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bears seem deader than a door nail. what a bunch of losers.*
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Posted by Ari Gold
on November 9, 2023, 19:53:44, in reply to "
Bears in orange gamethread*
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Bears in orange gamethread*
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timmer
November 9, 2023, 19:18:48
Tommy D….
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LeatherneckIllini
November 11, 2023, 7:36:30
Cool story. Good for him. *
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harb
November 11, 2023, 9:24:12
Looking forward to starting Dallas D in fantasy*
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shua
November 11, 2023, 8:50:45
The QB School - Tyson Bagent Week 10 Analysis
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Orangeillini
November 10, 2023, 22:24:18
I was interested in what he said on week 9, but he put it behind a paywall.
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Carl Spackler
November 11, 2023, 6:07:12
it was almost all negative, which is not surprising, as Bagent did worse than previous games*
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Orangeillini
November 11, 2023, 8:47:45
I assume you’re talking about Panthers game? Not a lot to get excited about with Bagent in that one.
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Carl Spackler
November 11, 2023, 9:11:26
yes Panthers game. it was ugly, and the tape confirmed it.*
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Orangeillini
November 11, 2023, 9:22:44
(I am not on his Patreon and did not see the week earlier video)*
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Orangeillini
November 11, 2023, 9:23:11
Yeah I wanted an accuracy vs arm strength opinion on the picks.
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Carl Spackler
November 11, 2023, 9:40:49
He gets paid millions of dollars to do this…
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OB25
November 10, 2023, 16:18:11
Panthers upcoming games:
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 12:18:52
NFL.com did projected win totals on 11/1
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 12:43:46
the giants are clearly the issue.*
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Ari Gold
November 10, 2023, 12:38:29
Yeah they’re a problem*
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Carl Spackler
November 10, 2023, 18:07:39
Touchdown Tommy Devito is going to help us out. Come on Tommy!!!!*
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LovetheChief
November 10, 2023, 18:01:47
I feel much better about the bears getting the #1 overall pick now.
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 11:06:02
Their #1 pick QB appears to have arm talent on par with an undrafted FA
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OrangeSox
November 10, 2023, 12:43:45
he looked scared shitless out there
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 12:48:35
that whole operation is a mess.*
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Ari Gold
November 11, 2023, 5:26:09
Man I feel bad if that's what your dogs' breakfasts look like.. *
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1 NEW
November 10, 2023, 11:14:45
QBs combined for 347 yards on 71 attempts for a sub 5.0 ypa*
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gvibes
November 10, 2023, 10:33:21
it was an ugly game*
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 10:34:33
drink every time he says "right?"
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 9:51:41
nothing motivating about the guy who is supposed to motivate.*
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Ari Gold
November 11, 2023, 5:27:52
Bears don’t collapse against Denver they’re 4-6 right now
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CubsWonWorldSeries
November 10, 2023, 8:21:31
it’s all about carolina’s pick at this point.*
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Ari Gold
November 10, 2023, 8:53:33
Their own will still be top 5
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bjl63
November 10, 2023, 9:15:08
Eh? The Vikings and Packers are certainly winnable.*
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Carl Spackler
November 10, 2023, 9:58:18
Vikings defense is making strides and that is a tough road game. I’m with you on GB *
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MC
November 10, 2023, 10:12:32
No, they're not winning either of those on the road
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bjl63
November 10, 2023, 10:02:45
I mean the Chiefs lost to the Broncos, results aren’t linear.
