If you were present for the birth of the baby Jesus and one of the wise men gave you $1M
Edited by VIV on June 23, 2026, 10:17:49
(how he knew what the currency would be for a country yet to exist is something to take on faith, but I digress.) anyway, he also imbued you with eternal life and told you that he would give you $1M every single day for eternity as long as you didn't invest that money and you agreed. so, the wise man returned every day to give you $1M. through the dark ages, through medieval times, through the renaissance, the discovery of the americas, the eventual founding of the country you had this mysterious currency for, the invention of paper money, all the way up until today- $1M every single day as long as you simply stored it away. you wouldn't be worth 3/4 of what elon musk is now.
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- If you were present for the birth of the baby Jesus and one of the wise men gave you $1M - VIV June 23, 2026, 10:12:34
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