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Political thread for week of May 25th

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 13:49:39

Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Recrudescence

Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok...

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:47:59, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

...the Dow is over 50K

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Usually it's Dow causing the cancer. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:29:19, in reply to "Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok..."

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...the Dow is over 50K

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Or vice versa.*

Posted by SurfTheBoneyard <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=SurfTheBoneyard' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:26:03, in reply to "Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok..."

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...the Dow is over 50K

Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

Hey me too! And they can't find where it metastasized to! But I'm happy because NVIDIA*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:57:53, in reply to "Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok..."

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...the Dow is over 50K

Chicken Little poster child

LOL*

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:50:22, in reply to "Pam Bondi has thyroid cancer, but it's ok..."

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...the Dow is over 50K

Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 13:26:25, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

After the "Harris is leading in Iowa" thing in '24, I will never trust a poll.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:33:07, in reply to "Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?"

makes no difference

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:13:54, in reply to "Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?"

elections will not save us

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

I know it feels like fool's gold,

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:51:11, in reply to "Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?"

but Talarico is a great candidate running aginst a total piece of shit. We shall see.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

this is still texas, right?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:06:56, in reply to "I know it feels like fool's gold, "

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but Talarico is a great candidate running aginst a total piece of shit. We shall see.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Cruz only beat Beto 50.9% to 48.3% in 2018

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:12:21, in reply to "this is still texas, right?*"

the electorate looks way worse for Trump than it did then. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but it's not like it isn't close and definitely is possible.

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but Talarico is a great candidate running aginst a total piece of shit. We shall see.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Beto was supposed to be the golden boy and Ted Cruz is as unlikeable as Ted Cruz

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:24:19, in reply to "Cruz only beat Beto 50.9% to 48.3% in 2018"

And it was a midterm where Trump got walloped.

So, again, I'll believe it when I see it.

It's still Texas.

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the electorate looks way worse for Trump than it did then. I'm not saying it's gonna happen, but it's not like it isn't close and definitely is possible.

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but Talarico is a great candidate running aginst a total piece of shit. We shall see.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

I don't trust Texans.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:14:52, in reply to "Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?"

...at least the ones that still live in Texas. I have good Texan friends that live in Chicago.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Upgraded from impossible to improbable. *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 13:58:06, in reply to "Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?"

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 13:38:24, in reply to "Your biannual dose of Texas Democratic hopium. This hopium feels a bit stronger than recent past?"

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Same. Although it really does seem like many Texas Republicans don't like Paxton.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on May 27, 2026, 14:43:26, in reply to "i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas*"

Cornyn had his "we can do better" comment about Trump, but I don't think he is nearly as divisive.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

My brother-in-law is a Christian Republican who is all-in on Talarico.

Posted by JacobRDaugherty <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=JacobRDaugherty' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:15:07, in reply to "Same. Although it really does seem like many Texas Republicans don't like Paxton."

Would have voted for Cornyn over Crockett but is all in on Talarico's version of Christianity. He really dislikes Paxton. My sister in law is a Democrat and voting blue no matter what.

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Cornyn had his "we can do better" comment about Trump, but I don't think he is nearly as divisive.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

I'm a raging atheist, so take my thoughts with a grain of salt

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:20:30, in reply to "My brother-in-law is a Christian Republican who is all-in on Talarico. "

but man I find Talarico's attempts to bring Christianity back to a sane political place to be refreshing.

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Would have voted for Cornyn over Crockett but is all in on Talarico's version of Christianity. He really dislikes Paxton. My sister in law is a Democrat and voting blue no matter what.

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Cornyn had his "we can do better" comment about Trump, but I don't think he is nearly as divisive.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

I don't see Republicans voting for Talarico, but I do see them choosing to stay home*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:51:59, in reply to "Same. Although it really does seem like many Texas Republicans don't like Paxton."