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Carl Spackler
November 10, 2023, 10:50:06
top 2, maybe 3 is where all the interest is going to be.*
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Ari Gold
November 10, 2023, 9:33:56
Just get us Marvin Jr and I don't care about the rest*
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bjl63
November 10, 2023, 9:52:35
That's where I am at. If the Panthers get us pick 2. Just take Marvin Jr. Don't get cute with it*
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JacobRDaugherty
November 10, 2023, 9:59:19
Unless Fields shows massive strides in these games, I’d be shocked if that’s not a Drake Maye pick
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OB25
November 10, 2023, 10:57:19
they'd just take some gadget kick returner from Bumfuck A&I*
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Sammich
November 10, 2023, 11:15:49
I'm really hoping the end up at 2 and 3
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bjl63
November 10, 2023, 11:02:45
I think the Bears will win too many games to stay top 3. 5 or 6 feels more likely*
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OB25
November 10, 2023, 11:05:51
How is this possible
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Mrap24
November 10, 2023, 7:07:09
The Flus was confused the other day about whether Fields was doubtful or out; nobody could make
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osklister
November 10, 2023, 9:07:53
he's out, but he's listed as doubtful, but we're going to check pregame, but it's 51% that he's out*
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 10:42:32
what kind of an idiot do you have to be
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Sammich
November 10, 2023, 11:17:16
same question i had about beckmeat *
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 12:13:00
and i don’t believe anybody even followed up with him about that?*
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Ari Gold
November 10, 2023, 8:56:01
ooo
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IlliniSax05
November 10, 2023, 8:21:20
How long is the play clock in the NFL? I'd think you leave them about 40-50 seconds
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Taz
November 10, 2023, 8:12:33
Play + play clock + punt is a bit more than 50 seconds
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 8:18:36
Yes that is an issue obviously. My point is, going for it there is like going for
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Taz
November 10, 2023, 8:42:25
The problem is
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Mrap24
November 10, 2023, 9:54:57
yep. he's the head coach and didn't realize that his opponent was out of timeouts.*
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 10:58:42
he didn't seem to understand that it was a risk. *
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VIV
November 10, 2023, 9:46:30
This. It’s more then head coaching is seemingly not aware of what’s going on in the game*
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Mrap24
November 10, 2023, 8:32:19
40 seconds. 35 seconds left sounds about right if they'd run it.*
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Orangeillini
November 10, 2023, 8:17:38
(taking into account time spent on the running play and the punt)*
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Orangeillini
November 10, 2023, 8:18:20
Eberflus looks kind of like Dick Sargent.*
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Tortillini
November 9, 2023, 23:08:30
lolly. it would be cool if they yorked him.
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Nobster
November 10, 2023, 6:00:06
sorry. that would be a reverse yorking. i forgot which dick came first.*
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Nobster
November 10, 2023, 6:02:20
Reverse Dicking*
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Tortillini
November 10, 2023, 7:10:59
Obligatory "Two Dicks, wow!!!" reference.
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osklister
November 10, 2023, 9:03:53
It’s really Marc Trestman all over again
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 23:07:31
Apologize to Marc. He won some games *
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FidelGoodell
November 10, 2023, 0:13:33
Marc took over a team that had gone 10-6
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QcIlliniFan
November 10, 2023, 11:54:04
Kyler Gordon was something else tonight*
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AintHatin
November 9, 2023, 22:28:45
Guy was everywhere. Even Brisker and Sweat flashes a few times.*
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Warrin'_Illini
November 10, 2023, 8:31:45
Stupid ass bears fans yelling “KELCE! KELCE!”
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:24:28
Again, Bears ball at their own 9 with 1:12 to go 1H and they got a FG out of it.
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 22:17:23
Agree, though the 15 yard personal foul on the 1st play likely changed things*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 22:19:23
Every QB should want Herbstreit calling all their games
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 22:17:15
Boy, those are two shit teams with two shit coaches. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:11:59
same tree, imagine that!*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:15:40
Yep. *
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harb
November 9, 2023, 22:12:33
impressive trick throwing it on 3rd down there*
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 22:11:55
Take my money. Figured it would happen as soon as I bet against them. *
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harb
November 9, 2023, 22:11:01
flus is so happy with himself.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:09:32
Smacked down the worst team by THREE whole points!*
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Illini Guy
November 9, 2023, 22:11:36
Which means next week is a double digit loss. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:12:35
correct. great spot for fields.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:16:08
DAT BAGNET GUY IS 2-2. HES A WINNER*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:09:20
why were they throwing there?*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:08:35
Because we have Tyson Brady. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:08:57
The timeout with the stopped clock. Kicking a 59 yarder with a guy that doesn’t have that leg.
