Nick Offerman doing the voiceover work Archived Message Posted by IlliniSax05 on March 2, 2025, 18:31:08, in reply to "OscarsSoWoke Gamethread. " Message Thread: | This response ↓ OscarsSoWoke Gamethread. - VIV March 2, 2025, 17:48:24 I use to find Emma Stone attractive - TarheelIllini March 3, 2025, 12:01:27 y'all crazy as fuck - Sammich March 3, 2025, 12:30:29 Nah that hair is wack* - illini21 March 3, 2025, 13:22:00 I'm not saying she's not attractive - IlliniSax05 March 3, 2025, 12:38:59 I still do, but I used to, too* - Herman Blume March 3, 2025, 12:25:40 she cut her hair for a role - IlliniSax05 March 3, 2025, 12:17:21 Short hair does that for me in most cases.* - voiceofreason March 3, 2025, 12:11:42 Oscars train - IlliniSax05 March 3, 2025, 6:56:22 Selena Gomez looks like engagement wears well on her* - ATL March 3, 2025, 12:31:48 Sydney Sweeney FTW* - Blazer March 3, 2025, 12:29:00 Two things: - Taz March 3, 2025, 11:43:21 Diane Warren apparently trying to bring Prince back from the great beyond. - DocWalk20 March 3, 2025, 11:41:23 I hadn't heard of Diane Warren until last night, but apparently she's getting the Lucci treatment - Gene Parmesan March 3, 2025, 11:43:55 This picture really makes me feel old: - Kajagoogoo March 3, 2025, 10:23:40 Who is it?* - JeffFrank March 3, 2025, 10:44:00 That's a serious question? * - larue33 March 3, 2025, 10:46:45 perhaps he didn't scroll down far enough - Sammich March 3, 2025, 11:27:35 I feel like from a fashion standpoint it all seems pretty bland. What’s up with the baby bangs again - GhostofPokeyStixPast March 3, 2025, 9:00:16 Why is someone just going by Lisa - Jackie March 3, 2025, 8:54:50 We've already had a mononymous Mary. * - illini March 3, 2025, 9:33:41 if that ever happens, it'll be Jackee's time to shine once again!* - Sammich March 3, 2025, 9:19:49 Because that’s how all the BLACKPINK girls role, duh #tweengirldad* - Tortillini March 3, 2025, 9:17:54 Who has two thumbs and is attending BLACKPINK at soldier field this summer?* - gvibes March 3, 2025, 11:19:30 Heh, I just bought two tickets to their show at Citi Field. - Tortillini March 3, 2025, 11:26:50 at least almost nobody gets named Lisa anymore - Potomac March 3, 2025, 9:08:07 Any Lisa you meet is almost certainly GenX - Jackie March 3, 2025, 9:27:22 I think it was a pretty common millennial name too - IlliniSax05 March 3, 2025, 9:33:08 Per SSA: 1969 #1, 1979 #13, 1989 #55, 1999 #282, 2009 #693* - Potomac March 3, 2025, 9:50:41 Can't we just go back to two names, like Lisa Lisa? - osklister March 3, 2025, 9:24:04 ooo - IlliniSax05 March 3, 2025, 8:57:16 Lulz at AC Slater* - PapaDels March 3, 2025, 8:04:31 co-lulz* - Blazer March 3, 2025, 12:35:22 Wtf happened to Miley Cyrus* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 3, 2025, 7:51:14 wtf happened to Emma Stone* - illini21 March 3, 2025, 11:35:22 tribute to Mia Goth* - Sammich March 3, 2025, 8:11:53 Well now I just have more questions.* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes March 3, 2025, 8:48:40 There are certainly some outfit choices from the after party - GrandmotherPearlsJam March 3, 2025, 7:47:57 Adrien Brody tossed his used gum to his girlfriend on his way to the Oscar stage - Orangeillini March 2, 2025, 22:24:38 Jodie Foster won an Oscar for pulling that off. - Chuck Woodaby March 2, 2025, 22:32:44 I guess I should see Anora.* - Toonces March 2, 2025, 21:44:57 I liked it, didn’t love it. The last half hour is really good. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 21:47:00 It was really good* - snipes824 March 2, 2025, 21:46:11 I liked it a lot. Also thought Mikey was deserving over Demi having seen both movies.* - Orangeillini March 2, 2025, 21:46:04 Lots of love for hookers tonight. On brand for Hollywood * - biclops March 2, 2025, 21:40:46 Poor Demi* - Chuck Woodaby March 2, 2025, 21:39:19 Feel bad for her.* - Toonces March 2, 2025, 21:43:25 Kinda follows the plot of The Substance. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 21:40:05 Hope she gets on stage* - Chuck Woodaby March 2, 2025, 21:41:50 Why is Emma stone wearing a swim cap* - biclops March 2, 2025, 21:37:03 She calls it a Thwim Cap* - VIV March 2, 2025, 21:40:30 I’m impressed Sean Baker had 3 speeches lol* - CanHartlebHireSnider March 2, 2025, 21:31:46 great directors don’t just call the shots. they also put gratuitous feet shots in their films * - biclops March 2, 2025, 21:29:42 Is there a more socially awkward director ?* - PapaDels March 2, 2025, 21:31:48 respeck mah neck* - Sammich March 2, 2025, 21:28:35 This is why the show is 4 hours long. WRAP IT UP, BRODY* - VIV March 2, 2025, 21:27:58 Trying to beat the run time of his film* - PapaDels March 2, 2025, 21:29:51 you’re so important * - biclops March 2, 2025, 21:27:49 Geez stfu * - MC March 2, 2025, 21:27:44 Get the fuck on with it, adrian - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 21:27:06 He named his kids Dash and India?