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Doesn’t make them look any less awful*
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Posted by HeatMizer
on May 7, 2025, 16:29:09, in reply to "
The owner is a graduate of West Point
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so the colors and name are an homage to that
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Stanley Cup Playoffs thread - the most fun postseason in all of sports
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OB25
April 19, 2025, 16:49:11
WooHoo Oilers!!*
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MtHoodIllini
May 25, 2025, 14:49:58
Did I not predict this? I am the board hockey expert*
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bbonb
May 25, 2025, 17:59:29
It is well known*
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MtHoodIllini
May 25, 2025, 18:22:44
0-14
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timmer
May 23, 2025, 6:10:48
I don’t see the Oilers losing another game. They’re just too good*
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bbonb
May 21, 2025, 22:03:40
You should rename your team the Avalanche because that's what happened last night.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 22, 2025, 8:36:23
I'll never understand Oilers management. You built an incredible offensive team, but
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Kajagoogoo
May 22, 2025, 8:55:16
BEAT THE PANTHERS. I mean, DESTROY those assholes*
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timmer
May 20, 2025, 19:13:03
In addition to a lack of Canadian teams, the Midwest and Northeast needs to step up too
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OB25
May 19, 2025, 14:22:09
Florida/Carolina are not sexy markets, but it’s definitely a sexy matchup
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snipes824
May 19, 2025, 16:06:22
FL vs Car is trash*
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cpsteine
May 24, 2025, 21:43:47
or not*
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snipes824
May 24, 2025, 21:23:42
Agree. Sorry Bbonb but I'm an Oil man this year.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 19, 2025, 14:24:19
Hard to root for Stan Bowman, but I would like McDavid to win a Cup*
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bjl63
May 19, 2025, 16:16:33
I’m fully expecting them to sweep the Stars. At least we made the Final Four!*
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bbonb
May 19, 2025, 15:51:52
There’s a 25% chance that the hurricanes face the player they traded for
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TarheelIllini
May 19, 2025, 7:33:34
Hawks pick 3 and 25 with the Leafs losing*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 18, 2025, 21:21:16
I’d have a hard time shoveling $15m at Marner if I were Hawks*
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cpsteine
May 18, 2025, 21:19:58
The Hawks need someone elite to play with Bedard
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 19, 2025, 12:03:27
yeah, I'm with you on that, obv., and Marner is obv good. Wish he were bigger.*
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cpsteine
May 19, 2025, 13:28:31
I'd rather have Rantanen but he locked up long term with Dallas
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 19, 2025, 13:42:04
Not me. Marner is a stud
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Draino
May 19, 2025, 11:59:45
Panthers blowing out TNT. Scores on faceoff before they went back with live play
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timmer
May 18, 2025, 20:59:45
Yikes*
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OB25
May 18, 2025, 19:55:21
Like I said, Panthers by 3 or more*
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timmer
May 18, 2025, 19:53:21
Ref just took a stick to the face. Owwww*
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illini21
May 18, 2025, 19:38:51
Scraping that blood off the ice*
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timmer
May 18, 2025, 19:40:20
Florida absolutely dominating the first 5 minutes*
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OB25
May 18, 2025, 18:47:41
In my expert hockey opinion, the Panthers clearly look like the better team*
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illini21
May 18, 2025, 18:47:32
I need some action on tonight’s game. What’s the play?
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illini21
May 18, 2025, 15:48:07
Leafs under on shots on goal, apparently*
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OB25
May 18, 2025, 19:02:52
Leafs by 3 (+560). Lock*
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timmer
May 18, 2025, 16:59:22
Florida won the cup last year. Toronto is like the Red Sox pre-04. Cursed, angsty, talented.
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Desert
May 18, 2025, 16:54:17
Is it me or are Carolina games no fun to watch?