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Cornyn had his "we can do better" comment about Trump, but I don't think he is nearly as divisive.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

*Lucy smirks and beckons to the football**

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:17:13, in reply to "i'll believe it when i see it. it's still texas*"

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https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/upshot/paxton-talarico-texas-polling.html

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Sounds like Sleepy Joe might have bribed Todd Blanche

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 12:24:28, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

How else could you explain this?

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Maybe the only good thing about the Trump era is that American Christianity keeps making it obvious

Posted by reggiedunlop <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=reggiedunlop' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 11:23:39, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

how much they have sacrificed every moral, principle, and ethical value at his altar

No better example than Paxton winning last night, they don't even have a Democrat to use as a boogeyman

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An All-Star lineup

Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:11:13, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

An eclectic mix of entertainers is poised to join a massive bash on the National Mall marking America’s 250th birthday, which is being billed as a “once-in-a-generation celebration.”
Country music star Martina McBride, rappers Flo Rida and Vanilla Ice, “Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now)” singers C+C Music Factory and rocker Bret Michaels are among the artists slated to perform at the Great American State Fair, organizers announced Wednesday.

Other performers include “Brick House” funk band the Commodores, rapper Young MC, pop duo Milli Vanilli and R&B group Morris Day and the Time, with additional artists to be announced.

The Hill

You know it’s a big act when they have to specify their one song when listing them.

Posted by OB25 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=OB25' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 12:43:53, in reply to "An All-Star lineup"

Shades of “All Pro linebacker Brian Orakpo” from the GEICO commercials.

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When something is happening, young people like to say it’s “lit.”

Well they are billing it as a state fair…

And that’s where you might normally find these acts.

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Sky Marshal of the Luftwaffle

“Surf is just a national treasure.” — Jackie

lol state fairs have better acts than this*

Posted by ECEIllinois <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ECEIllinois' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 12:36:52, in reply to "Well they are billing it as a state fair…"

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And that’s where you might normally find these acts.

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Befitting the nation equivalent of a state fair act

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 11:08:06, in reply to "Well they are billing it as a state fair…"

Hugely popular and successful between 20 and 60 years ago, and since then have pretty much fallen off.

Now they just continue to play their hits in the hopes that their audience can reminisce back to a earlier time when they were still popular and influential, when deep down everyone knows they're just futilely milking the last bit out of a dying act.

Eat Arby's.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

which is also friggin dumb

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:56:03, in reply to "Well they are billing it as a state fair…"

we've got 50 of those already

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Imagine what this lineup would be with a non-toxic President in charge*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:23:28, in reply to "which is also friggin dumb"

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we've got 50 of those already

Perfect, just perfect.*

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Can’t wait for the next time Pearl Jam is at Wrigley!*

Posted by memester <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=memester' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 11:31:25, in reply to "Perfect, just perfect.*"

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oOo

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:30:50, in reply to "Can’t wait for the next time Pearl Jam is at Wrigley!*"

Looking forward to your next biannual post.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

were kid rock and the nuge busy?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:44:34, in reply to "Perfect, just perfect.*"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Note the 4th isn't covered, they are the headliners*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:19:17, in reply to "were kid rock and the nuge busy?*"

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that is a sad lineup*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:31:34, in reply to "An All-Star lineup"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Would be funny if Vanilla Ice didn’t play Ice Ice Baby in his set

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:21:27, in reply to "An All-Star lineup"

This is Vanilla Ice mark 2, jazz odyssey.

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"pop duo Milli Vanilli"

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:18:28, in reply to "An All-Star lineup"

we know that one won't be the original lineup

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Yeah, Vanilli's been dead damn near 30 years.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 12:48:07, in reply to ""pop duo Milli Vanilli""

Maybe it's the people who sang?

Looks like the antisemitic republican running in the democratic primary in Texas lost

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 6:45:01, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

So that’s good.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/us/politics/texas-democratic-primary-garcia-galindo.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

But the antisemitic, racist candidate for Railroad Commissioner won the Republican primary,

Posted by larue33 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=larue33' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 7:13:05, in reply to "Looks like the antisemitic republican running in the democratic primary in Texas lost"

which is in no way surprising.

