If this doesn't make you smile, you're dead inside... Archived Message Posted by uofi1998 on April 9, 2025, 15:57:02, in reply to "Masters talk" Poppy McIlroy converts the lengthy putt on No. 9! #themasters pic.twitter.com/6Vfkfxm3v7 — The Masters (@TheMasters) April 9, 2025 . Message Thread: | This response ↓ Masters talk - Dikta April 7, 2025, 10:32:47 Pulling a “Morgan Wallen” - timmer April 15, 2025, 18:57:23 Am I the only one who was pulling for Rosie? Probably.* - nash April 14, 2025, 10:41:23 Justin has a wife and 2 kids, so…* - bbonb April 14, 2025, 17:22:54 Any other time, would have loved to see him win - jdl April 14, 2025, 11:26:30 This ^* - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 16:57:38 Wanted it for Rory, but 7 guys in my one and done pool had him so not ideal - jayd April 14, 2025, 11:11:47 I was rooting for history. And I like Rory. Rose has always been a wallflower to me.* - voiceofreason April 14, 2025, 11:06:26 Was rooting for Rory but would've been happy if Rosey pulled it off. * - Tuscy April 14, 2025, 11:05:43 I’ve been a Rory fan forever…but I hate that Rose had to lose. * - PapaDels April 14, 2025, 10:47:15 I was too - bjl63 April 14, 2025, 10:46:34 i never found her attractive. even in exit to eden* - VIV April 14, 2025, 10:43:42 no? nothing?* - VIV April 14, 2025, 11:25:20 Wanted to chump edit to Rosey but this was well played.* - nash April 14, 2025, 13:21:50 I was too busy remembering Dana Delaney's proto-landing strip* - Sammich April 14, 2025, 11:30:26 a different kind of china beach* - VIV April 14, 2025, 17:25:27 ooo - IlliniSax05 April 14, 2025, 10:51:11 Can’t stop thinking about it. Rory did this in the most movie script way imaginable. - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 8:37:56 this line of thinking is so prevalent and obvious that it seems impossible - John Coctostan April 14, 2025, 12:20:25 That, I agree with. It's a big letdown after winning a tournament... - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 12:57:14 But he's been playing well all year - jdl April 14, 2025, 12:48:47 I'm also interested to see if he unlocked a new window of dominance - OrangeSox April 14, 2025, 11:05:33 he also has Pebble Beach and the Players under his belt already this year* - Orangeillini April 14, 2025, 9:40:20 Yeah I think that weight off the shoulders unlocks him from here - snipes824 April 14, 2025, 9:31:20 Not gonna lie. Always liked Justin Rose, but he is now a top shelf rooting interest. - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 9:40:21 Rose is a great guy. I have a mostly American rooting bent outside of Rory - snipes824 April 14, 2025, 9:48:09 You and me both* - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 11:56:57 Said the same…I think he gets at least two more majors now. Phil got 6 at age 34+* - PapaDels April 14, 2025, 8:43:46 If he got 5 more, that gets him to 10… that’s like 4th or 5th all time I think… - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 9:29:28 It’d be surprising if he got to 10 but he more than anyone has the talent to do it* - ilinni11 April 14, 2025, 17:23:50 PGA next month at a course he loves - jdl April 14, 2025, 8:39:48 I thought going into Major season PGA was his best chance/most likely to win - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 14, 2025, 10:55:47 There might be a little bitterness brewing there…* - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 9:30:04 Be nice to have another Tiger/Phil type of rivalry in the game * - PapaDels April 14, 2025, 9:41:32 Funny how the narrative around Tiger has changed in his old age... - uofi1998 April 14, 2025, 12:01:10 Damn spring pollen. Too dusty in here* - Blazer April 13, 2025, 18:40:15 Don’t even bring in the low am this year?* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:39:46 Yeah I was wondering about that too.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 18:41:09 Possibly cuz none made the cut?* - OrangeSox April 13, 2025, 18:41:01 Yep, gotta finish to get the medal * - jdl April 13, 2025, 18:48:39 Oh, guess i missed that in the past* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:52:37 Winning while shooting over par on Sunday* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 18:31:43 not to mention 4 doubles in the tourney.