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memyselfandillini
May 17, 2025, 8:36:25
If Tony Bennett coached hockey*
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Desert
May 18, 2025, 16:55:40
Not looking good for my Canadian teams.*
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OB25
May 14, 2025, 19:36:52
Leafs taken to the woodshed*
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timmer
May 14, 2025, 19:40:43
Leafs <me not dead>*
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illini222
May 16, 2025, 21:33:21
Should be a great atmosphere in Toronto on Sunday*
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OB25
May 16, 2025, 21:38:22
Congrats to the little green socked Stars; up 2-1
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bbonb
May 11, 2025, 18:36:24
It’s so hard to watch knowing the Blues were 1.6 seconds from playing right now *
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uofi1998
May 11, 2025, 8:08:47
McDavid throws one at the net and Vegas kicks in at 3 minutes to tie, Vegas scores off Oiler stick
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illini222
May 10, 2025, 22:58:09
Rantanen is just absurd right now*
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 7, 2025, 22:26:27
he's good, but some of these goals are pure luck*
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cpsteine
May 8, 2025, 8:31:22
I can only assume there’s not a more punchable face in the NHL than Brad Marchand*
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HeatMizer
May 7, 2025, 20:12:14
Utah Mammoth
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OB25
May 7, 2025, 9:14:15
Wolfie Van Halen to play before home opener
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DanSaint
May 7, 2025, 14:58:37
Tell me you did not just say wolf and tie*
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chorizo
May 7, 2025, 15:20:31
mmmmmmmmmmaybe*
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DanSaint
May 7, 2025, 20:29:17
1000 time better than the Predators*
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TarheelIllini
May 7, 2025, 14:39:23
It's aight. Leaked a few days ago when someone accidently changed the Twitter handle*
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KingTalkyTiki
May 7, 2025, 10:37:48
These are the unis. Not a fan of the letters on the away, but overall perfectly fine.
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KingTalkyTiki
May 7, 2025, 14:29:26
Very Predators-y, but I like the mountain top aspect*
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Chilango
May 8, 2025, 7:41:57
Just consider it an adjective.*
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MojoJojo
May 7, 2025, 9:59:21
Jazz and Mammoths. Two things that have never been in Utah.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 7, 2025, 9:16:26
Kings, Lakers and Dodgers. *
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Chilango
May 7, 2025, 9:36:39
California has lakes. I am certain of that.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 7, 2025, 9:45:00
And if it were the California Lakers, you'd have a point*
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Chilango
May 7, 2025, 10:51:41
I feel bad for anyone who hasn't had an afternoon at Echo Park Lake.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 7, 2025, 10:56:10
And if it truly were a Lake you'd have a point.*
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Chilango
May 7, 2025, 10:59:21
STFU!*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 7, 2025, 11:01:10
LOL*
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Chilango
May 7, 2025, 11:35:05
As a true hockey expert I'm calling my shot right now: A Canadian team will win the cup this year.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 7, 2025, 8:43:14
Golden Knights is a newish franchise and that’s the colors you chose huh?
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HeatMizer
May 6, 2025, 21:13:52
It's designed to look like the Lego knights sets*
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RVA
May 7, 2025, 12:16:57
The Kraken absolutely nailed their branding*
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Sounder
May 7, 2025, 11:07:08
The anchor logo is great. The "S" logo is just okay. I think it's an average NHL design package.
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longsnapper
May 7, 2025, 15:52:28
The owner is a graduate of West Point
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bjl63
May 7, 2025, 8:35:29
Doesn’t make them look any less awful*
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HeatMizer
May 7, 2025, 16:29:09
Shoulda been gamblers *
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cpsteine
May 7, 2025, 9:57:11
Indeed. Yet another nickname with no correlation to its location.*
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Warrin'_Illini
May 7, 2025, 10:00:40
*and* we have a military fetish in the USA*
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Chilango
May 7, 2025, 9:13:31
Ok*
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bjl63
May 7, 2025, 9:21:35
After sitting with this for a bit, I think the Blues need to trade Kyrou for young defense.
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Desert
May 5, 2025, 19:55:16
NTC starts in July for him, so certainly one to watch
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jayd
May 6, 2025, 9:50:54
NTC???*
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Desert
May 6, 2025, 11:07:55
no trade clause
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jayd
May 6, 2025, 12:06:19
Ah...good to know*
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Desert
May 6, 2025, 13:58:12
well if they decide to, I expect to see a payoff for his house to come in
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DanSaint
May 5, 2025, 21:52:24
Admittedly, I haven’t watched a ton of hockey lately. But I agree totally about Kyrou.