Texas Tribune

Al Greene goes down. One of the olds I wanted to win.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 20:35:49, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

I’m ugly.

How can you mend a broken electorate?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 6:55:20, in reply to "Al Greene goes down. One of the olds I wanted to win.*"

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Happy Memorial Day

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Paxton gonna blow out Cornyn in Texas*

Posted by Carl Spackler <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Carl+Spackler' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 19:58:03, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

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Nobody does dumb quite like Texas. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 7:29:25, in reply to "Paxton gonna blow out Cornyn in Texas*"

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*Florida enters the chat. *

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 14:31:27, in reply to "Nobody does dumb quite like Texas. *"

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

What a cuck

Posted by RVA <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=RVA' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 20:41:12, in reply to "Paxton gonna blow out Cornyn in Texas*"

Three months ago this spineless cuck told Paxton it’d be hard to run for Senate from prison

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 21:19:45, in reply to "What a cuck"

now he’s on his knees licking his boots

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

I kind of love the name Talafrico. Glad he beat asshat Crockett.*

Posted by Toonces <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Toonces' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 20:26:18, in reply to "Paxton gonna blow out Cornyn in Texas*"

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Happy Memorial Day

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I’m ugly.

he's a VEGAN!!!!!!!*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 10:29:28, in reply to "I kind of love the name Talafrico. Glad he beat asshat Crockett.*"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

AND TRANSGENDERED.*

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You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Trump publicly admits to studying the penises of children

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 18:58:08, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mmrpcse3k72b

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

To be fair to Trump, RFKJ told him he could choose between hearing about circumcision or

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 19:02:56, in reply to "Trump publicly admits to studying the penises of children "

the sperm counts of teenage boys.

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Israeli citizen arrested a second time for illegal biolabs and weapons seems the kinda person

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 15:20:16, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

we should be proudly deporting.

https://www.ktnv.com/news/crime/federal-charges-for-property-manager-connected-to-las-vegas-illegal-biolab-dropped#google_vignette

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Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

SC Senate rejects gerrymandering proposal

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:16:14, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2026-election/south-carolinas-redistricting-effort-fails-state-senate-gop-opposition-rcna346962

The failed vote was a surprise rejection of President Donald Trump, who had urged lawmakers to pass a redrawn map that eliminated the state’s single majority-Black district, represented by longtime Democratic Rep. James Clyburn.

The South Carolina House approved the map last week in hopes of putting it into place for this year’s midterm elections. As part of the effort, lawmakers also sought to set another primary election for the affected districts in August. But after early voting began on Tuesday for the previously scheduled June primary, some Republicans changed their tune, arguing it was too late to enact new district lines.

“Neither my conscience nor my common sense will allow me to stop an election that is already underway,” said Republican state Sen. Richard Cash, a Republican who changed his vote due to timing.

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

At this point it feels obvious that 2026 and 2028 will be coup attempts*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:29:23, in reply to "SC Senate rejects gerrymandering proposal"

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Will never cease to be amazing to me that how many of my fellow white men...

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:05:37, in reply to "At this point it feels obvious that 2026 and 2028 will be coup attempts*"

...were all about paying lip service to representative democracy, just so long as it included the unspoken covenant that it was only under the condition that they were always in charge. The moment the specter of shared power appeared, they are now all too willing to abandon the entire experiment.

The next revolution is gonna be a trip. Just hope I'm still around for it....

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

dotz

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:50:43, in reply to "Will never cease to be amazing to me that how many of my fellow white men..."

“If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he'll empty his pockets for you.”
― Lyndon B. Johnson

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you don't know enough white men*

Posted by torinese <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=torinese' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:42:18, in reply to "Will never cease to be amazing to me that how many of my fellow white men..."