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 18:39:35 TERRIBLE* - Herman Blume April 13, 2025, 19:05:20 Mark Steinberg with the appearance* - Ron McDon April 13, 2025, 18:28:14 That has to feel like such a relief, in so many ways* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 18:27:42 That drone shot was badass. What a scene* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:25:23 This is awesome* - illini21 April 13, 2025, 18:23:57 Incredible. Very few crowd reactions like this I can recall, and this walk is amazing * - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 18:23:38 Very cool moment* - Blazer April 13, 2025, 18:21:30 Awesome. Congrats to Rory. Only 6th person to complete grand slam. * - harb April 13, 2025, 18:19:51 First European * - jdl April 13, 2025, 18:34:04 Best euro ever now i’d say. Probably moved into modern era top 10?* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:38:16 maybe worth noting that Jack and Tiger both got the Grand Slam three times* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 18:27:19 So 10th person :) That’s still decent! * - shua April 13, 2025, 18:40:33 It’s pretty crazy the number of 2nd place finishes for some of the 3/4 winners - shua April 13, 2025, 18:24:07 Can’t recall a crazier one. Incredible.* - Herman Blume April 13, 2025, 18:19:37 Awesome.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 18:19:12 He made that a lot of work but the prize will be even sweeter now. Congrats Rory* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 18:18:53 It always had to be as tough as possible. Fucking aweomse* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:17:36 RORS! * - jdl April 13, 2025, 18:17:12 Good for Rory* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 18:17:06 Rose didn't have to finish out there did he?* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 18:16:08 No but it’s the gentlemanly thing to do there* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 18:17:52 I mean he didn't have to finish out at all. It's a playoff, so he doesn't need to record a score - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 18:26:59 Also if Rory misses everybody scurries to #10, so smart to finish while it’s calm.* - Herman Blume April 13, 2025, 18:25:38 Yep. Rose is all class* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 18:24:03 He really is. Good debate to be made that he deserved this win as much or more than Rory* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 18:27:49 Feels like Rory has been iced out by his playing partners today a lot. Rose taking forever* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:14:37 Even Rors can knock that in * - jdl April 13, 2025, 18:12:32 Apparently * - DocWalk20 April 13, 2025, 18:17:54 You never know...* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 18:13:45 surely Rory will make that putt* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 18:12:00 Keep doing the same things until you succeed i guess. What a shot* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:11:51 Another knee knocker upcoming* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 18:12:20 Wow * - illini April 13, 2025, 18:11:44 nothing like having to redo the thing you just screwed up with even more pressure* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:06:14 first test passed* - assassin April 13, 2025, 18:11:52 McIlroy-140, Rose +110 on DK* - biclops April 13, 2025, 18:04:12 Ha I checked that too. It was Rory -105 prior to the tee shots* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 18:06:36 They are piping in the fake bird noises, right? * - LovetheChief April 13, 2025, 18:03:21 how is rory waiting for rose?* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 18:03:02 2 of the best shots you’ll ever see in crunch time of a major. Juxtaposed with an insane inability - snipes824 April 13, 2025, 17:58:55 Ben Hogan wanted to ban putting - jdl April 13, 2025, 18:03:30 It’s more the two ridiculously bad wedges. But yeah.* - Ron McDon April 13, 2025, 18:00:01 Three strokes lost on two inexplicably poor wedges - OrangeSox April 13, 2025, 18:02:01 Very true* - snipes824 April 13, 2025, 18:00:29 Vomit* - Ron McDon April 13, 2025, 17:55:43 So we go alternate 18 and 10 now right?* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:55:02 sudden death, 18 then 10 then 18 then 10 etc.* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:56:22 What drama * - MC April 13, 2025, 17:54:25 He deserves to lose now. Unbelievable.