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uofi1998
May 5, 2025, 20:05:45
The live draft lottery makes zero sense, but #1 pick about to be drawn. Hawks odds up to 18%*
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OB25
May 5, 2025, 18:16:22
They’ve had 4 commercial breaks in a 30 minute show and revealed 3 picks
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IlliniSax05
May 5, 2025, 18:27:14
Watching in a restaurant with the sound off and I can’t understand what’s happening
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ATL
May 5, 2025, 18:26:39
Fucking Islanders #1
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timmer
May 5, 2025, 18:20:04
Do people care about the Islanders, aside from maybe Rangers fans?*
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bjl63
May 6, 2025, 10:00:36
Islanders fans, probably
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IlliniSax05
May 6, 2025, 12:07:46
Ha ha, fuck yeah. However, no clear #1 this year, right?*
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voiceofreason
May 5, 2025, 20:41:34
I think every legitimate scouting service has Schaefer #1 so in that sense there is a clear top guy
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OB25
May 6, 2025, 10:05:18
hawks #3*
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timmer
May 5, 2025, 18:31:33
Utah #4 so I think the Hawks get #3*
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timmer
May 5, 2025, 18:27:05
should be*
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Orangeillini
May 5, 2025, 18:27:42
Happy about it. I want Misa or Hagens. Not forced to draft a dman
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 5, 2025, 18:22:08
Martone seems like a guy they don't have much of, but since he's such a poor skater
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bjl63
May 6, 2025, 9:59:36
Even more likely to end up 4th now though.*
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OB25
May 5, 2025, 18:22:56
Ok #3 spot give me whoever of Hagens or Misa falls out*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 5, 2025, 18:26:51
Well not anymore, apparently
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IlliniSax05
May 5, 2025, 18:26:30
Picking 3rd. Not great in a draft in a draft with a clear top 2, but could have been worse*
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OB25
May 5, 2025, 18:27:17
No real superstar prospect this year
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Draino
May 5, 2025, 20:35:55
I think people are bit harsh on Hagens
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 5, 2025, 20:39:35
Top 3 was a must. This is a great spot.*
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Toonces
May 5, 2025, 18:31:55
I’d rather have Hagens than Schaefer for the Hawks*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 5, 2025, 18:27:47
Me too, but Misa seems to be a big step up from the other forwards.
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OB25
May 5, 2025, 18:31:43
The dream would be the Islanders take Hagens as the hometown kid. Sharks go Schaefer
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 5, 2025, 18:34:12
I feel like there’s already been hints dropped about the big center Frondell
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OB25
May 5, 2025, 18:46:20
Yeah that would suck*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 5, 2025, 18:24:30
From 10th to 1st. Fvck*
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timmer
May 5, 2025, 18:21:16
Buddy and I watched the game. He had the Blues and I the Jets
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timmer
May 5, 2025, 10:54:59
Epic game. What a turnaround by Jets. Seemed impossible at one point*
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cpsteine
May 4, 2025, 22:23:46
Hat tip to Binnington*
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CWR10
May 4, 2025, 22:11:54
All 4 deflections. 2 off our own guys!*
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John Coctostan
May 4, 2025, 22:15:18
Welp. Disappointing, but I can't help but be optimistic for the future.*
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SurfTheBoneyard
May 4, 2025, 22:08:53
Lots of tired legs*
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 4, 2025, 21:58:20
No flow in this OT, gonna probably be a weird fluky play that decides it*
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OB25
May 4, 2025, 21:18:09
Ryan suter is one of the dirtiest fuckers in hockey*
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longsnapper
May 4, 2025, 21:10:16
Schenn trying to give this one away*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 4, 2025, 21:04:40
Goodness what a bonehead turnover by the Jets defenseman there*
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OB25
May 4, 2025, 20:58:53
Seriously. Less than 2 seconds
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IlliniRunner
May 4, 2025, 20:41:38
sure would have been nice if Buch would have skated out of the zone
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jayd
May 4, 2025, 20:43:19
That one icing by Buch needed to last 2 more seconds *
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 4, 2025, 20:42:45
Barf. Go salvage this thing in OT*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 4, 2025, 20:36:59
Omg.*
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Toonces
May 4, 2025, 20:36:49
Well fuck*
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IlliniRunner
May 4, 2025, 20:36:42
Oh fudge *
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 4, 2025, 20:33:17
Huge goal. Fortunate no-call. Exhale. One more period. LGB!*
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Desert
May 4, 2025, 19:40:09
Massive goal*
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 4, 2025, 19:37:57
Stupid penalty leads to a goal and momentum change*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 4, 2025, 19:23:24
How the fuck is kneeing Binner in the head not a penalty?*
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Desert
May 4, 2025, 19:06:57
Excellent 1st. It’ll tighten up in the 2nd. Binner needs to bring it and no penalties*
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Desert
May 4, 2025, 18:51:03
That was impressive. Got drilled score a goal*
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 4, 2025, 18:21:58
LGB*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 4, 2025, 18:14:31
X2*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 4, 2025, 18:22:38
That’ll start*
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BradUnderwoodforprez
May 4, 2025, 18:14:15
Yep. Get in Hellebuyck’s head.
