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You only get to use one for the rest of your life: fork or spoon
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Posted by biclops
on April 16, 2025, 12:02:07
Includes all derivations thereof
Hybrids like sporks are not allowed
Other utensils like knives and chopsticks are still on the table
Message Thread:
You only get to use one for the rest of your life: fork or spoon
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biclops
April 16, 2025, 12:02:07
it’s always butt stuff with you*
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bbonb
April 16, 2025, 16:10:16
Sounds like we are using our flatware in radically different ways *
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biclops
April 16, 2025, 16:47:36
It makes me irrationally angry thinking about eating a salad with a spoon, but gotta go spoon*
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GhostofPokeyStixPast
April 16, 2025, 14:32:33
just have to use a chopstick or knife and eat the croutons with the spoon*
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lcubed
April 16, 2025, 14:33:37
Just thinking about dropping random lettuce and salad contents repeatedly
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GhostofPokeyStixPast
April 16, 2025, 14:42:15
A local Japanese restaurant we frequent serves salads and only gives chop sticks as default utensils
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DocWalk20
April 16, 2025, 16:29:19
better than a world without Zinc*
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assassin
April 16, 2025, 15:46:39
it's like none of you have ever heard of a vichyssoise fork
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ECEIllinois
April 16, 2025, 14:31:31
This is an obvious no brainer. Can’t eat soup with a fork. *
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illini thunder
April 16, 2025, 14:14:22
You can, but it takes longer. *
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doubledown
April 16, 2025, 14:24:56
You'd have to go with spoon for all the liquids out there.*
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JFG
April 16, 2025, 13:20:12
Yeah, in a world where chopsticks exist, this isn't a difficult choice*
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Sounder
April 16, 2025, 13:25:15
I’d sooner use my spoon than try to use chopsticks*
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jjlocke923
April 16, 2025, 14:13:03
Once you get the hang of them they can often be preferred
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Sounder
April 16, 2025, 14:40:45
no. we improved on pinching between two sticks with one stick that pokes things.*
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VIV
April 16, 2025, 18:58:50
I really need to make more of an effort with them. Thanks for the encouragement *
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jjlocke923
April 16, 2025, 17:42:13
The way I learned to eat with chopsticks is a pretty funny story
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Sounder
April 16, 2025, 17:46:37
lol. That’s one way to do it I guess*
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jjlocke923
April 16, 2025, 17:57:04
lol.
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assassin
April 16, 2025, 15:24:26
I see you've played Knifey Spooney before. I choose spoon.*
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Warrin'_Illini
April 16, 2025, 13:17:18
Can't fork cereal, so spoon I guess.*
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MojoJojo
April 16, 2025, 12:42:50
I’m a Froot Loops man so a fork will work out well*
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timmer
April 16, 2025, 16:34:57
Spoon*
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PapaDels
April 16, 2025, 12:41:18
Spoon*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
April 16, 2025, 12:11:37
I don't want to live in a word in which sporks are not allowed
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IlliniSax05
April 16, 2025, 12:04:44
Spoon, because chopsticks can supplement a fork*
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OrangeSox
April 16, 2025, 12:03:36
For a lot of things, I actually prefer chopsticks*
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Sounder
April 16, 2025, 12:13:34
spoon is way more useful, especially if you have a knife and chopsticks*
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assassin
April 16, 2025, 12:03:28
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