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I don’t want these people to get fat. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips*
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Posted by bbonb
on October 30, 2023, 16:07:01, in reply to "
do you not have an office?*
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Someone very close to me bought waaaaay too much candy and where we live is not exactly a target-rich environment for kids looking to maximize their sugar harvest. I know we will have bags and bags leftover.
Homeless shelter?
Message Thread:
What are good ideas for disposing of leftover Halloween candy?
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bbonb
October 30, 2023, 14:34:49
Garbage can*
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MtHoodIllini
October 30, 2023, 20:00:50
Mail to Russian Army. Make them fatter, slower, bigger targets*
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Stu
October 30, 2023, 16:16:03
Freeze what you can and trickle out during the year - yum*
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Potomac
October 30, 2023, 16:12:41
do you not have an office?*
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assassin
October 30, 2023, 15:35:38
I don’t want these people to get fat. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips*
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bbonb
October 30, 2023, 16:07:01
Put them in the recycling bin, don't throw them away.
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ghost_of_clt
October 30, 2023, 15:22:30
Eat it all. Duh.*
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MojoJojo
October 30, 2023, 15:18:15
Candy smoothies*
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GMAW
October 30, 2023, 15:15:20
Try to find and give it to any of the kids with parents (like mine) who don't allow their kids to
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Wotcher
October 30, 2023, 14:56:22
GET IN MAH BELLAH!*
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ATL
October 30, 2023, 14:40:18
Rent a white panel van so the sunlight won't melt the candy. Give away at playground*
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longsnapper
October 30, 2023, 14:36:52
and yet, we have no problem letting our kids chase a white van with a middle-aged driver blaring
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bbonb
October 30, 2023, 14:48:39
Go find the closest elementary school and offer it up to kids leaving the premises. *
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haighter
October 30, 2023, 14:35:55
make sure you emphasize there are NO razor blades in them*
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torinese
October 30, 2023, 16:19:20
Donate it to a teacher and let them pass it out to the kids. *
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harb
October 30, 2023, 14:48:25
tell me more about this teacher*
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bbonb
October 30, 2023, 14:49:21
Preferably a hott blond one. *
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harb
October 30, 2023, 15:15:20
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