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Nick Offerman doing the voiceover work
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Posted by IlliniSax05
on March 2, 2025, 18:31:08, in reply to "
OscarsSoWoke Gamethread.
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OscarsSoWoke Gamethread.
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 17:48:24
I use to find Emma Stone attractive
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TarheelIllini
March 3, 2025, 12:01:27
y'all crazy as fuck
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Sammich
March 3, 2025, 12:30:29
Nah that hair is wack*
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illini21
March 3, 2025, 13:22:00
I'm not saying she's not attractive
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IlliniSax05
March 3, 2025, 12:38:59
I still do, but I used to, too*
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Herman Blume
March 3, 2025, 12:25:40
she cut her hair for a role
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IlliniSax05
March 3, 2025, 12:17:21
Short hair does that for me in most cases.*
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voiceofreason
March 3, 2025, 12:11:42
Oscars train
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IlliniSax05
March 3, 2025, 6:56:22
Selena Gomez looks like engagement wears well on her*
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ATL
March 3, 2025, 12:31:48
Sydney Sweeney FTW*
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Blazer
March 3, 2025, 12:29:00
Two things:
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Taz
March 3, 2025, 11:43:21
Diane Warren apparently trying to bring Prince back from the great beyond.
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DocWalk20
March 3, 2025, 11:41:23
I hadn't heard of Diane Warren until last night, but apparently she's getting the Lucci treatment
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Gene Parmesan
March 3, 2025, 11:43:55
This picture really makes me feel old:
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Kajagoogoo
March 3, 2025, 10:23:40
Who is it?*
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JeffFrank
March 3, 2025, 10:44:00
That's a serious question? *
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larue33
March 3, 2025, 10:46:45
perhaps he didn't scroll down far enough
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Sammich
March 3, 2025, 11:27:35
I feel like from a fashion standpoint it all seems pretty bland. What’s up with the baby bangs again
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GhostofPokeyStixPast
March 3, 2025, 9:00:16
Why is someone just going by Lisa
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Jackie
March 3, 2025, 8:54:50
We've already had a mononymous Mary. *
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illini
March 3, 2025, 9:33:41
if that ever happens, it'll be Jackee's time to shine once again!*
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Sammich
March 3, 2025, 9:19:49
Because that’s how all the BLACKPINK girls role, duh #tweengirldad*
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Tortillini
March 3, 2025, 9:17:54
Who has two thumbs and is attending BLACKPINK at soldier field this summer?*
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gvibes
March 3, 2025, 11:19:30
Heh, I just bought two tickets to their show at Citi Field.
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Tortillini
March 3, 2025, 11:26:50
at least almost nobody gets named Lisa anymore
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Potomac
March 3, 2025, 9:08:07
Any Lisa you meet is almost certainly GenX
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Jackie
March 3, 2025, 9:27:22
I think it was a pretty common millennial name too
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IlliniSax05
March 3, 2025, 9:33:08
Per SSA: 1969 #1, 1979 #13, 1989 #55, 1999 #282, 2009 #693*
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Potomac
March 3, 2025, 9:50:41
Can't we just go back to two names, like Lisa Lisa?
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osklister
March 3, 2025, 9:24:04
ooo
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IlliniSax05
March 3, 2025, 8:57:16
Lulz at AC Slater*
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PapaDels
March 3, 2025, 8:04:31
co-lulz*
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Blazer
March 3, 2025, 12:35:22
Wtf happened to Miley Cyrus*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
March 3, 2025, 7:51:14
wtf happened to Emma Stone*
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illini21
March 3, 2025, 11:35:22
tribute to Mia Goth*
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Sammich
March 3, 2025, 8:11:53
Well now I just have more questions.*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
March 3, 2025, 8:48:40
There are certainly some outfit choices from the after party
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GrandmotherPearlsJam
March 3, 2025, 7:47:57
Adrien Brody tossed his used gum to his girlfriend on his way to the Oscar stage
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Orangeillini
March 2, 2025, 22:24:38
Jodie Foster won an Oscar for pulling that off.