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:53:14 Just absolutely pathetic putting by Rory* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 17:53:10 Missed putts of 11, 8, 6, 9 and 5 feet on the back 9* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:54:29 Torture* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:52:46 Ooof* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:52:41 Oh my god, Rory* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 17:52:17 Knee knocker upcoming* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:49:40 Not quite gimme length - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 17:49:29 Of course the nervy 4 footer to win * - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:49:03 looked a bit longer than that* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:49:28 5 per the app* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:50:00 C’mon, man.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:48:03 Just brutal wedge play* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 17:47:45 he’s better hitting out of the shit!* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 17:47:16 Dude, how do you not aim for middle of the green?* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 17:46:57 Mistake was obviously hitting the drive too good. Should have hung back for a full 9* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:47:33 5th double upcoming?* - JacobRDaugherty April 13, 2025, 17:46:55 Fitting* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:46:49 OMG not this sh!t again* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:46:35 LOL * - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:46:33 Big balls after having to wait like that.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:41:36 Aberg has hit an iceberg* - assassin April 13, 2025, 17:35:26 eat shit nantz* - assassin April 13, 2025, 17:37:57 it's a fine line between iceman and iceberg* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:37:02 ohhhberg* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:36:05 Let’s fuckin go* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:33:25 Bryson is not making it easy for Rory* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:30:49 he was kind enough to give Rory a bit of read* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:31:55 Valid * - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:32:25 probably cleared the false front by a yard at most* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:27:07 For the love of Mike make a putt* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:26:40 MAKE FREE THROWS * - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:27:31 Lulz* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:28:05 He should only hit long irons on every shot* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:26:32 Oh wait, that was an 8 for him because he’s super human. I guess just full lash irons of any #* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:27:16 Lol* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:28:09 Boom. Hell of a shot* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:26:19 Wow.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:26:11 RORS again! * - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:26:03 what a shot again. insanity* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:26:02 Reed with a 2 on 17, this is crazy stuff* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:21:23 Damn that was the one * - illini April 13, 2025, 17:18:04 Another not great putt by rory* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 17:17:23 Geez. Burned they edge twice now in 3 holes* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:17:14 I don’t watch much golf. Why are “get in the hole” guys allowed to exist?* - biclops April 13, 2025, 17:15:53 Usually they don't at Augusta - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:22:18 The fucking upside down, big letter and goofy saying hats too. The worst* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:33:02 We all want to know that too* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:16:39 Rose’s back nine scorecard is psycho stuff* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:15:34 Only 11 birdies today* - OrangeSox April 13, 2025, 17:18:06 Justin Rose is annoying.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:15:23 Rose! * - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:14:53 wow Rose makes a putt no one ever makes* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:14:49 Putrid eagle putt* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 17:09:57 Never had a chance * - jdl April 13, 2025, 17:13:10 That. Was. Incredible.* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:05:28 That putt was not* - illini21 April 13, 2025, 17:10:16 No, no it was not* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:16:16 Giant stones* - Ron McDon April 13, 2025, 17:04:49 The walk, the shot tracer. Pure magic* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:03:55 Gotta win but if he does, it goes into the pantheon of best Masters shots ever IMO* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:05:54 Agree. Also that shot was approximately 50x harder than the chip on 13* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:09:30 No question about it if he wins * - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 17:06:36 Wow. Incredible shot* - snipes824 April 13, 2025, 17:03:29 McIlroy playing Marty McFly seeing his parents kiss while dancing. - tvillini April 13, 2025, 17:03:26 HO LEE FUK* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:03:15 HOLY GOD WHAT A SHOT* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 17:02:57 What. A. Shot.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 17:02:51 Holy f*ck* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:02:30 Scheffler and even Bryson are still in it if 10 is the number* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 16:57:22 Welp. - tvillini April 13, 2025, 17:02:19 Bryson no longer in it* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 17:02:07 they don't want it either I guess* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 17:01:39 Green jacket free to a good home....who wants it?* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:56:12 aberg might steal it.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:56:58 Torture* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 16:55:31 JFC, Justin. Hit the damn ball.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 16:55:29 This is tough to watch* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:53:31 huge putt for rose here.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:53:18 took way too long on that one.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:55:54 Duke level choke in progress* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 16:53:15 I didn't think it could get worse than the putts at Pinehurst but that shot on 13 just wow* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 16:54:56 What a stunning collapse.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 16:52:20 Oh man...* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 16:52:11 now aberg has a chance as well.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:50:56 I keep hearing, “oh no, disaster… what a bad idea” in my head. - tvillini April 13, 2025, 16:44:29 I know they are honoring Jack at 16 today, but that pin position sucks on a Sunday.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 16:44:22 Hundo P* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:45:06 Well....this isn't great* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:43:53 That was something wild. 50 yards away after 2 and you take a 7. Mercy* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 16:40:14 I was surprised how close Rory's second shot was to the creek on the left too* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 16:40:07 Everything funnels that way, and it’s the perfect angle. Just an epically bad chip* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 16:44:02 15 handicap chip* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:44:38 Yeah I know they want to have a better angle from over there - jdl April 13, 2025, 16:42:36 he’s dodged several bullets today.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:40:55 Legit shocking. This is nuts* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 16:39:30 Doubling that hole is brutal* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:39:25 Horrendous * - Ron McDon April 13, 2025, 16:38:30 and it can’t help rory that bryson is playing like shit.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:37:39 Plenty more chances coming in. Get your bogey and add a couple on the way in* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 16:36:42 if rose makes birdie on 16 we could have a ballgame again.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 16:36:32 Holy shit, that’s amazingly bad.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 16:35:36 My view… - timmer April 13, 2025, 16:35:28 How do you not do everything in your power to avoid water?* - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 16:33:59 That was a terrible shot* - Mrap24 April 13, 2025, 16:33:50 Oh my * - jdl April 13, 2025, 16:33:27 Holy Rory* - snipes824 April 13, 2025, 16:33:20 Wtf was that* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 16:33:07 Just an awful shot* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:33:42 Good game, good effort Bryson * - jdl April 13, 2025, 16:09:34 Seemed surprisingly low energy today* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 16:21:55 Still bummed about finding out that LIV owns all his YouTube content * - jdl April 13, 2025, 16:24:18 That was so dumb and risky for no reason!* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 16:04:57 When it's your day, it's your day * - jdl April 13, 2025, 16:05:49 wow* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 16:04:08 16 pin location today is up on the plateau? Wut?* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:00:31 honoring Jack's birdie on that hole location 50 years ago* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 16:04:46 Totally missed that tidbit. Thanks* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:06:53 Did he hurt himself?* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 15:50:31 Uh no, no he did not. This is great shit* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 15:55:45 Just Hideki'd it * - jdl April 13, 2025, 15:55:44 The field is comin* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 15:36:48 It's gonna have to come at him a little harder* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 15:55:35 Ha! Before those 2 birdies it was looking like aberg or reed or rose had a really good shot* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 15:56:32 To be fair, you still might be right but that birdie putt was a Tiger like F-you to the field* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 15:58:03 Fantastic stuff today* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 15:40:15 Back to back incredible shots from both of them. * - Tuscy April 13, 2025, 15:07:42 Better lucky than good. Need a break like that every now and then* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 15:05:36 Aberg is so impressive * - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 15:03:18 I really like him. Has star potential IMO* - ilinni11 April 13, 2025, 16:07:54 Yikes terrible putt Bryson. This might not stay fun for long* - OB25 April 13, 2025, 14:44:00 His speed has been very off so far* - PapaDels April 13, 2025, 14:51:27 These 2 are gonna fuck around and let Ludvig or scottie back into it* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 14:40:34 If Ludvig could post -12, would be interesting.... * - jdl April 13, 2025, 14:46:25 This is great stuff already* - OrangeSox April 13, 2025, 14:30:35 Order restored. What a roller coaster first four holes. Great stuff.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 14:30:15 I don’t know golf, but this tournament seems to have a lot of tradition * - bbonb April 13, 2025, 14:28:34 unlike any other * - jdl April 13, 2025, 14:30:08 well, I’m not sure I would go that far; that seems a bit pompous* - bbonb April 13, 2025, 14:35:49 well, I’m not sure I would go that far; that seems a bit pompous* - bbonb April 13, 2025, 14:35:49 you could say that again* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 14:44:02 ooo - jdl April 13, 2025, 14:21:09 The datagolf live win probability chart is a fun follow today - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 14:25:00 rory spitting the bit early.* - Ari Gold April 13, 2025, 13:58:24 Lulz * - jdl April 13, 2025, 14:31:05 The lag putt on 2 then the drive on 3 settled him. Game on.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 14:17:53 Immediately felt better about his odds as soon as you posted this* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 14:16:40 A tradition unlike any other* - HamptonSki April 13, 2025, 14:01:50 Ha* - illini21 April 13, 2025, 14:06:41 Maybe try better to avoid the bunkers, Rory - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 13, 2025, 13:48:55 needed another spoonful of Wheaties this morning* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 13:48:34 Good lord Rory* - Ron McDon April 13, 2025, 13:45:00 Couple less than ideal tee shots off #1 * - jdl April 13, 2025, 13:34:26 Rory pretty much smoked it at least. Unlucky not to clear the bunker.