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Nit: I think he chooses to not spend his time with white men who are huge pieces of shit*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 15:06:04, in reply to "you don't know enough white men*"

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Hell yeah, brother.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 15:18:21, in reply to "Nit: I think he chooses to not spend his time with white men who are huge pieces of shit*"

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Oh, I'm sure women and minorities are not surprised at all.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:46:21, in reply to "you don't know enough white men*"

100% they should choose the bear.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

It never ceases to amaze me how particularly shitty Trump always is to female persons of color

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:51:25, in reply to "Oh, I'm sure women and minorities are not surprised at all."

It's like he can't even hide his racism.

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100% they should choose the bear.

why should he have to now? it's not getting him canceled*

Posted by torinese <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=torinese' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:55:06, in reply to "It never ceases to amaze me how particularly shitty Trump always is to female persons of color"

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It's like he can't even hide his racism.

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100% they should choose the bear.

I mean, in a better world, a basic level of human decency is required to be President*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:57:28, in reply to "why should he have to now? it's not getting him canceled*"

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It's like he can't even hide his racism.

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100% they should choose the bear.

NIT: In a better country.

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 15:04:50, in reply to "I mean, in a better world, a basic level of human decency is required to be President*"

There are plenty of good countries that wouldn't tolerate it.

This is not one of them.

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Read these two tweets, they are on point and kind of depressing

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:12:37, in reply to "Will never cease to be amazing to me that how many of my fellow white men..."

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...we all about paying lip service to representative democracy, just so long as it included the unspoken covenant that it was only under the condition that they were always in charge.

The next revolution is gonna be a trip.

Please don't make me go to Twitter.*

Posted by KingTalkyTiki <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KingTalkyTiki' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:21:50, in reply to "Read these two tweets, they are on point and kind of depressing"

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Here is a copy and paste

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:30:43, in reply to "Please don't make me go to Twitter.*"

It's one of the things that surprises and disappoints me most.
No serious adult can look at Trump and come away thinking he's a serious person or anyone fit for the presidency.
It has nothing to do with ideology, as if he even had a governing philosophy, and everything to do with character, knowledge and temperament.
What should be obvious to everyone is that Trump is a made up figure that he cultivated into a brand and sold to a gullible media and public. He inherited money that he squandered and was kept afloat by foreign money so that he could continue with the charade.
Donald Trump is a myth.
Most of the world beyond our borders can see it with clarity, and they rightfully wonder just what the hell is wrong with Americans as here in this country there exists a willful blindness to the very harsh reality of the nobody Donald Trump actually is.
He's good at one thing though, and that's fooling modern day Americans lacking emotional intelligence that he's something that he is not.
He is REALLY good at that.

One of the downstream consequences of pretending that Trump was ever fit to be president is that the GOP is training its voters to want unserious performers and conspiracy theorists (as Trump was/is) to play a serious role in American politics and that should scare us all.

These quick thoughts by Michael Jochum on the disturbing reason Trump gets as much support as he does is a must-read 👇

I used to wonder how it was possible that Trump could have won in 2016, and then again in 2024, given how emotionally toxic and depraved he is.

I don’t wonder anymore. I think he won for that exact reason. Because he carried at least one broken shard to reflect the broken shards in millions of others.

If you’re a racist, you found your guy. If you’re a misogynist, you found your guy. If money is your only religion, you found your guy. If your heart is armored shut, you found your guy. If you mock the disabled, you found your guy. If intelligence makes you insecure, you found your guy. If you’re a sexual predator, you found your guy. If you trade in humiliation and conspiracy and filth, you found your guy.

If you’ve never done a single hour of emotional inventory, you found your guy. If you cheat, stiff contractors, bankrupt your obligations, and call it savvy, you found your guy. If you lie as easily as you breathe, you found your guy. If cruelty feels like strength, you found your guy. If white grievance is your comfort food, you found your guy. If your ego is a black hole no title can fill, you found your guy. If warmongering fuels your ego, you found your guy, If empathy feels like weakness and dominance feels like oxygen, you found your guy.

If he’d only carried one or two of these pathologies, he might have been dismissed as just another loud, damaged man. But he carried a buffet of them. That was the appeal. Millions could locate themselves somewhere in the wreckage. They didn’t have to agree with all of it. They just had to recognize a piece of themselves in it.