* - VIV March 2, 2025, 21:26:39 anyone know where I can ne the best documentary of 2024? * - Nobster March 2, 2025, 20:53:18 are you a knight?* - Sammich March 2, 2025, 20:56:20 a shrubbery!* - biclops March 2, 2025, 20:58:29 Churches! Churches!* - timmer March 2, 2025, 21:01:19 She turned me into a newt! - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 21:03:13 Very small pebbles! - memyselfandillini March 2, 2025, 22:36:54 acknowledged. feels weird getting double teamed by you two* - Nobster March 2, 2025, 20:58:03 if I had a nickel...* - Sammich March 2, 2025, 21:02:56 Probably - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 20:54:47 Deserved* - Nobster March 2, 2025, 20:56:05 Batista is gonna powerbomb Zoe Saldana through a table. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 20:51:01 Dick Poop died - VIV March 2, 2025, 20:42:36 hot take: Ana de Armas is a total hammer * - biclops March 2, 2025, 20:37:31 How could you say something so controversial * - MC March 2, 2025, 20:41:12 She's not unattractive - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 20:38:52 Hot take: so is Gal Gadot* - VIV March 2, 2025, 20:38:45 Miley forgot her eyebrows at home - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 20:26:22 Miley Cyrus is both crazy and awkward* - PapaDels March 2, 2025, 20:26:20 Oh sure Bond gets a whole dance tribute while the firefighters just get applause * - biclops March 2, 2025, 20:22:59 The Kendrick joke got a literal LOL* - VIV March 2, 2025, 20:11:23 I’m sure Drake was not expecting to be catching any strays at the Oscars of all places * - biclops March 2, 2025, 20:15:41 Same - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 20:11:51 I could give a pass for an acting win, but NOT song. They were all terrible* - snipes824 March 2, 2025, 20:05:03 Jagger is pretty spry for 81* - biclops March 2, 2025, 19:58:02 Samuel L Jackson is 76. Has not lost a single step.* - Herman Blume March 2, 2025, 21:02:58 PENIS TO VAGINNNAAAAAAAAAA* - VIV March 2, 2025, 19:48:16 Reminder that Emilia Perez should win nothing. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 19:42:51 Hollywood is awesome* - Chuck Woodaby March 2, 2025, 19:46:55 welp* - biclops March 2, 2025, 19:45:33 I said that then because i knew she was favored to win. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 19:48:35 shoutout hookers again, my dude * - biclops March 2, 2025, 19:41:20 I’m gonna assume they decided they couldn’t cut 30 minutes out to get this show down to 3 hours - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 19:32:42 Little pitchy, dawg. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 19:32:30 IDK who Raye is but she’s certainly no Adele* - biclops March 2, 2025, 19:31:48 Love Conan so much * - MC March 2, 2025, 19:24:03 Man Chalamet really stands out* - biclops March 2, 2025, 19:13:30 I didn’t have “i want to thank the sex worker community” on my Oscar bingo card. - VIV March 2, 2025, 19:11:02 applause for the sex worker community * - biclops March 2, 2025, 19:10:48 Hugh Grant is up in the balcony. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 19:16:53 this is awkward * - biclops March 2, 2025, 18:45:43 I would like to thank(borat) MY WIFE (/borat)* - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:42:41 That is a gorgeous, classy dress* - RSMBob March 2, 2025, 18:40:10 Does it take all that much talent to sound like Bob Dylan singing? I feel like we all could do that* - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:38:02 I love Kieran Culkin, mostly because he makes me feel tall. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:32:06 Nick Offerman doing the voiceover work - IlliniSax05 March 2, 2025, 18:31:08 Just read the names man * - biclops March 2, 2025, 18:30:16 If you haven’t seen The Substance, that’s a weird opening from Conan. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:10:38 He’s not for everyone, but Conan really hits my comedy sweet spot most of the time* - John Coctostan March 2, 2025, 18:17:30 Yeah. Big fan* - bjl63 March 2, 2025, 18:21:44 Like making all these celebs sit through this absolutely stupid dance number. Can’t get enough* - John Coctostan March 2, 2025, 18:27:09 The Babygirl joke was good. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:18:52 most people probably haven’t seen any of these movies * - biclops March 2, 2025, 18:11:52 I can imagine some senior citizens sitting down to watch Anora, The Substance, and Emilia Perez* - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:16:03 It takes a lot to upstage Ariana Grande’s voice. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:09:22 are these two gonna make out or what?* - biclops March 2, 2025, 18:06:46 She’s got large talons. * - VIV March 2, 2025, 18:06:30 Oh Timothee, no* - PapaDels March 2, 2025, 18:06:05   Searching