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    We absolutely suck, yet we still beat you last time. Archived Message

    Posted by VIV on May 4, 2025, 10:26:19, in reply to "NOUHOU!!!!!!"

    Our new coach’s tactics are painful to watch on a weekly basis (not as painful as looking at your kits or your soft as baby shit team each week, though).

    Low block, hope to hit on the counter, except Klauss is completely washed and a net negative out there. Missing our best GK, our best CB and our best CM, so there’s holes at every level. Can’t link passes up to hold possession. 90% of passes are sideways or backwards. If we do end up in the attacking third out of some sort of luck, we have no plan on getting it in the goal. This team is brutal.
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