* - Orangeillini April 13, 2025, 13:36:15 2 in a row. Not great* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 13:49:22 Campbell making some money this morning * - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 11:50:45 Great way to end his first Masters * - jdl April 13, 2025, 13:12:07 Less a masters commentary and more a commentary on the modern sports broadcast landscape - ATL April 13, 2025, 7:24:10 Oh boy, tomorrow gonna be fun * - jdl April 12, 2025, 18:00:12 Today is gonna be insane. You don’t get a final pairing this electric very often * - uofi1998 April 13, 2025, 8:47:41 Pretty amazing it’s actually happening. Gonna be an all time day no matter what happens* - John Coctostan April 13, 2025, 10:26:20 Yeah Rory is either a legend or destroyed - jdl April 13, 2025, 13:13:37 I really hope Bryson's slow play doesn't throw Rory off - GrandmotherPearlsJam April 12, 2025, 18:47:59 They gallery will be huge* - PapaDels April 12, 2025, 18:05:23 Bryson's short game was amazing today* - Orangeillini April 12, 2025, 17:59:56 On the one hand, that putting performance is likely unsustainable - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 18:47:43 Looking at the stats, Rory lost strokes putting today and still shot that round - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 20:52:28 Also rose lost 4.5 strokes putting today!* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 20:52:49 Rory’s 6 into 15 was majestic. Truly elite shot* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 17:57:05 ooo - jdl April 12, 2025, 18:00:39 That is great. I miss the peak Tiger era.* - voiceofreason April 13, 2025, 8:00:37 Chills, man. * - uofi1998 April 13, 2025, 8:52:41 Absolutely * - PapaDels April 12, 2025, 17:59:47 The dropoff from Vern Lundquist to Frank Nobillo at 16 is jarring * - PapaDels April 12, 2025, 17:21:35 Vern such a legend. * - Ron McDon April 12, 2025, 17:24:13 Yes. He knew how to let the moment speak, and Nobillo talks too much * - PapaDels April 12, 2025, 17:26:19 He was also lucky enough to get to call Jack and Tiger moments* - Herman Blume April 12, 2025, 18:41:00 Sure, but my point stands about Nobillo * - PapaDels April 12, 2025, 20:08:53 Rory taking charge. - SurfTheBoneyard April 12, 2025, 17:04:49 All the feels.* - voiceofreason April 12, 2025, 17:03:48 lol the groans of the commentators when Rory flew it into the patrons* - Orangeillini April 12, 2025, 16:40:20 leaking a bit all the sudden* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 15:49:01 Six consecutive 3s. Crazy. * - Tuscy April 12, 2025, 14:47:06 I've done that - jdl April 12, 2025, 14:58:37 how far back will those tees be moved next year after Rory's drives today* - Orangeillini April 12, 2025, 14:20:49 This is so incredibly fun right now. * - uofi1998 April 12, 2025, 14:10:58 absolutely nuclear* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 14:07:59 beyond. Truly amazing stuff* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 14:31:39 +3.6 strokes on the field already, 2nd best of anyone all day. Hasn’t made an even mediocre swing* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 14:20:59 +4.98 through 5* - Orangeillini April 12, 2025, 14:34:31 With that par, he’s almost surpassed Johnson’s round in 6 holes. Maybe the best 5 hole stretch - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 14:50:51 Jong-illian* - Herman Blume April 12, 2025, 14:08:53 These guys all came out firing. So fun. * - Tuscy April 12, 2025, 13:59:39 This leaderboard is nuts. * - illini April 12, 2025, 13:57:57 Wow, everyone is on fire * - jdl April 12, 2025, 13:54:29 Ok this is awesome. If you care at all must watch day* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 13:54:16 Game on* - Orangeillini April 12, 2025, 13:54:00 371 off the tee. No big deal* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 13:39:08 Only 369 on the second one* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 13:50:56 Considering you're hitting into a massive uphill on #1 he hit that drive 400+* - OrangeSox April 12, 2025, 13:40:36 Yeah insane. And pays it off. Course seems kinda gettable today* - John Coctostan April 12, 2025, 13:43:47 *Zach Johnson enters the chat* - jdl April 12, 2025, 13:09:49 SVP with the Illinois shout out watching Detry* - PapaDels April 11, 2025, 18:26:01 Think I’d pay $5 a tourney for Spieth miked up raw feed* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 18:08:10 I love that little tidbit…Langer put the green jacket on Jack in ‘86. What a career* - PapaDels April 11, 2025, 16:23:49 dude is a machine.