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SurfTheBoneyard
May 4, 2025, 18:19:22
the little Stars move on in the tournament. Yay!*
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bbonb
May 3, 2025, 22:19:31
What. In. The. Fruck. Happened?
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timmer
May 3, 2025, 21:57:13
Mikko Rantanen happened
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Ron McDon
May 3, 2025, 22:52:46
Pretty incredible to watch*
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MtHoodIllini
May 4, 2025, 17:49:45
We’ve got a tied game 7 in the final minutes*
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OB25
May 3, 2025, 21:31:05
Incorrect Mike, this is what we want…
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OB25
May 3, 2025, 21:22:11
There is very large set of fake boobs strategically placed behind the Dallas bench
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OB25
May 3, 2025, 20:40:53
She refers to them as her "lucky charms"*
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MtHoodIllini
May 4, 2025, 17:51:51
Yeah she’s always in Big D. Regularly behind the bench*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
May 3, 2025, 20:43:02
Can game 7 somehow be moved to stl?*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 2, 2025, 22:01:44
Thorough dick kicking right now. *
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VIV
May 2, 2025, 20:49:19
Didn’t take long to learn why the Jets had the odds that they did.
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OB25
May 2, 2025, 20:39:34
Hellebuyck is having a bad time in the Lou*
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jayd
May 2, 2025, 20:49:32
The Maple Leafs love torturing their fans*
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OB25
April 29, 2025, 20:40:14
Penguins fired Mike Sullivan, so add him to the Hawks list*
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bjl63
April 28, 2025, 16:23:33
Others catching on to my long standing feud with networks that drown out crowd noise
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OB25
April 27, 2025, 19:48:27
Fox did this for years broadcasting playoff baseball. They still might.*
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voiceofreason
April 28, 2025, 6:37:51
Blackhawks do not get their man at head coach. Denver U. coach David Carle says no*
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OB25
April 26, 2025, 12:11:57
Interesting. Wonder why he'd turn it down*
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UofIL6
April 27, 2025, 19:54:18
Well, crap. *
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bjl63
April 27, 2025, 19:51:40
That sucks. Put a lot of effort into that. Really wanted him*
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CanHartlebHireSnider
April 26, 2025, 12:29:03
Leafs goalie violently slashed Sens player 3x then knocks him down. Matching minors.
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Desert
April 22, 2025, 19:50:05
Ovechkin's first career playoff OT winner
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HamptonSki
April 22, 2025, 10:21:51
99 had 4*
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bbonb
April 22, 2025, 11:41:45
the little green-skated Stars won an exciting one against the mighty Avs*
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bbonb
April 22, 2025, 10:10:56
fuck 'em*
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cpsteine
April 22, 2025, 11:50:37
The hockey, it is quite good right now.
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OB25
April 22, 2025, 0:01:45
And Oilers waste the comeback, give up the go ahead goal with :41 left*
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OB25
April 22, 2025, 0:04:37
Skinner sucks. This is on the organization if the Oil don’t make the finals
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timmer
April 21, 2025, 21:59:01
These last couple are on the skaters.*
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cpsteine
April 21, 2025, 22:51:17
Before the Caps / Habs game, I put down $0.35 on this scenario….
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timmer
April 21, 2025, 21:16:24
Hockey is so different than every other sport with their rookie debuts
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OB25
April 20, 2025, 21:18:23
Sens being taken to the woodshed
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timmer
April 20, 2025, 19:25:57
Knowing absolutely nothing I just took Winnipeg +800 to give me rooting interest. Let’s go, OB!*
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illini21
April 19, 2025, 19:55:03
I had a two leg parlay of Wpg and Col but…..
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timmer
April 19, 2025, 20:29:36
*finger guns**
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OB25
April 19, 2025, 20:12:02
Top seed with those odds was too much to pass. Bummed I didn’t see this before Game 1*
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illini21
April 19, 2025, 20:21:40
High quality first period between STL and WIN.*
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SurfTheBoneyard
April 19, 2025, 17:49:08
Picking Jets, Avs, Knights, Kings in Rd1 West
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timmer
April 19, 2025, 17:20:14
I always go with the Oilers and Leafs
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CanHartlebHireSnider
April 19, 2025, 17:04:38
I had Oilers last year and after coming so close I decided to switch it up.*
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OB25
April 19, 2025, 17:14:57
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