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:07:44
fireable.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:09:00
Boy you’d think Carolina had their pick the way they’ve played this 4th quarter*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 22:06:46
I would say Frank Reich is tanking but he doesn’t have a 1st round pick*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 22:06:33
13 seconds!*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 22:07:01
Ha*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 22:10:10
lol Carolina*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 22:06:18
There was no universe where Piniero is capable of that kick. *
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illini
November 9, 2023, 22:05:54
What are you doing?! LOL*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:05:49
that wasn't even close. gotta know your kicker's range*
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 22:05:49
Chunked it*
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Herman Blume
November 9, 2023, 22:05:48
That wasn't even close*
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UIHuskie
November 9, 2023, 22:05:43
LOL. Good job, good effort*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 22:05:34
omg.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:05:31
2nd dropped pick by the d tonight.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:04:48
We are playing a 1-7 team and I’m expecting to lose.*
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Toonces
November 9, 2023, 22:04:46
Lolwtf Carolina. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 22:03:49
they are killing edwards.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:02:08
this is so bad.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 22:01:43
Young now has more passing yards than bagent*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:58:54
All that money on linebackers and they don’t make any plays. *
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illini
November 9, 2023, 21:57:12
Oh god. Are we gonna lose this game?*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:56:49
going to be a tie after Spackler jinxed it*
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 21:58:35
playing a soft, shitty defense?*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:57:28
Where ya going TJ?*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:55:06
he has no idea.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:55:39
Man have a game Kyler Gordon*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:52:50
Yeah he’s been all over the place*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 21:54:44
carolina sniffed out that garbage play.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:50:54
This is the Kyle Orton offense. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:50:06
Man do the Bears suck at screens. For like my whole life.*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:49:28
WOOF*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:49:23
tevan hasn’t looked very good tonight.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:49:17
Well this would be the drive to see what Eberflus had up his sleeve*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:45:25
That was indeed some weird wild stuff!*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:50:14
A tie would be really, really bad for Bears draft purposes*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:42:34
Terrible to let them out of that 2nd and 27*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:39:19
and he’s the head coach!*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:39:55
Just got to the games. Sweat done anything?*
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LovetheChief
November 9, 2023, 21:37:40
He’s had a lot of pressures and QB hits but no sacks*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:38:32
Not really*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 21:37:58
Of course the Bears make 1st and 30 look do-able*
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timmer
November 9, 2023, 21:37:03
Walker WTF*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:36:50
1st and 30 inside run call is a great way for this game to go to break*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:33:30
Yep. *
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harb
November 9, 2023, 21:33:58
1st and 30 run. Will never understand.*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:32:50
1st & 30 lol*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 21:32:37
LOL*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:31:50
JFC*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:30:22
LOL that Carolina gained field position after a short field punt. This game lol.*
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 21:29:56
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DESIGNING DJ MOORE PICKING A DEFENDER TO THROW TO TAYLOR?!*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:29:17
did it last week with velus too.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:43:06
But also, that was a super weak pick and should have been a first down*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:30:00
My issue is with the player selection.
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:42:39
oh come on. That is a super mild pick play*
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gvibes
November 9, 2023, 21:28:37
ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION SHOT!*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:25:58
His opponent seemed pretty terrible*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 21:29:26
"Reich's going to make the smart play" and punt from the opponent's 45 on 4th and 4*
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 21:22:03
4th down decision bot Recommendation (STRONG): Go for it (+2.8 WP)*
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 21:24:02
as people fall asleep for the night.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:24:00
I haven’t been paying attention. What’s going on with the bears new stadium?*
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biclops
November 9, 2023, 21:19:51
Nothing yet. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:20:50
Quack quack quack*
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gvibes
November 9, 2023, 21:17:19
This game is such ass.*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 21:16:09
This game is setting football back. *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:19:53
I wonder what poles is thinking.
