted by Sounder
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Honestly kind of fitting. This is even being helmed by non-political person Dana White so
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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it is refreshing that they chose to keep politics out of this White House spectacle*
Posted by Sammich
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Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday*
Posted by Sounder
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Is this for the MMA thing?*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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Or they’re turning it into a Six Flags. *
Posted by doubledown
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I’ll pass on the Trump themed waterpark ride.*
Posted by DT
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grab a tube and hop in the Yellow River*
Posted by Sammich
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Definitely avoid that. You just keep sliding forever.
Posted by doubledown
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Maybe they're making a mini-version of "The Machine" from Contact.
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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I'm sure nothing bad will happen if Trump travels through time and space
Posted by ijustkrushalot
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LOL.*
Posted by Warrin'_Illini
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they should have sent a BJJ master*
Posted by Sammich
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When you've lost Newsmax
Posted by ATL
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Quiet, Pigott*
Posted by VIV
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It's unfortunate that he's so porcine in aspect.
Posted by complainant
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only Trump could hold all the cards and still fail to show a Strait flush*
Posted by Sammich
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Oil down 5% on the headline of a proposed deal, even if it doesn't seem imminent*
Posted by UofIL6
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Its really amazing how they’ve manipulated the market and the market keeps falling for it
Posted by Mrap24
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Hey we just attacked Iran again
Posted by Stu
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They must have sold stock first*
Posted by KCWildcat
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Reset the “excursion” clock! I wonder what we’ll call this one. *
Posted by VIV
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Another alpha move destined to get results *
Posted by assassin
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Here's something
Posted by Stu
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They’ll still vote against their interests
Posted by TarheelIllini
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Well as long as transsexuals can't play in women's sports..."
Posted by Stu
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six genders*
Posted by Sounder
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Cis-gingers*
Posted by WhitmansFolly
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Maybe. But I also noted there was virtually no Trump stuff at the race yesterday.
Posted by tvillini
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