* - Ari Gold April 11, 2025, 19:13:06 ooo - jdl April 11, 2025, 16:33:40 So great* - PapaDels April 11, 2025, 18:27:58 rory is now the betting favorite* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 15:53:28 well not now. after scottie gets the luckiest break you'll ever see and then cashes a bird* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 15:56:42 hit your tee shot into the bushes on 12, make birdie* - Orangeillini April 11, 2025, 15:57:42 he was past the bushes. i think that hit a limb first then trickled down. crazy* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 16:00:36 There was one of these up there - jdl April 11, 2025, 16:02:09 seriously though, slowing that down and looking. it bounced up and left and then trickled on - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 16:04:44 It looks like a pretty steep hill * - jdl April 11, 2025, 16:07:28 Oh no Bernie * - jdl April 11, 2025, 15:17:29 Dammit* - PapaDels April 11, 2025, 16:20:20 afternoon guys getting unlucky with the wind picking up* - Orangeillini April 11, 2025, 15:10:12 Dunlap shot a 90 yesterday. He is 3 under through 10 today. What a stupid game* - gvibes April 11, 2025, 14:52:00 i appreciate the grit. woulda been easy to wd with a 'bad back' or something* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 15:11:44 My pool picks: - JeffFrank April 11, 2025, 14:02:59 Not sure who it was, but he just shot a 2 yard gap from a ways away. Absurd shot.* - voiceofreason April 11, 2025, 13:49:52 so good* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 13:55:29 Niemann * - jdl April 11, 2025, 13:53:11 I love his swing so much* - gvibes April 11, 2025, 14:58:25 with the wind kicking up, seems like lead won't possibly be better than -8* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 13:39:04 Holy crap Rory. What a recovery shot* - Phytynlini April 11, 2025, 12:57:43 He likes that pine straw * - jdl April 11, 2025, 13:01:52 don't talk about it. don't talk about it. don't talk about it* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 12:46:59 lol, I’m assuming this about the Eagle that just happened.* - voiceofreason April 11, 2025, 12:49:47 no idea what you're talking about..* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 12:51:40 itshappening.gif * - jdl April 11, 2025, 13:26:26 talk about pop muzik, talk about pop muzik* - bbonb April 11, 2025, 13:02:07 have we ever been told what possible reason this whole thing isn't live on at least espn+? - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 12:13:51 I think it is partly tradition and partly a play on supply and demand* - Dikta April 11, 2025, 14:51:54 Directv has two 4K channels starting around 10am* - JeffFrank April 11, 2025, 13:57:11 Because the Masters says so. They control everything, including limiting TV coverage* - HamptonSki April 11, 2025, 12:17:42 right. but i'm saying what's the business reason (or even non business) to not have it - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 12:26:04 I don't think there is one. Just privileged old white folk doing it because they can* - HamptonSki April 11, 2025, 12:58:48 Obey your Masters. Masters.* - SurfTheBoneyard April 11, 2025, 12:20:44 Bryson chasing down Rose * - jdl April 11, 2025, 11:43:31 mccarty started double/bogey and now has 6 birdies in last 8 holes* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 11:04:30 Would be fun to see Couples make the weekend* - OWWDig April 11, 2025, 9:52:03 anybody have jack in the death pool? he’s not looking great these days. props to him - Ari Gold April 11, 2025, 9:33:16 Age 85. That tOSU education will get ya every time. - osklister April 11, 2025, 9:52:25 Cut line currently at +1. Campbell flirting with it, Detry needs a career round just to see... - Illiniphil April 11, 2025, 9:31:19 cutline is way more likely to +3 than +1. Campbell is ~90% to make the cut right now* - John Coctostan April 11, 2025, 9:35:45 Yep, wind is supposed to pick up this afternoon * - jdl April 11, 2025, 11:15:14 Ted Emrich is the best* - bbonb April 10, 2025, 17:49:57 Cantlay lols. Two chips into the water* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 16:24:31 Rory does another* - jdl April 10, 2025, 16:58:20 +4 on 15, 16, and 17* - Orangeillini April 10, 2025, 17:34:11 Welp… he’ll finish 3 shots short on Sunday. Thursday always does it * - uofi1998 April 10, 2025, 18:12:26 The GOAT of back door top 5s in majors* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 18:13:54 third attempt was really nice tho * - jdl April 10, 2025, 16:25:26 Campbell with a nice start, even par - jdl April 10, 2025, 16:10:15 Kinda thought campbell would struggle. good for him* - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 16:11:45 Rosy blocks a 3W on 17* - Phytynlini April 10, 2025, 16:07:25 Rory is dialed. It’s Thursday. He’s going looooooow this week. * - uofi1998 April 10, 2025, 14:57:48 Justin Rose thinks Rory's game is cute.* - Illiniphil April 10, 2025, 15:57:11 Yeah he's going to card a hell of a number today... - uofi1998 April 10, 2025, 16:17:14 he leads Day 1, like, every year* - bbonb April 11, 2025, 12:59:03 It would be awesome to see him finally get one.