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which one did you choose, Neo?*
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Posted by timmer
on November 14, 2023, 15:18:08, in reply to "
Welp…I opened it up…
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So, I got into work today...and there was a package addressed to me, on my desk...
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 13:14:34
I took a bite. There's no way to take a small enough bite. *
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haighter
November 15, 2023, 12:12:08
Did you manage to convince Eric to let this whisky go?*
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timmer
November 14, 2023, 20:35:28
Kinda creepy timmer...but if you'd like about a million bucks in bulk whiskey...
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 20:53:44
Not a hard alcohol drinker but thanks for the offer*
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timmer
November 14, 2023, 20:57:51
Me either, but booze pays the bills. *
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 21:30:48
Seems like we’ve skipped past the “who and why” questions about the sender *
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PapaDels
November 14, 2023, 15:41:42
It was the two who I thought it would be. They were bored and thought it'd be entertaining...
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 15:48:59
Nice*
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PapaDels
November 14, 2023, 20:19:08
You guys are all really weird.*
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DiamondDazzle
November 14, 2023, 14:56:24
welcome to it*
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VIV
November 14, 2023, 15:06:46
A mystery gummy dong is kinda interesting. Its never happend to me before. Is that so normal for you
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1 NEW
November 14, 2023, 15:02:16
also, these are the kinds of thread that keeps this place fun
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VIV
November 14, 2023, 15:13:00
It's also been a bit sports heavy for my liking. DONG AWAY!*
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DiamondDazzle
November 14, 2023, 15:15:29
I'd much rather talk mystery gummy dongs than politics *
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1 NEW
November 14, 2023, 15:14:55
“Mystery Gummy Dong” was gonna be my 3rd Party grift name. *
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 21:32:10
Welp…I opened it up…
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 14:43:28
Hahahahaha. That’s awesome. *
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harb
November 14, 2023, 19:49:17
which one did you choose, Neo?*
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timmer
November 14, 2023, 15:18:08
Also, don't do this.
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timmer
November 14, 2023, 15:21:16
ribbed for your pleasure*
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VIV
November 14, 2023, 15:16:58
got me thinking about how I haven't seen Requiem for a Dream in a long time.*
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ijustkrushalot
November 14, 2023, 15:05:21
A double ender!*
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Illiniphil
November 14, 2023, 14:48:53
That scene from Requiem from a Dream*
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HamptonSki
November 14, 2023, 14:51:30
Elaborate for those who haven't seen the movie?*
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Illiniphil
November 14, 2023, 15:46:03
imagine the least sexy thing you could ever see Jennifer Connelly do with a dildo*
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Sammich
November 14, 2023, 15:47:15
goddamnit... also LOL yes. *
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ijustkrushalot
November 14, 2023, 15:05:46
Are you going to use a knife and fork or just caveman it? Or are you going to cavewoman it.... *
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1 NEW
November 14, 2023, 14:48:44
Or maybe cut it into slices to share with teh whole office *
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1 NEW
November 14, 2023, 14:59:40
Yea...I'm not really sure. Even one segment seems like it'd be a lot. *
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 15:03:25
Its a lot of sugar. If you gave your kids that much sugar how off the rails would they be? *
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1 NEW
November 14, 2023, 15:04:31
There's no way I'm bringing it home. They're already fiends. *
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 15:05:36
Stolen from Haighter's Instagram:
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longsnapper
November 14, 2023, 14:20:10
I also came into the office today and had a giant package addressed to me at my desk
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ATL
November 14, 2023, 14:13:31
Is it loaded with THC?
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Illiniphil
November 14, 2023, 13:58:14
Sugar free or regular?*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
November 14, 2023, 13:55:03
one giant worm?
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VIV
November 14, 2023, 13:52:09
It looks like a huge dong. *
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 13:53:26
when you go in for a bite
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VIV
November 14, 2023, 14:50:26
Great. Now all my students are asking why I'm laughing.*
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mrkoolaid
November 14, 2023, 14:59:44
An even bigger dong!*
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CubsWonWorldSeries
November 14, 2023, 13:55:36
Googled it. A dong that big would be useless. *
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doubledown
November 14, 2023, 13:55:24
Lol*
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DT
November 14, 2023, 13:50:15
Sounds like a Saw-esque challenge. Better eat it all by the end of the day or else.*
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Warrin'_Illini
November 14, 2023, 13:16:35
I'm almost certain it's one of two...maybe both co-workers. The challenge is why...
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haighter
November 14, 2023, 13:18:03
Did you call it Mia?*
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timmer
November 14, 2023, 13:16:19
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