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Chuck Woodaby
March 2, 2025, 22:32:44
I guess I should see Anora.*
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Toonces
March 2, 2025, 21:44:57
I liked it, didn’t love it. The last half hour is really good. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 21:47:00
It was really good*
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snipes824
March 2, 2025, 21:46:11
I liked it a lot. Also thought Mikey was deserving over Demi having seen both movies.*
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Orangeillini
March 2, 2025, 21:46:04
Lots of love for hookers tonight. On brand for Hollywood *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 21:40:46
Poor Demi*
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Chuck Woodaby
March 2, 2025, 21:39:19
Feel bad for her.*
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Toonces
March 2, 2025, 21:43:25
Kinda follows the plot of The Substance. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 21:40:05
Hope she gets on stage*
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Chuck Woodaby
March 2, 2025, 21:41:50
Why is Emma stone wearing a swim cap*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 21:37:03
She calls it a Thwim Cap*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 21:40:30
I’m impressed Sean Baker had 3 speeches lol*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
March 2, 2025, 21:31:46
great directors don’t just call the shots. they also put gratuitous feet shots in their films *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 21:29:42
Is there a more socially awkward director ?*
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PapaDels
March 2, 2025, 21:31:48
respeck mah neck*
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Sammich
March 2, 2025, 21:28:35
This is why the show is 4 hours long. WRAP IT UP, BRODY*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 21:27:58
Trying to beat the run time of his film*
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PapaDels
March 2, 2025, 21:29:51
you’re so important *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 21:27:49
Geez stfu *
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MC
March 2, 2025, 21:27:44
Get the fuck on with it, adrian
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 21:27:06
He named his kids Dash and India?*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 21:26:39
anyone know where I can ne the best documentary of 2024? *
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Nobster
March 2, 2025, 20:53:18
are you a knight?*
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Sammich
March 2, 2025, 20:56:20
a shrubbery!*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 20:58:29
Churches! Churches!*
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timmer
March 2, 2025, 21:01:19
She turned me into a newt!
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 21:03:13
Very small pebbles!
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memyselfandillini
March 2, 2025, 22:36:54
acknowledged. feels weird getting double teamed by you two*
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Nobster
March 2, 2025, 20:58:03
if I had a nickel...*
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Sammich
March 2, 2025, 21:02:56
Probably
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 20:54:47
Deserved*
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Nobster
March 2, 2025, 20:56:05
Batista is gonna powerbomb Zoe Saldana through a table. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 20:51:01
Dick Poop died
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 20:42:36
hot take: Ana de Armas is a total hammer *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 20:37:31
How could you say something so controversial *
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MC
March 2, 2025, 20:41:12
She's not unattractive
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 20:38:52
Hot take: so is Gal Gadot*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 20:38:45
Miley forgot her eyebrows at home
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 20:26:22
Miley Cyrus is both crazy and awkward*
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PapaDels
March 2, 2025, 20:26:20
Oh sure Bond gets a whole dance tribute while the firefighters just get applause *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 20:22:59
The Kendrick joke got a literal LOL*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 20:11:23
I’m sure Drake was not expecting to be catching any strays at the Oscars of all places *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 20:15:41
Same
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 20:11:51
I could give a pass for an acting win, but NOT song. They were all terrible*
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snipes824
March 2, 2025, 20:05:03
Jagger is pretty spry for 81*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 19:58:02
Samuel L Jackson is 76. Has not lost a single step.*
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Herman Blume
March 2, 2025, 21:02:58
PENIS TO VAGINNNAAAAAAAAAA*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 19:48:16
Reminder that Emilia Perez should win nothing. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 19:42:51
Hollywood is awesome*
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Chuck Woodaby
March 2, 2025, 19:46:55
welp*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 19:45:33
I said that then because i knew she was favored to win. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 19:48:35
shoutout hookers again, my dude *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 19:41:20
I’m gonna assume they decided they couldn’t cut 30 minutes out to get this show down to 3 hours
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 19:32:42
Little pitchy, dawg. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 19:32:30
IDK who Raye is but she’s certainly no Adele*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 19:31:48
Love Conan so much *
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MC
March 2, 2025, 19:24:03
Man Chalamet really stands out*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 19:13:30
I didn’t have “i want to thank the sex worker community” on my Oscar bingo card.
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 19:11:02
applause for the sex worker community *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 19:10:48
Hugh Grant is up in the balcony. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 19:16:53
this is awkward *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 18:45:43
I would like to thank(borat) MY WIFE (/borat)*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:42:41
That is a gorgeous, classy dress*
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RSMBob
March 2, 2025, 18:40:10
Does it take all that much talent to sound like Bob Dylan singing? I feel like we all could do that*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:38:02
I love Kieran Culkin, mostly because he makes me feel tall. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:32:06
Nick Offerman doing the voiceover work
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IlliniSax05
March 2, 2025, 18:31:08
Just read the names man *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 18:30:16
If you haven’t seen The Substance, that’s a weird opening from Conan. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:10:38
He’s not for everyone, but Conan really hits my comedy sweet spot most of the time*
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John Coctostan
March 2, 2025, 18:17:30
Yeah. Big fan*
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bjl63
March 2, 2025, 18:21:44
Like making all these celebs sit through this absolutely stupid dance number. Can’t get enough*
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John Coctostan
March 2, 2025, 18:27:09
The Babygirl joke was good. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:18:52
most people probably haven’t seen any of these movies *
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 18:11:52
I can imagine some senior citizens sitting down to watch Anora, The Substance, and Emilia Perez*
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:16:03
It takes a lot to upstage Ariana Grande’s voice. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:09:22
are these two gonna make out or what?*
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biclops
March 2, 2025, 18:06:46
She’s got large talons. *
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VIV
March 2, 2025, 18:06:30
Oh Timothee, no*
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PapaDels
March 2, 2025, 18:06:05
Searching