It was never really about him. It was about the validation. The absolution. The permission. He didn’t invent the resentment; he amplified it. He didn’t create the cruelty; he normalized it. He gave millions the intoxicating relief of hearing their ugliest impulses echoed back at rally volume.

Trump is a symptom. The deeper illness is collective. If there’s one sentence that defines his power, it’s this: “He says the things I’m thinking.”

And that’s the part that should chill us.

Because what does it say about us that so many were thinking those things? That tens of millions of Americans harbored resentments so deep, so seething, that they were simply waiting for a demagogue to baptize them as virtue? That after decades of supposed progress on race, gender, and equality, so many white men felt so threatened, so displaced, so furious, that cruelty became a political platform?

Maybe we were living in a fool’s paradise, mistaking silence for healing, politeness for progress.

Now the mask is off. Now we know.

And knowing is a far more dangerous place to stand.

– Michael Jochum, Not Just a Drummer: Reflections on Art, Politics, Dogs, and the Human Condition.

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Thanks.*

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

He has virtually no support. And many of his proclaimed supporters would be thrilled to dump him.*

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:42:41, in reply to "At this point it feels obvious that 2026 and 2028 will be coup attempts*"

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Chicken Little poster child

We shall see. Fool me twice.*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:48:38, in reply to "He has virtually no support. And many of his proclaimed supporters would be thrilled to dump him.*"

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Tastes like chicken.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:01:11, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

RFK Jr just caught dinner. pic.twitter.com/xZ8nmKrtPK
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2026

He clearly got bitten multiple times*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 11:20:39, in reply to "Tastes like chicken."

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RFK Jr just caught dinner. pic.twitter.com/xZ8nmKrtPK — Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2026 .

Just pour some raw milk on it. *

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 12:08:05, in reply to "He clearly got bitten multiple times*"

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RFK Jr just caught dinner. pic.twitter.com/xZ8nmKrtPK — Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2026 .

This guy surviving to adulthood just proves that evolution no longer works on humans. *

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RFK Jr just caught dinner. pic.twitter.com/xZ8nmKrtPK — Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2026 .

is getting bitten by snakes part of MAHA?*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:04:28, in reply to "Tastes like chicken."

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RFK Jr just caught dinner. pic.twitter.com/xZ8nmKrtPK — Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) May 26, 2026 .

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

It's a cure for Ebola. Which reminds me ...

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:17:21, in reply to "is getting bitten by snakes part of MAHA?*"

We're all going to die.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/maryroeloffs/2026/05/25/african-health-officials-on-ebola-this-is-too-much-live-updates/

I don't subscribe to Forbes. Are we cooked, chat?

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:20:54, in reply to "It's a cure for Ebola. Which reminds me ..."

Is it better or worse than the Hantavirus that was going to kill us all 2 weeks ago?

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Make Congo Great Again truthers are burning down treatment centers.*

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:27:54, in reply to "I don't subscribe to Forbes. Are we cooked, chat?"

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Is it better or worse than the Hantavirus that was going to kill us all 2 weeks ago?

does Ebola still kill too quickly to effectively spread itself?

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:26:02, in reply to "I don't subscribe to Forbes. Are we cooked, chat?"

I remember that being the silver lining when I read The Hot Zone.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

It depends on whether your relatives steal your infectious corpse from the CDC isolation tent.

Posted by complainant <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=complainant' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:29:58, in reply to "does Ebola still kill too quickly to effectively spread itself?"

If so, you can give it to the whole village.

This is so embarrassing.

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 8:43:51, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

What an absolutely trash person.

The only way I would watch:

Kick his ass, Satan!

"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

I honestly thought this was a joke/trial balloon when it was first reported

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:34:32, in reply to "This is so embarrassing. "

It actually happening shocks and doesn’t shock me

Recrudescence

I've been wrong a lot. but this seems like something that will turn a lot of people off no?