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 21:21:53
“Oh boy, two top 5 picks!!”*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:22:43
Bears take the lead and we haven't even seen what tricks they have up their sleeve as
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Orangeillini
November 9, 2023, 21:16:01
He's doing some magic tricks for the fans during the commercials*
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illini222
November 9, 2023, 21:20:10
I’m picturing this:
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:22:14
beyond bizarre. he’s basically morphed right past trestman.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:17:18
WTF was that?!*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:17:13
SUPER BEARS SUPER BOWL *
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 21:14:32
He has no talent around him, but Young looks really terrible in every aspect of the game*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:06:11
He was clearly the lesser of the top 2 QB options to me
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GrandmotherPearlsJam
November 9, 2023, 21:15:22
He’s basically getting Fields’d. Not a good way to set your QB up for success.*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:08:20
Yup, traded their best, young WR for him a year after trading their #2 for Sam Darnold and using a 3
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illini222
November 9, 2023, 21:19:18
They traded a 2nd round pick for Darnold? What in the actual fuck*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 21:20:59
I think he meant their #2 WR*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:23:18
No they traded a 2021 6th and a 2022 2 and 4 for Darnold*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:26:34
Yikes*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:30:39
I had no idea. That’s wild*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 21:30:00
It’s that but he’s also so damn small and some of these passes are just hanging in the air*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:14:58
yes.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:15:43
Young needs to pass the ball at some point*
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gvibes
November 9, 2023, 21:05:14
We’ve got a punt-off on our hands*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 21:03:53
These deep balls have had no chance*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 20:59:54
I thought the Moore EZ shot on the first (?) drive was close.
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 21:03:33
I’m shocked the Bears tried to score on that drive. Wasn’t pretty but nice job getting a FG*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 20:42:09
very uncharacteristic of them.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 21:16:39
He didn’t juggle it. *
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timmer
November 9, 2023, 20:31:14
These offenses are truly atrocious*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 20:31:13
Panthers have 14 pass attempts for 63 yards including 1 pass for 45 yards
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meanjeans
November 9, 2023, 20:50:52
what a shitty game.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 20:30:17
At least we have SNF with the Jets vs Raiders *
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MC
November 9, 2023, 20:48:38
Colts Patriots stand alone Germany game Sunday morning too*
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HamptonSki
November 9, 2023, 20:57:47
Too soon to call Bryce Young a bust? *
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MC
November 9, 2023, 20:26:14
Yes, his line is awful and rookie QBs are rookie QBs. Unless you’re CJ Stroud.*
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Carl Spackler
November 9, 2023, 20:53:33
Bagent looks like he sells Percocet to high school kids*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 20:19:10
Hundo p*
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Taz
November 9, 2023, 20:23:12
Okay now do something with this good field position*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 20:12:11
so many penalties.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 20:07:09
We looks like aaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssss*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 20:06:59
I just bet against the bears so maybe that will help because most of my bets suck. *
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harb
November 9, 2023, 20:18:36
Bagent looks like a totally different guy. Coaches probably killed his confidence*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 20:06:23
Sure seems like he got the same ‘check down’ directive that Fields did*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 20:15:57
Yikes*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 20:06:07
Oh Bagent*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 20:05:33
I like foreman game*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 20:02:19
bears seem deader than a door nail. what a bunch of losers.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 19:53:44
Harlon Hill. Great Bears career. Never heard of him*
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timmer
November 9, 2023, 19:49:39
“Here comes the punting unit…or the kicking unit. Take your pick”
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 19:46:10
It’s just not a serious franchise if it doesn’t fire everyone*
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opossum jenkins
November 9, 2023, 19:46:04
narrator: it’s not.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 19:55:14
how was that not illegal contact on moore’s double move?*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 19:45:35
lol. the guy who couldn’t do anything right as a bear.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 19:39:28
Would be perfectly on brand for this franchise to screw itself over tonight*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 19:37:53
Yikes*
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VIV
November 9, 2023, 19:37:26
Oh boy*
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illini21
November 9, 2023, 19:37:25
Lotta interest in this tonight *
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illini thunder
November 9, 2023, 19:37:08
LB 53 had an 8 yd start and got stood up by an OL with no push. Wtf?*
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Phytynlini
November 9, 2023, 19:29:18
Who is 33 and why doesn’t he want to tackle anyone? He’s done it twice in a row*
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timmer
November 9, 2023, 19:26:26
Jaylen Johnson*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 19:26:52
CUT HIS ASS*
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timmer
November 9, 2023, 19:27:32
Bagent never sees the DB’s that are out near the sidelines*
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OB25
November 9, 2023, 19:22:35
such a shitty first down play after the big pick up to moore.*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 19:22:00
Cover 2 baffles Bagent*
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Mrap24
November 9, 2023, 19:21:54
That was pretty much the INT read he threw in NO if the LB hadn't tipped it away from the DB*
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illini222
November 9, 2023, 19:21:52
yep*
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Ari Gold
November 9, 2023, 19:22:18
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