* - voiceofreason April 10, 2025, 15:27:28 He seems to be in a really good place mentally* - CWR10 April 10, 2025, 15:13:49 that bunker shot. oh my* - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 15:13:24 Absolute dot by Scottie on 18. * - uofi1998 April 10, 2025, 14:34:51 Masters app for tv is super buggy. Someone’s in trouble* - Dikta April 10, 2025, 13:29:15 Nick Dunlap, yeesh* - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 13:00:42 5 doubles on the back. That makes for a rough day.* - Illiniphil April 10, 2025, 14:18:21 Pristine morning at Augusta* - CWR10 April 10, 2025, 8:42:31 it looks fantastic. masters app is once again awesome* - John Coctostan April 10, 2025, 8:59:54 Morning and afternoon on a pristine day there… not many things more beautiful * - uofi1998 April 10, 2025, 9:55:25 Detry 10:37 with Finau and McNealy - jdl April 9, 2025, 18:42:11 Not a great first day so far. Still has time to try to finish with a little momentum, but... - Illiniphil April 10, 2025, 13:49:51 If this doesn't make you smile, you're dead inside... - uofi1998 April 9, 2025, 15:57:02 That's awesome. How fun* - EffinIllini April 10, 2025, 12:29:01 Those freaking greens man, I'd five putt every hole* - HamptonSki April 10, 2025, 9:18:12 Yep, that was great* - PapaDels April 9, 2025, 18:46:41 I still can't believe I had to wear those fucking jump suits all summer for a lot of years* - gvibes April 9, 2025, 17:08:34 Incarcerated?* - Herman Blume April 10, 2025, 13:02:18 a looper, a jock, you know?* - gvibes April 10, 2025, 14:59:18 That is exceptional* - Sounder April 9, 2025, 16:17:06 Better chance to win this weekend? Her or her dad?* - bjl63 April 9, 2025, 16:15:53 Rors is getting it done* - uofi1998 April 9, 2025, 17:24:57 Good stuff right there. * - harb April 9, 2025, 16:09:16 Little one doesn't know what all the noise is about. :-) - osklister April 9, 2025, 16:16:24 Sidejack... Check out my new LAB Oz cover. Don't have it yet. Sent from Japan... - Phytynlini April 7, 2025, 20:24:03 Sideside: how do you like the putter?* - Dikta April 7, 2025, 20:58:26 Love it. Had the DF3 last year and it really helped my game. Hit virtually every line. - Phytynlini April 7, 2025, 21:32:56 <Coach O> Geaux Tigers <Coach O>* - bbonb April 7, 2025, 19:34:24 Go Tiger* - bbonb April 7, 2025, 19:34:24 I did a Masters Calcutta last night. Blind draw from Top50 and next 50. It was fun, now just need - harb April 7, 2025, 19:33:50 Who'd you get? * - jdl April 7, 2025, 19:41:38 Here are the payouts…. - harb April 7, 2025, 20:51:41 Dots… - harb April 7, 2025, 19:49:24 Woof - jdl April 7, 2025, 20:53:59 Not awful. I'd say you maybe have 7 that have a shot at top 10. - Phytynlini April 7, 2025, 20:21:58 Four of those were in the second 50. I paid too much for the Homa Fleetwood duo when they came up. - harb April 7, 2025, 20:49:13 I’m pulling for Langer to make the cut in his last Masters start. Legend* - PapaDels April 7, 2025, 17:05:15 Sweet ride Bernie! - jdl April 7, 2025, 19:05:34 Excellent* - PapaDels April 7, 2025, 21:58:12 Hmm, never heard of this MANUFAKTUR level before. - osklister April 9, 2025, 16:21:48 Rory's time (autofill) - uofi1998 April 7, 2025, 12:49:51 My practice round tix are today. Made it inside for about 3 hours…then course closed - Ron McDon April 7, 2025, 12:17:21 Woof, sorry Ron, but glad you at least made it in* - Carl Spackler April 7, 2025, 12:43:24 TWSS* - HamptonSki April 7, 2025, 14:32:37 Man that sucks* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 12:31:26 I’ve been here probably 20 times, so it’s fine. Am bummed for the guys that I brought with me - Ron McDon April 7, 2025, 12:47:56 Ok still sucks but yeah i feel less bad for you. Let me know if you ever need a fill in!* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 21:13:09 Update: Full refund AND the opportunity to repurchase next year.* - Ron McDon April 7, 2025, 14:18:22 Yep there was an announcement yesterday that the patrons gate wouldn't be open* - jdl April 7, 2025, 10:53:13 I can’t even imagine how shitty it’d feel to have your day at the Masters rained out.* - Carl Spackler April 7, 2025, 10:54:26 JDL: "Oh, I'd keep playing. I don't think the heavy stuff is going to come down for quite a while." - osklister April 7, 2025, 11:50:16 Morikawa* - gvibes April 7, 2025, 10:49:53 I think I'd be shocked if the winner wasn't one of scottie, rory, morikawa or ludvig* - John Coctostan April 7, 2025, 11:02:34 I haven't looked what's the weather supposed to be the rest of the week?* - bucktownillini April 7, 2025, 10:46:07 Pretty good - HamptonSki April 7, 2025, 10:49:14   Searching