Posted by John Coctostan <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=John+Coctostan' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:27:43, in reply to "This is so embarrassing. "

like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

I'm legit not sure that the unwashed masses are even paying attention anymore

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:36:19, in reply to "I've been wrong a lot. but this seems like something that will turn a lot of people off no?"

What I do know is they are definitely paying attention to how much it costs to fill their gas tanks, and it's always the economy, stupid.

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like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

possibly, but it might also get some people back into the fold*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:33:56, in reply to "I've been wrong a lot. but this seems like something that will turn a lot of people off no?"

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like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Honest question, how popular is MMA, I have absolutely no idea

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 13:37:20, in reply to "possibly, but it might also get some people back into the fold*"

it's not something that I pay a minute of attention to.

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like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

more popular than boxing, less popular than WWE*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:23:34, in reply to "Honest question, how popular is MMA, I have absolutely no idea"

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it's not something that I pay a minute of attention to.

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like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

How does to compare to NASCAR?*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 14:36:30, in reply to "more popular than boxing, less popular than WWE*"

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it's not something that I pay a minute of attention to.

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like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

Pretty sure NASCAR has plummeted in popularity. *

Posted by haighter <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=haighter' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 18:31:34, in reply to "How does to compare to NASCAR?*"

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it's not something that I pay a minute of attention to.

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like fights on the yard of our national landmark seems bad?

oOo

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"You must own the honor of being the whitest, military vet, fat, multiple state property owner but most of all the one who hates their own country the most in our country."

Thankfully this won’t encourage additional violence that aids his case for a ballroom….*

Posted by PapaDels <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=PapaDels' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:46:33, in reply to "This is so embarrassing. "

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What an absolutely trash person.

I have schweppervessence and wessonality.
Too sweet to be sour, too nice to be mean.

oh, we'll keep getting "attempts" as long as support is low for the ballroom

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 27, 2026, 15:28:43, in reply to "Thankfully this won’t encourage additional violence that aids his case for a ballroom….*"

and they'll have dozens of right wing influencers on twitter all parroting the same line calling out for the ballroom within 15 minutes of it happening again.

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What an absolutely trash person.

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:54:21, in reply to "This is so embarrassing. "

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What an absolutely trash person.

Honestly kind of fitting. This is even being helmed by non-political person Dana White so

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on May 26, 2026, 10:30:05, in reply to "Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday*"

everyone should be able to breathe a sigh of relief.

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What an absolutely trash person.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

it is refreshing that they chose to keep politics out of this White House spectacle*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:35:16, in reply to "Honestly kind of fitting. This is even being helmed by non-political person Dana White so "

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everyone should be able to breathe a sigh of relief.

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What an absolutely trash person.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Human cock fighting on the white house lawn on rhe president’s birthday*

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What an absolutely trash person.

Is this for the MMA thing?*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on May 26, 2026, 8:51:23, in reply to "This is so embarrassing. "

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What an absolutely trash person.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

Or they’re turning it into a Six Flags. *

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What an absolutely trash person.

I’ll pass on the Trump themed waterpark ride.*

Posted by DT <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=DT' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:31:10, in reply to "Or they’re turning it into a Six Flags. *"

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What an absolutely trash person.

grab a tube and hop in the Yellow River*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 10:06:45, in reply to "I’ll pass on the Trump themed waterpark ride.*"

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What an absolutely trash person.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Definitely avoid that. You just keep sliding forever.

Posted by doubledown <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=doubledown' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:59:52, in reply to "I’ll pass on the Trump themed waterpark ride.*"

Because there is no bottom.

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What an absolutely trash person.

Maybe they're making a mini-version of "The Machine" from Contact.

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on May 26, 2026, 9:12:50, in reply to "Or they’re turning it into a Six Flags. *"

It's possible.

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What an absolutely trash person.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

I'm sure nothing bad will happen if Trump travels through time and space

Posted by ijustkrushalot <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ijustkrushalot' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:16:25, in reply to "Maybe they're making a mini-version of "The Machine" from Contact."

to see an alien taking the form of his father.

LOL.*

Posted by Warrin'_Illini $<iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Warrin\'_Illini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'>$ on May 26, 2026, 9:22:21, in reply to "I'm sure nothing bad will happen if Trump travels through time and space"

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to see an alien taking the form of his father.

You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win.

they should have sent a BJJ master*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:13:26, in reply to "Maybe they're making a mini-version of "The Machine" from Contact."

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It's possible.

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What an absolutely trash person.

I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

When you've lost Newsmax

Posted by ATL <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=ATL' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 8:36:11, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

NEWSMAX: Why continue the farce of calling it a ceasefire? Let's just say we've still got this conflict going

STATE DEPT SPOX TOMMY PIGOTT: President Trump holds all the cards

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mmr44xb7g72d

“We are old and tired and just want to be taken care of.” - Republican voter, Dec. 2024.

Quiet, Pigott*

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:20:07, in reply to "When you've lost Newsmax"

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"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

It's unfortunate that he's so porcine in aspect.

But only for him. The rest of us can enjoy laughing about it.

only Trump could hold all the cards and still fail to show a Strait flush*

Posted by Sammich <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sammich' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 26, 2026, 9:07:39, in reply to "When you've lost Newsmax"

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I want to break it up
I want to smash it up
I want to #### it up
I want to watch it come down

Oil down 5% on the headline of a proposed deal, even if it doesn't seem imminent*

Posted by UofIL6 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=UofIL6' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 22:11:02, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Its really amazing how they’ve manipulated the market and the market keeps falling for it

Posted by Mrap24 <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Mrap24' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 22:54:24, in reply to "Oil down 5% on the headline of a proposed deal, even if it doesn't seem imminent*"

We just attacked them again, a deal isn’t imminent, but yet…..

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Hey we just attacked Iran again

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 20:17:04, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

Peace breaking out all over

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Chicken Little poster child

They must have sold stock first*

Posted by KCWildcat <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=KCWildcat' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 20:59:26, in reply to "Hey we just attacked Iran again"

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Peace breaking out all over

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Reset the “excursion” clock! I wonder what we’ll call this one. *

Posted by VIV <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=VIV' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 20:57:53, in reply to "Hey we just attacked Iran again"

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Peace breaking out all over

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

"the alchemy of the tartar sauce and cheese with the fish combined with the buttery steamed bun is so good." - Sounder re: a Filet O Fish

Another alpha move destined to get results *

Posted by assassin <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=assassin' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 20:30:41, in reply to "Hey we just attacked Iran again"

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Peace breaking out all over

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Happy Memorial Day

Is he dead yet?

Brandon Schrock of Laredo, Texas, told the federal government that his employer was “poop,” and his occupation was “pooper.”

Here's something

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 14:27:36, in reply to "Political thread for week of May 25th"

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-approval-rating-rural-americans-

Chicken Little poster child

They’ll still vote against their interests

Posted by TarheelIllini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=TarheelIllini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 15:05:59, in reply to "Here's something"

When will they ever learn?

Recrudescence

Well as long as transsexuals can't play in women's sports..."

Posted by Stu <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Stu' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 15:47:49, in reply to "They’ll still vote against their interests "

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When will they ever learn?

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six genders*

Posted by Sounder <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=Sounder' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 16:13:34, in reply to "Well as long as transsexuals can't play in women's sports...""

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When will they ever learn?

Cis-gingers*

Posted by WhitmansFolly <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=WhitmansFolly' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 16:58:26, in reply to "six genders*"

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When will they ever learn?

Maybe. But I also noted there was virtually no Trump stuff at the race yesterday.

Posted by tvillini <iframe src='https://mb.boardhost.com/TheDeuce/info/user=tvillini' width='330' height='300' border=0 style='border:none;'> on May 25, 2026, 15:11:02, in reply to "They’ll still vote against their interests "

No hats, no shirts, no flags.

For sure there was a ton of MAGA there. But shockingly they were self aware enough to be embarrassed. And I got a lot of “I like your shirt” from my leopards eating faces party shirt.

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